we've got a great show for you tonight, jameela jamil is here!eers and applause] we've got a lot to talk about, so let's get into the headlines. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ let's kick things off with tucker carlson, the world's most unemployed boat shoe. [boos] no one has heard from tucker since his surprise firing on monday, except the pillow he's been screaming into. and it turns out there may be a good reason for that. fox news executives reportedly have a dossier of dirt on him. yeah... to keep him from attacking the network. that's right, they apparently have him saying the most vile things you can imagine and the way they compiled it -- and this is genius -- it's by turning on his television show and pressing record. [laughter and applause] very sneaky! let's move onto some breaking news. if you've been following florida politics, you are weird. [laughter] and also you know that ron desantis has been attacking the disney corporation for a year now ever since disney criticized his antigay bill and also because they used his image for quasimodo