jane goodall at the time. >> jane: no, i was not.. i read "cars and of apes." 10-year-old girls are very romantic and i fell in love with the story. and what did he do? he married the wrong jane. >> jimmy: he married a jane. yeah. [cheers and applause] do you think the fact that tarzan was in a relationship with jane and made an impression on you because he had the same name? >> jane: i thought she was a wimp. [laughter] and we can that was when i knew there was not a tarzan. that is when i dreamed i could go to africa and live with wild animals and write books. you know, in those days, everybody loved. but i wanted to make a point of this. i had a very supportive mother. jane, if you really want to do something with this, you will have to work really hard to take advantage of every opportunity. if you don't give up, hopefully you will find a way. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: and you did all those things and more. and you had a particular relationship with one champ in particular. david is the name. i think we have a photograph he

people said that she's the same as jane goodall. i said, she's nothing like jane goodall. - [jayne] can i get rid of this clutter while i'm down here? - [ann] well, i have cleared up a long way. - well, that's just trash. - hmm? - that's just trash, i can throw it- - not always. sometimes the trash is what i want. it's got some information. i'm a great one for information, so. - okay. well it says hamburger buns. - [ann] tuesday night, i don't know how much she drank, but she was in pretty poor state. - you start nag, nag, nag about the cat. - you go on and on and on with your nonsense. talking about the cat. alcohol is a drug. - [jayne] you're free to move out. - [ann] well, you're gonna move out. you said that many times, but you haven't done it. [jayne chuckles] - would you let her live on your couch for 12 years? i was on my way to make this shirt for hillary clinton, 'cause she was running for president. i made this great t-shirt it says, our next president will be wearing high heels. and i was supposed to meet these guys, 'cau

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tonight, bill hader, jane goodall, and music from metallica. with cleto and the cletones!nd now, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching and coming and visit here at our home in los angeles, california, where the lakers and the clippers are in the nba playoffs.

jane goodall and we will have more music from metallica. watched a popular sitcom, won and me, sat with oprah just this month posted "saturday night live." you can see the season finale of her show "abbott elementary" a week from tonight here on abc. say hello to quinta brunson! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ very good to see you! >> quinta: hi! >> jimmy: thank you for comi coming! congratulations, you did a great job on "saturday night live." >> quinta: thank you so much! be one was that scary to do? >> quinta: no. i wanted to do that ever since i was a child. you know, "snl" is like what gets most comedy people into comedy and it was the time of my life. i miss it buried >> jimmy: how old were you when you thought i would love to be on "saturday night live"? >> quinta: i was probably -- i would like college age. i wasn't a kid but i was in college and i was like being a dork, watching "snl" at night and i just was like yeah, i would want to be a part of that cast buried >> jimmy: you mentioned something in the monologue like maybe you wanted t

jane goodall will be here and the one and only carol burnett will be here too.t. our first guest tonight a two-time nominated actor who beat thanos and a 14,000 snow plower. he has a new show renner-vations. please welcome the indestructible jeremy renner ♪ [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: look at you this is ridiculous. was this a publicity stunt? >> absolutely. absolutely. >> jimmy: now, if there was any question as to who the toughest avenger was that's settled now? >> scarlett. >> jimmy: forget hemsworth, forget these guys. it's you. you're the guy. >> i guess so. >> jimmy: i think i speak for all of us when i say thank god look at you. you look great. we're glad to see you here. >> i'm glad to be here. it's good to be here. thank you. >> jimmy: this was, i imagine everybody knows the story, but, you know, we've heard it from you when you spoke to diane sawyer. >> yeah. >> but on new year's day, you were -- you woke your nephew up to help you plow some snow and the snowplow started sliding towards your nephew. >> yep. >> jimmy: you got

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[ laughter ] "just breathe, honey, i'm going to run in. [ laughter ] today was zoologist jane goodall'shday her friends threw a party and their feces. [ laughter and applause mcdonald's - [ laughter ] mcdonald's has reportedly closed down its corporate offices temporarily to prepare for layoffs. so, if you were looking to burglarize them, now might be a good time. [ laughter ] and finally, today was "don't go to work unless it's fun" day, but don't worry, it is [ laughter ] and that was a monologue, everybody! we're off and running. [ cheers and applause we got a great show for you tonight. they are a father and son duo who you know from "9-1-1: lone star," "the grinder," and "the lowe files." they co-created and star in "unstable," which is out now on netflix. rob and john owen lowe will be here together. [ cheers and applause father/son night very exciting. and he is an award winning author and cartoonist. the latest volume of his best selling series, "hilo book 9: gina and the last city on earth" is available now our dear friend, judd winick, will also be joining us. [ cheers and app