tonight -- jason bateman. ashley park. and music from laufey. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh! well, hi, everyone. hi, guillermo. thank you much. hi, everybody. oh, very nice. very kind. i welcome you. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for joining us from our headquarters here in hollywood where -- you know how it feels like the world could end at any second all the time now? like we're the loud mouth in a horror movie and you know it's coming, you just don't know when? if you do, this isn't going to make you feel any better. this morning in chicago, they gave the annual update on the "doomsday clock." this is a clock that is supposed to tell us how close we are to the end of human life on planet earth. it's not a fun clock. it's not like the kind of clock flavor flav would wear jauntily around his neck. [ laughter ] it's a death clock. they had the yearly unveiling today, and this is where things stand apocalypse-wise. >> today, the members of the science and security board deem the world to be no safer than it was last year at

tomorrow night, jason bateman and ashley park will join us, with music from ghost.ess who plays a fast-talking and fictional midcentury manhattan comic named miriam on "the marvelous mrs. maisel." season 4 premieres february 18th on amazon prime video. please welcome rachel brosnahan. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? >> oh, it's good. >> jimmy: you flew in from new york to be here. that seems like a major sacrifice now, with everything going on. >> you know, it was an uneventful flight. >> jimmy: good. >> which feels like a gift. >> jimmy: yeah, for sure. a lot of crazy stuff is going on. >> i know. >> jimmy: the phones now are apparently knocking planes out of the sky. >> what? >> jimmy: 5g, you've got to be careful. >> great, i still have to go home, jimmy. >> jimmy: might want to take the bus. it was freezing cold there? >> yeah, pretty cold. >> jimmy: how long have you been in new york? you're from outside chicago? >> just north of chicago. [ cheers and applause ] chicago people! all right. i've been in new york for 13 years. >> jimmy: and new

. >> jimmy: this is my jason bateman. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: yeah okay, okay, okay everyone calm downtonight show." treat him with - could i get some respect it's his last game can we just do the - >> steve: where did that come from >> jimmy: not bad? >> steve: yeah, that is good >> jimmy: i'm working on it. i'm working on it. yeah, that's it. >> steve: what other ones you working on >> jimmy: i love jason bateman >> steve: he's a delight >> jimmy: that's the one blake shelton i'm working on too a little bit "why the hell am i here? [ laughter and applause "why why? why? [ light laughter ] that's all i got ♪ thank you, ski boots, for looking like transformers movie about uggs there you have it everybody. [ cheers and applause those are the thank you notes. when we come back we're playing search party with the co-host of "queer eye" and jb smoove stick around [ cheers and applause stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ you are an electric vehicle. tricity powers your heart. want to feel your heart beat faster? drive an electric car. made by a company whose evs have gone five billion mile

tonight -- jason bateman. ashley park. and music from laufey. and now, jimmy kimmel!y: oh! well, hi, everyone. hi, guillermo. thank you much. hi, everybody. oh, very nice. very kind. i welcome you. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for joining us from our headquarters here in hollywood where -- you know how it feels like the world could end at any second all the time now? like we're the loud mouth in a horror movie

we've got new shows this week with jason bateman, rachel brosnahan, eric andrÉ, and rob lowe, and musicarn, and ghost. so please join us for all of that. our first guest is that rare performer whose greatness has been certified by the oscars, tonys, salt, pepa, and en vogue. you name it. you can see him now in theaters and on apple tv plus in "the tragedy of macbeth." and he directs michael b. jordan in "a journal for jordan" in theaters and on demand. please welcome [ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for coming. good to see you. >> good to be seen by you. >> jimmy: if you were not here, would you be watching the cardin cardinals/rams game? >> is it on? >> jimmy: i guess not. i was thinking about you yesterday because i know you're a cowboys fan. >> yes. >> jimmy: i was wondering the way that game ended, i was wondering what -- like what kind of a football viewer are you? is there profanity? do you sit quietly and suffer? how does it go? >> there was some profanity. i've been a cowboy fan sense i was about 6. >> jimmy: wow, a long time. >> i'm a real cowboy fan, and that was a m

and on thursday night, jason bateman, ashley park, and music from ghost.please join us for all that. our first guest is an actor who has been a beloved part of our lives since we had lives. [ laughter ] he hosts two podcasts and puts out fictional fires in "911: lone star," monday nights on please welcome rob lowe. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: good to see you. were you dressed as a firefighter earlier today? >> i was. i did two rescues -- i've saved two lives today alone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. you're also -- not only are you saving lives, you're hosting two podcasts. >> i have "literally with rob lowe," conversations with interesting people. you are one of my favorite guests i've had. >> jimmy: i had fun with you. you know what, no one has ever let me go on and on for 17 minutes about mr. roboto before. [ laughter ] the styx song. >> if you're not interested in 17 minutes of you and i talking about "mr. roboto," you're not our audience. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're not our people. >> you're not our people. 17 minutes about mr. robo

our guests on those shows are jason bateman, whose birthday it is today, i believe.l brosnahan, eric andre, and denzel washington, with music from twenty one pilots, damon albarn, and ghost. so please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] not a real ghost, don't worry. >> guillermo: okay, i won't worry. >> jimmy: our first guest is a four-time emmy-winning actor who drinks wine from a jeweled goblet like nobody's business. his new movie is called "cyrano." >> good night. >> wait! >> i could no more stop loving you -- >> i could no more stop loving you -- >> than i can stop the sun rising. >> than i can stop the sun rising. >> really? >> my true love has never stopped growing from my soul -- >> from the day it was born there. >> from the day it was born. >> there. >> there. >> jimmy: "cyrano" opens in theaters next month. please welcome peter dinklage. [ cheers and applause ] hey, peter, how are you? >> hey. >> jimmy: you'll be happy to know you're getting a standing ovation right now. he's not here, he's at home. [ laughter ] >> i'm so sorry. that i'm home. i

she was browsing netflix and spotted this movie starring jason bateman.aughter and applause i remember that. i remember that poster >> steve: oh, yeah he's got - >> jimmy: i remember that movie. this next one was sent in by tom vess in croatia. >> steve: hey. >> jimmy: that's awesome he was watching a football game let's see who was playing. it was "baltimore versus green day. oh, cool [ laughter and applause >> steve: "well, wake me up when this game ends. >> jimmy: this next one was sent in by jay chandra in draper, utah he was browsing the menu of a restaurant he was thinking of eating at and he spotted some photos of dishes that were considered menu highlights let's see what they had. "tandoori chicken. that's good. and "hair in the food. [ laughter ] tough call tough call [ laughter and applause i'm going with the tandoori chicken. this next screen grab was sent in by jim cramer in furman, south carolina he spotted a movie with an interesting description here says that, "dracula has risen from the grave vampire bites woman, falls on something sharp.