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. >> jason werth is dead pick -- jason bourne is dead, do you hear me? i swear to god, if i even feel someone behind me, there is no measure to how fast i will bring this fight to you. >> these are the losses that we have sustained. various adjustments have to be made. you are going to have to play a small role in this thing. so can you put these on? i would like you to put this hat on. you are going to put on that and you are going to stuff it with that. turnaround. heads up. look in my eyes. do you hear it? seven minutes. seven minutes. defense, defense, defense. this is that. this is our destiny. tavis: wow. now on to the new project called "promised land," also starring john krasinski and frances mcdormand. here now some scenes from "promised land." >> i grew up in a large farming community. tractor pulls, cow tipping. the whole farming town fantasy was just shattered. >> i am happy to announce we will be during the -- we will be bringing natural gas to mcanally. -- to mckinley. >> are you the owner of this place? >> no. >> well, how come you are doi

i'm jason bourne. >> i thought i was reading for bourne. >> why would you -- i mean, i played him intwo movies. >> i didn't see the first two movies. and thanks for saying spoiler alert. what goes on here? i mean, he didn't say spoiler alert. >> i'm sorry, man. spoiler alert. [ cheers and applause ] >> we've got a much better show than usual for you tonight. sheryl crow is here. i have a terrible surprise for jimmy. and when we come back, stars jimmy kimmel could never dream of. i'm matt damon, please stick around. [ female announcer ] your smile. like other precious things that start off white, it yellows over time. when it comes to your smile, if you're not whitening, you're yellowing. crest whitestrips whiten as well as $500 professional treatments. guaranteed. crest 3d white whitestrips. >>> hey, matt. awesome job. awesome. you are as great as jimmy kimmel wasn't. >> thank you, matt, for allowing america to laugh again. >> matt, i gotta tell you, i am loving the show. you have a gift, my friend. you know, not everybody can host a show. i know that is true. great job. >> you know,

it's got the fake jason bourne. >> yes. they are grown, brother and sister, hansel and gretel grown and out there to kick some witch butt. it sounds like a parody film but they are sort of taking it seriously. they mean it. they are trying to be the buffy the vampire slare thing. so they put wise cracks in except they are not particularly wise. the witches are sort of standard issue witches and you look at jeremy renner, oscar nominated three years ago for the hurt locker and you say why, jeremy? why? >> pay the mortgage? >> i think he wants to re-invent himself as an action star. >> 1 1/2 stars. i can't even begin to recommend this. it's a dud. >> that's new to me. you have actual duds out here? >> nothing but the best here. >> now we have j.lo in this movie "parker." i have to say, i want her to finally have a movie that's ok. >> i feel the same way. i feel strangely protective of j.lo's films. every jason stacem film is exactly the same. clearly you can throw this one on the pile. he plays a bad guy. he is a thief but he

i'm jason bourne. i thought i was reading for bourne. man: you did?in the first two movies. why would you be -- that's my part. well, i didn't see the first two movies. and thanks for saying "spoiler alert." now the first two movies are ruined. what goes on here? i mean, he didn't say "spoiler alert." ohp. i'm really -- i'm sorry, man. uh, spoiler alert. [ cheers and applause ] we've got a much better show than usual for you tonight. sheryl crow is here. [ cheers and applause ] i have a terrible surprise for jimmy. and when we come back, a gaggle of huge stars jimmy kimmel could never dream of. i'm matt damon. please stick around. [ cheers and applause ] [ "soak up the sun" plays ] ♪ my friend the communist ♪ holds meetings... she's not famous. ♪ she's never been on a red carpet. ♪ but she's the star of my life. [ female announcer ] kay jewelers presents a new collection from hollywood's premier jewelry designer neil lane designs. my designs are inspired by hollywood's glamorous past. hand-crafted diamond rings, earrings, and necklaces with a vintage

jeremy inner starred in last year's jason bourne sequel and now paired with two former bond girls. >> they star in "hansel & gretel: witch hunters." it comes out in theaters today. alexis christoforous has more on the adult twist of the 200- year-old fairytale. >> reporter: hansel and gretel aren't kids anymore. this modern movie version of the grimm's fairytale takes place 15 years after the title characters survive the witch who wanted to eat them. now they're professional witch hunters. how do you best kill a witch? >> cutting off her head tends to work. >> reporter: jeremy and the former bond girl star in the film. >> my name is gretel. and this is my brother hansel. they're vulnerable when they're apart but strong when they're together. >> reporter: the actors say playing siblings was easy. >> jeremy and i have a really great chemistry naturally off screen. so we could bring that. >> there's a deep love that i have for my siblings and so just kind of brought it in with jemma who's easy to love. >> finally meet. >> reporter: another bond girl plays the most wicked witch. >> so wit