please welcome the next, jamie lissow. >> greg: wow. jamie, i did not see that coming.t was incredibly unfair. to bad people don't care enough to attack you, jamie. they have to go to alaska to find you and that's an expensive plane ticket. you are safe. >> that's a good point. somebody asked me today, they were like i saw the chapelle thing. is anything like this ever happened to you before and i was like nothing like this has happened before. even the part before the attack with the ground was laughing. what a dummy. did you hear the details? this guy brought a knife disguised as a fake gun. there is no worse way to smuggle a weapon. that would be like if you had a 4-ounce tube of toothpaste and you were going to the airport you disguised it a fake bomb. >> judge jeanine: that's good. >> greg: are you worried as a comedian that this is one of these new trends or is it a one off? >> i'm only surprised about the security. chapelle usually does travel with legit security. i have a hat that i put on. it says security. i do my own. i don't worry about things like that. he

actor, writer and comedian jamie lissow!lause] >> greg: and she's like your appendix. you can live without it but has the potential to kill you. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: so, dana, i was like, i didn't believe this story. but it's like, it's true. it's true. >> dana: i thought it was something from the babylon bee and it is disturbing. i know somebody who recently is an adult -- well, is an adult, college, and was required to put his row nouns in the signature of his e-mail and he refused. they were going to fire him. >> greg: really?. >> dana: so now you see it's coming down to this middle school level. it seems absurd but i'm glad we're talking about it on your highly rated show so people see it. here's the other thing when the guy defending them talking about title 9 and what title 9 does, you think about women's sports, that's -- title 9 was supposed to also be about women's sports and who is defending women's sports now? no one. very few people. even women who are in sports are not d