i'd like to take this opportunity to introduce side of the room here detective superintendent jane tennisonsuperintendent tennison joins us from the met. >> you know, i've been here for ten days already. >> and we still haven't had a drink. that's a disgrace. >> and you still haven't given me any work to do. >> well, that's not entirely the case. >> oh, please, speeches in schools? i'm bad at them and i hate doing them. and that is a poor use of me as a resource, and you know it. >> i was endeavoring to break you in gently, our quaint provincial ways and so forth. >> i don't need breaking in gently. i just need something to do, something authentic. >> well, this is the north, you know. in my day, lasses stopped at home, mangled the kids, and fed the washing. >> listen. look, i don't know what you've heard about me, but-- >> what have i heard? >> "that bloody jane tennison, she'll be storming into your nick, the [bleep] of your best officers trailing from her jaws, spraying people with claret, calling people masons, threatening resignation." uh, well, i-- i just wanted to tell you i'm not a