jake byrd, everybody. i hope that jake will be there for me when i commit my crime.t was a crazy day here in l.a. i hope this turns out to be a turning point for lindsay lohan. on the bright side, all the craziness today did provide us with something pretty great today. our unintentional joke of the day. >> it's a sheriff's department issue. i'm sure they have a procedure for getting her out of the building. >> front door or back door? >> not going to go there. >> jimmy: good call, alan. good call. so -- in other crazy people news, sarah palin is speaking out, finally. she is opposing a plan to build a mosque, there's a plan to build a mosque near the site of the world trade center. while she's opposing it, i don't know. you put a mosque there, there's no way the terrorists blow it up. if i was in charge, i'd put a mosque on top of every building in america, just to be safe. but sarah palin tweeted this on sunday. she said, ground zero mosque supporters, doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland. is alaska part of the heartland? peace

>> jimmy: now that's jake byrd, from when she went into jail. outside -- we met him outside the michael jackson trial and then, we saw him at the o.j. arraignment -- >> we expect mr. simpson to be processed and released -- >> yes! >> fairly quickly. >> jimmy: and we saw him again at paris hilton's dui hearing. >> he ruled that he was remaineding miss hilton to the sheriff's custody to serve the remainder of her sentence at the century region -- >> no! no! no! no! >> jimmy: he's everywhere he needs be. and today, in lindsay's time of need, when none of her friends were brave enough to show their faces, jake byrd was there, alone. >> okay, okay. okay. look. look where i am. i'm at lindsay's -- i'm at lindsay lohan's jail and i'm going to play the new song that her dad wrote her. and you can tell from the song that it's not just a ploy to sell some mp3 downloads. he totally loves her. this is for lindsay. it's "daddy's little girl." my dad didn't wryite a song for me. my dad didn't do that. if he did, it would be 14 years long. ♪ a father's love wil

so -- our friend jake byrd was also at the beverly hills courthouse yesterday.lebrity supporter. you name the celebrity, we're there to support him. we showed clips of him last night. but there was one this morning on cbs that was too good to pass up. watch for jake. he's the one in the hat. >> the atmosphere continued even as lohan's lawyer talked. >> she's accepted responsibility and that's really all i have to say. >> she went to jail? >> yes, she did. >> oh! [ applause ] >> jimmy: some people report the news, others receive the news. in less than two weeks the state of missouri will vote on a proposition that if passed without exempt missouri exempt from fines for not buying health insurance. it's important with potentially far-reaching implication, and in kansas city, a reporter consider knbc there hit the street to get local reaction. >> for the first time anywhere in america. missouri voters are going to have an opportunity to vote whether they want to vote out of the federal health care reform laws. >> jimmy: and that's -- [ applause ] let's see that aga

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