>> janey: the diet.nthony: i mean, the story is that the, that the, uh, health wise, as far as like heart problems, right behind tonga. >> janey: yeah. >> anthony: for an all-time worst, least healthy. >> janey: yeah, it's a bad thing. it's really weird because when i was a kid, we were poor. we ate fish, buttered beans, potatoes, then we would have liver and onions, and potatoes and cabbage and peas. and then somewhere from the mid-seventies onwards, it just became crap. and now you've got a generation of women who don't know how to make a pot of soup. to be a real glaswegian, tony, housewife, you have to be able to make a pot of soup. i can't make soup. the joke is apparently i'm good at sex. sex takes five minutes, soup can take days, and it smells shit. my husband's never asked for soup. so that works out. [ laughter ] ♪ >> anthony: there's a terrific music scene in glasgow. the pubs are among the finest anywhere. they say glaswegians have more fun at a funeral than people in edinburgh have at a wedd