jason schwartzman is here, his cheeto is here.are busy playing little league or burglarizing homes, our next guest is busy on his tv show "icarly" and creating his own healthy recipes for kids. please welcome budding chef reed alexander. >> great so see you. >> jimmy: how long have you been acting? >> i have been acting for about seven years. >> jimmy: how long have you been cooking? >> for my whole life. i've been really cooking for about a year and what half, gifting in the kitchen, turning it into a lab because i needed to come up with ways to really enjoy healthy food when i was overweight and lacking energy. >> jimmy: you are 47 years old, aren't you? >> thank you. >> jimmy: i would love to see your recipes here. tell us what we're going to make. >> this is an awesome and healthy italian meal. turkey meatballs, fresh sauce, whole grain pasta and you're good to go. about a tablespoon of extra virgin olive oil in this pan. saute some shallot, three medium ones, along with a clove of garlic. >> he's 15. >> stir that for me, plea

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and later this week, jason schwartzman, sylvester stallone.ou know what they have in common? adrian from "rocky" is jason schwartzman's mother. isn't that something? yeah. guillermo, have you ever seen "roc "rocky?" >> yes. >> jimmy: do you remember adrian? >> yes. >> jimmy: what did he say to her? >> i love you. >> jimmy: not what he said. our first -- he said "yo, adrian." >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: try it again. give us a little stallone. >> oh. yo, adrian. >> jimmy: jo, adrienne. how does it come out "jo?" our first guest tonight comes from a family in which if you're not famous, you get kicked out. she's the star and executive producer of "hawthorne." >> does any crackhead come into your hospital and you vouch for hem? >> isabel is not a crackhead. >> my bad. >> it was a woman with a baby who needed help. what the hell is the chip on your shoulder? >> that chip you're staring at is you. >> jimmy: "hawthorne" airs tuesday nights at 9:00 on tnt. please welcome jada pinkett smith. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great to have you. you look fan

and later this week, jason schwartzman, sylvester stallone. do you know what they have in common?s mother. isn't that something? yeah. have you seen rocky? >> yes. >> jimmy: you remember adrienne? >> yes. >> jimmy: what did he say to her? >> i love you. >> jimmy: not what he said. yo adrienne. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: try it again. give us a little stallone. >> oh, yo adrienne. >> jimmy: jo adrienne. how does it come out jo? our first guest tonight comes from a family in which if you're not famous, you get kicked out. she's the star and executive producer of "hawthorne." >> does any crack head come in and you vouch for them? >> she's not a crack head. >> my bad. >> it was a woman with a baby who needed help. what the hell is the chip on your shoulder? >> it's you. >> jimmy: hawthorne airs tuesday nights at 9:00 on tnt. please welcome jada pinkett smith. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: if i was a woman, i would like to look like this. >> thank you very much. thank you. >> jimmy: and maybe i'll give it a try either way. >> okay. we could g

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tomorrow night, jason schwartzman, reed alexander and music from joanna newsom.rsday, sylvester stallone, levi johnston and music from buckcherry. so join us then, too. our first guest is a spectacular woman who is nominated for outstanding supporting actress at the emmys. you know her from the great show "modern family" which returns to abc this fall, please say hello and hola too to sofia vergara. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great to see you. >> hello. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> very good. and how is guillermo? he's not here today. >> jimmy: he's right over there. >> ahh. >> jimmy: we keep him at a safe distance. >> nice to see you, guillermo. >> jimmy: we hired uncle frank to shoot him if he gets too close. >> hi, frank. don't let him get too crazy. >> jimmy: i got excited this morning because i saw one of your tweets on your twitter account and it said, i'm quoting -- >> that i was going to do you. >> jimmy: said, tonight -- >> i was going to do you a favor. >> jimmy: tonight i'm going to do jimmy kimmel. and you can imagine my delight. and then ab

sylvester stallone, jason statham, chef gordon ramsey, jada pinkett-smith, jason schwartzman, chris harrisona vergara -- and music from luke bryan, christian scott, buckcherry, and joanna newsom. but we can't do it without you, so please make a note of it. also, our announcer dicky barrett and his band, the mighty mighty bosstones, touring the united states this month starting august 19th here in hollywood at the house of blues. with stops in washington d.c, allenfou allenfound, philadelphia, buffalo, detroit, and finally milwaukee on august 28th. so if you like ska core music, or just grown men wearing plaid, tickets are on sale at ticketmaster. am i going to be invited to play my bass clarinet on this tour? >> dicky: funny you should mention that, jimmy. on monday, i was going to ask you -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> dicky: if you would do that and maybe give us a plug but now that you gave us the plug, never mind. >> jimmy: oh, all right, well -- maybe i'll force myself -- >> dicky: house of blues here in hollywood. will you be there? >> jimmy: i will be. absolutely. i will be. i wouldn't --

jason schwartzman will be here too. >> it's booze tuesday.