would you please welcome to the stage, james veitch! applause i'm single.guardian soul mates, have you heard of it? do you wa nt to mates, have you heard of it? do you want to admit to that? i was doing 0k. it want to admit to that? i was doing ok. it was all right. then i was booted off. i got an e—mail that said we are writing to let you know that you're dating profile breached oui’ that you're dating profile breached our terms and conditions and won't be visible to other users. profile picture should not contain people other than yourself. i could not... this was the picture i was trying to make my profile picture. laughter they weren't actively hostile so i think it was ok. i think i make them laugh. it's weird to talk about your dating life in front of people. it's not something normal people do. i was annoyed with them for having given me the runaround. i had a bit of spare time. so what i did was i sent them letter. from the dock. laughter it has come to my attention james veitch has been using my image without my permission! my comedy is about techn