applause well, ladies and gentlemen, janine hammond!ntleman could you please welcome to the stage cg literacy? (applause) i am a comedian, and my ability is so new it hurts like new shoes. the attachments to my ears are called shoes. they do cost a fortune. they do pinch like hell, but it is worth it, they make me feel amazing, and confident. the first time i noticed anything was wrong, i am on stage, so what happened is, i am a performer obviosuly and i was on stage, and i am being hilarious, absolutely bloody hilarious, but didn't have a clue why, right? i was not intending to be. it turns out that when i was talking to people in the audience i was repeating back completely the wrong thing, i would be like, "hey sir, how did you meet your wife?" "you met her in a cuban trans club, did you?" turns out he had met her in transit in cuba. 0bviou5ly i'm losing my hearing, right? my hearing had gone to my left ear and it was quite simple, and i was told it was just the one ear, and you can adapt, i got a hearing aid, it was fine, it was all