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jantzen. i just passed our guest room. who've we got stopping with us, the june taylor dancers? (audience laughs) - no, they're mr. jantzen's daughters. - [gracie] i'd better go up and see if the girls are comfortable. and good luck, mr. jantzen. oh, you see, george, he has to go to san diego and talk about 'war and peace' so he can find a librarian for his motherless daughters. (audience laughs) - well, that makes sense. - it does? - of course. - does anything mrs. burns say ever confuse you? - why should it? (audience laughs) - i know, i'm the one who's at fault. i've been out of touch with this world too long. - you haven't missed much. - well, i'd better get started for san diego. i just had my suit pressed and i want to get there before it loses its crease. (audience laughs) - looks neat. - good-bye girls! - [all] bye-bye, dad! - those are lovely girls! - oh, yes. i hated to see them grow up. it was so wonderful when they were little. they could just walk right under the sink and talk to
jantzen. i just passed our guest room. who've we got stopping with us, the june taylor dancers? (audience laughs) - no, they're mr. jantzen's daughters. - [gracie] i'd better go up and see if the girls are comfortable. and good luck, mr. jantzen. oh, you see, george, he has to go to san diego and talk about 'war and peace' so he can find a librarian for his motherless daughters. (audience laughs) - well, that makes sense. - it does? - of course. - does anything mrs. burns say ever confuse you?...
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Feb 17, 2016
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jantzen took pauline's daughter to that little french restaurant. i phoned him, and he's on his way over here, and everything is all right. uh-uh, blanche, don't hang up, i didn't say goodbye yet. (laughing) bye, now. (phone slams and blanche cries) (laughing) (laughing) - oh, now i remember! so here's the young girl you want to marry. well, it serves you right. she's running around with every other old fossil in town! - no! (laughing) - and hurry! so that's what happened, lori. i'm sorry, but my wife got a little confused. - well, i'm glad you got it cleared up. i was about to go home when you came outside and stopped me. - well, i told ronnie i want to see him up in the den. he's gonna be pleasantly surprised when he finds you here. - mother, dad phoned me and wants to see me up in the den. would you go up and see what he wants? i've gotta stick by the door. my date might show up. - oh, certainly. (laughing) george, ronnie said he w-- oh, it's you again! (laughing) - [george] gracie, gracie-- - oh look, i know the world is full of old fossils, (la
jantzen took pauline's daughter to that little french restaurant. i phoned him, and he's on his way over here, and everything is all right. uh-uh, blanche, don't hang up, i didn't say goodbye yet. (laughing) bye, now. (phone slams and blanche cries) (laughing) (laughing) - oh, now i remember! so here's the young girl you want to marry. well, it serves you right. she's running around with every other old fossil in town! - no! (laughing) - and hurry! so that's what happened, lori. i'm sorry, but...
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Feb 5, 2016
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jantzen, the plumber. jantzen. - oh yes, i've been expectin' ya. come right in. - thank ya ver -- - another do-it-yourself victim, huh? we run across so many. - friend of mine trying to save me some money. - oh, i understand, but how'd he get so wet? - well, that i'll never understand. the whole thing is so simple. you see, i shut off these two valves here and i thought that cut off the water. - oh and i guess mr. burns did this. (audience laughs) - yeah, that's how he got wet. - alright, george. look, don't ever ask me to help again when you're in trouble. (audience laughs) - i believe you said your wife dropped her ring in here? - oh you know how women are. - oh yes, i remember. - what? - my wife was usually losing things but that was a long time ago. - oh, i'm sorry to hear that. - well so am i. it's very lonely. i have four children but it's not the same thing as having a wife. - well i'm sure you can find another wife. - well that's not too easy. this isn't a romantic profession. when a woman is waiting for her plumbing to be fixed, she's usua
jantzen, the plumber. jantzen. - oh yes, i've been expectin' ya. come right in. - thank ya ver -- - another do-it-yourself victim, huh? we run across so many. - friend of mine trying to save me some money. - oh, i understand, but how'd he get so wet? - well, that i'll never understand. the whole thing is so simple. you see, i shut off these two valves here and i thought that cut off the water. - oh and i guess mr. burns did this. (audience laughs) - yeah, that's how he got wet. - alright,...
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.@ - [gracie] well, two of the jantzen sisters. - hi, girls. - hi, girls, we'll be right down. - [joy & june] hi, ronnie and ralph. - now, don't tell me, you're jean and you're joan. - no, i'm june. - and i'm joy. - well, i'll never get your names straight. oh, i wish you were boys. - why? - well, who could forget two boys named june and joy? (audience laughing) - how is your father girls? is he keeping busy with his plumbing shop? - yes, business is very good. he's been installing the plumbing in a new apartment house. - oh, wonderful. - tomorrow he starts connecting all the bathtubs. - oh, i hope the people who move in to that apartment house are good friends. - good friends. - but if they're not now, they will be. - hi, girls. - hi. - [joy & june] hi. just upstairs checking our navigation instruments. - ronnie, we heard that you have a new boat. - and that you're keeping it down at balboa. - yeah, that's right, it's a 22-foot cabin cruiser. - oh, we'll have loads of fun. we four sisters and several of the other girls that we model with are spending a couple weeks down at balboa. -
.@ - [gracie] well, two of the jantzen sisters. - hi, girls. - hi, girls, we'll be right down. - [joy & june] hi, ronnie and ralph. - now, don't tell me, you're jean and you're joan. - no, i'm june. - and i'm joy. - well, i'll never get your names straight. oh, i wish you were boys. - why? - well, who could forget two boys named june and joy? (audience laughing) - how is your father girls? is he keeping busy with his plumbing shop? - yes, business is very good. he's been installing the...