they may not know who the players in this cavalcade. >> you have jason bateman. >> stephen: america'ssweetheart. >> stephen: i was going to say the thing, also america's sweetheart. they might have to fight to settle who is america's sweetheart. >> who is america's sweetheart, and me, who is canada's reject. so the three of us host a show. we kind-- boy, i tell you, this thing took off, and we didn't mean it to. we just started recording episode, and what the heck. >> stephen: you've said on the podcast that everyone in show business has a terrible audition story. >> yeah. >> stephen: but i have not heard your terrible audition story. can you pony-- can you ante up? >> years ago, i auditioned-- i had to go audition for eye had a call-back audition for this kevin costner vehicle. it was a picture called "the postman." sorry, i speak in old-time hollywood vernacular. it was a tremendous picture, and i get a call-- i get a call-back. i have to go show up and meet with him. the night before i go for sushi, and wouldn't you know it i wake up in the night and i am throwing and going. so i g

grace," and you know his voice from not one but two podcasts, the very popular "smartless," with jason bateman and now his new one, "hypochondriactor." it premieres on wednesday. please welcome sean hayes. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. how are you? how are you doing? >> good. wow. how is everybody? how is it working at this show? [ cheering ] >> jimmy: we have fun. we have a good group. >> you guys all have to do this all day long for this monkey, all day long, every day. and then you cash your check and he feels good about it. >> jimmy: it's not -- it's not all day long. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we do it in the parking lot when i pull up. and then of course in the hall as i walk upstairs to my office. >> i have a heart out in three minutes because of the guillermo bit. that was 17 minutes. >> jimmy: i don't know. >> is that how rehearsal went? >> jimmy: that's a good segue into our topic here tonight, your new podcast. >> all of the sudden i just lost jimmy. he went into have jimmy kimmel tv mode. >> jimmy: no, but i did think of the fact that guillermo and i just shared a