from the moment a sinisterly purple—suited jason isaacs declares in a comedy south african accent thatrary — this is all going to end badly, which is entirely appropriate since it also starts badly and middles badly. lifting rifts from krakatoa: east ofjava and dante's peak, and ripping its plot so thoroughly off a steven spielberg dinosaur movie, they might as well have called it "jurassic spark". running the gamut of every disaster movie cliche imaginable, skyfire delivers a series of cheesy, emotional peaks and troughs — explained by dialogue that appears to have been written by a speak & spell machine, and interspersed every few minutes with another massive explosion and rain of fire. to be clear — skyfire is not a good movie. in fact, in many ways, it's a very bad movie. but watching this preposterous tosh, which briefly topped the chinese box office last year and is available on dvd and digital here from monday — i found myself grinning from ear to ear at the sheer cavalcade of utter nonsense. whatever the flaws of skyfire, i enjoyed it a lot more than hillbilly elegy, which is n