james poysner, can i get, uh --er ] james posner, i'm sorry. james? could i get some thank you note writing music, please? james posner. >> steve: wow. posner's brother. [ laughter ] >> steve: is it really? u, pope francis, for joining instagram, and being the one person who can rightfully caption his photos #blessed. applause ] the pope. >> steve: he's the pope, man. : thank you, "the bachelor" and kindergarten, for being the only two places you can fall in love with someone [ laughter ]se ] >> steve: not good. >> jimmy: i have a crush. >> steve: it's going to all be fine for those two. k you, crossword puzzles, for combining my two loves. games and feeling like an idiot. [ laughter and applause ]word for food? food? >> steve: i don't know. i'm throwing it away. k you, john kasich, for winning your home state of ohio, which is basically like when your mom e the most handsome boy in your class. [ laughter ] >> steve: "thanks, mom. oh, geez, mom., mom. thank you, alfalfa sprouts, for green giant's bathroom floor looks like after a manscaping sesh. [ la