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jamie lissow, kat timpf, tyrus. going to be a great night. >> bret: it going to be great. good

>> greg: tonight another great show with jamie lissow. kelley o'grady is going to be on the show.ey, let's do something new. greg's this is funny. you want to see something funny? so the guy is on a bike, see, and he is not paying attention. check it out. and a tree falls, right? guy on the bike. is he probably looking at his phone. ha ha. ha ha ha. so, anyway he passed away. >> judge jeanine: he did not. >> greg: in lieu of flowers. >> judge jeanine: he pass away? >> judge jeanine: no he isn't. >> greg: that's why it's funny. >> judge jeanine: does that mean he passed away in the ground? >> greg: passed away, judge. not coming back. >> judge jeanine: you are going to get sued. >> greg: no i'm not. that's why this is called this is funny. he's fine. >> judge jeanine: passed away. okay. shut up. all right. mlb superstar shohei ohtani had his dog decoy throw out the cutest first pitch have you ever seen at orioles vs. dodgers game tuesday night. there it is. yeah. >> they were talking about -- >> dana: did he bet on it? >> judge jeanine: that's it. talk about hitting it out of the c

jamie lissow, kat timpf, tyrus. going to be a great night. >> bret: it going to be great.ood evening, bret baier. coming to you tonight from the united center in chicago. site of this week's democratic national convention. you know, this was supposed to be president joe biden's week in the sun. he was going to be nominated to try to win a second term as president. and the end the convention with a rousing speech on thursday. instead, he speaks on this, the opening night, and a speech we're told will be an address focused on legacy and at the same time turning the page to a new generation of leadership. one unusual item, delegates tonight are set to approve a party platform that still refers to president biden's second term. this afternoon the harris campaign announced as president she wants to raise the corporate tax rate to 28%. another detail in the economic plan. she started to unveil on friday. senior white house correspondent peter doocy is here in chicago. he starts us off live tonight live from the floor. good evening, peter bret. >> peter: good evening, bret. a few

tonight, jamie lissow, emily wilson, kat timpf, she is preggers. and tyrus. we have 10 seconds. who is next? judge? >> judge jeanine: talk about tiny but mighty. remember the 90's plastic dolls called polypockets. now live in 42-foot version of the hit series. the airbnb fit with retrothemed furniture, clothes and accessories. you might like it. [laughter] >> greg: i don't know if bret has that as a beach house. >> bret: looks like a place for you, greg. thanks. >> greg: meet you there. ♪ >> bret: good evening. i'm bret baier. we have brand new fox polling on the presidential race out this hour. former president donald trump holds a slim one point advantage over vice president kamala harris in the nationwide survey of registered voters. that obviously is within the margin of error. the top issue among those voters the economy at 38%. nothing else is really even close. immigration and abortion follow at 14%. tonight the former president says, vice president harris would ruin the economy if elected. he also told an audience in north carolina the biden-harris team turned the econom

tonight, jamie lissow, emily wilson, kat timpf, she is preggers. and tyrus. we have 10 seconds.alk about tiny but mighty. remember the 90's plastic dolls called polypockets. now live in 42-foot version of the hit series. the airbnb fit with retrothemed furniture, clothes and accessories. you might like it. [laughter] >> greg: i don't know if bret has that as a beach house. >> bret: looks like a place for you, greg. thanks. >> greg: meet you there. ♪