dana you mentioned jasper. who is that? >> jasper is my puppy. >> you have a puppy? have you not heard? >> no. >> there are is a calendar that is a special, popular calendar. i gave one to greg for christmas and i made it specifically for him. he made fun of me mercilessly. this puppy is the cutest thing. that's it? >> wow you are losing it. >> andy is thinking about his cats. >> i don't think enough people know dana has a dog. you they'd to get that out -- you need to get that out there, dana. maybe if you tweeted more. >> good advice. >> by the way, here is why i don't actually trust this study. the researchers told the participants they were studying motor activity and memory. it is a lie to them. they could be lying to us. >> excellent point. >> pull up your pants. you said you hate this look, but what is needed in -- is not the law, but for mariah carey and beyonce to come out and say they hate that. but maybe they don't. >> maybe we can pay them to say that. >> they don't do things for money. >> the here rings were only $180 million she wore at the inauguration

it is gross jasper is a cat. >> i know it is not so cute. that is disgusting. worst cat i have seen. >> 14 year old armenian boy. with a skin condition. >> good for you adopting the creature. >> from sweet to saggy. can pants that sink lead to the clink. psa from the black mental health alliance is telling youngsters to pull up their jeans or they could go to jail. >> so you think you look good wearing your pants like that. underwear exposed and hip-hop style. well, there is something you may not know. you could be fined $300 and placed in the state prison three years and put in county jail two years. you think it is cool, it is the law, pull up your pants and respect yourself. >> yeah, that will learn them. >> fine print in the bottom of the ad. possible three year prison sentence for gross lewdness and now called dana's law. for more we'll go live to massachusetts. >> what did i tell you. first gay marriage and then dogs walking horses. >> even white dogs got horses. [laughing] >> even white dogs got a horse. i'll be damned. >> yes, he was half black. >> god.

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jasper? real dog. >> of course. >> he's left teeth marks on people. >> we're going to talk about that coming up a little later. all right. if you've got a photo worthy -- something you think's photo worthy, pretty much anything, you can go to our website, klgandhoda.com. maybe we'll pick you for "what the what." >> if you got a new dog for the holidays, the guy who helped me train jasper unleashes his training tips. >> and if you got an engagement ring for the holidays, we'll show you the hottest wedding trends for 2013. >> and play our "who knew" quiz after your local news. >> you have to go across the street. >> me? now? ♪ what doesn't kill you makes you stronger ♪ >>> and we're back on this wines day wednesday with more of "today" and we're ready to play our weekly trivia game we call "who knew." have you ever wondered where those wacky sayings we use come from? it's time to finally find out their origins. meredith vieira is akroos the street at the nbc experience store. she's ready to han

we have not seen proof that jasper is alive. while are you already talking, dana, this was done during the bush administration in which you were press secretary. isn't it all your fault and shouldn't you retroactively resign. >> i apologize on behalf of kempthorn. here is the thing i have always aspired to. i want one day to be successful and rich enough and have my own bathroom connected to my office on suite as they say. that would be the ultimate. so i don't know if i would put a bathroom frige -- i know why they have that. >> why? >> sometimes if you come back from a country where after you have had an intestinal problem they keep the toilet paper in the frige. >> really? >> have i never done that myself, but i hear that from somebody i travel with a lot that i am close to. >> so the toilet paper -- why bring toilet paper from another country? >> no, you put the toilet paper in the bathroom so when you get home from another country and you drink something you shouldn't have -- >> i want you to get specific. >> oh my god. >>

this poem is called big thicket jasper, texas. a crack is a buck shot. big thickel. crack, headlights staggering home. the road kills. crack, big thicket. the sticks, drink, drink, headlight stagger in the road. creek, crack, stick broke light kills. big thickel. buck shot by the white headlights to big thicket. what you looking at. crack, the white stick big thicket along the trees. the buck is staggering home. crack, we go to big thicket what you are doing here. break for home. on the road, go, go, crack, crack, crack, big thicket. headlights what you think you are. huff, is this, critic o crack, a stick broke. buck in the brushes. put them back on. what you think. in the rushes. put them back o. big thicket we go to creek. go to head staggers along the trees. crack, a stick broke the creek breaks big thicket we go, buck shot, home we go, go, big thicket. road kill. staggering bucks. headlight rushes. screeching. road screeching, what you what you. we go, we go. crack. bones. road kills a broke stick along the staggering creek we go on. [applause] >> i will close w

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sfusd. . ( listing students ) i just wanted to acknowledge amanda, who was a recipient last year and jasper, a teacher at mission high school, also known as jay. so i would like to -- well, therefore be it resolved that the board of education of the san francisco unified school district recognized world savvy for its contributions to san francisco unified school district and the global community. and we congratulate our youth leaders and teacher and wish them a safe and exciting journey to bangladesh. and we have to vote on this first and then i will introduce who is going to come up. >> roll call. >> miss lee? >> yes. >> miss wong? >> yes. >> miss fewer? >> yes. >> miss murase? >> yes. >> miss mendoza? >> yes. >> dr. murase? >> yes. >> miss norton. >> mr. yee. >> seven ayes. >> i would like to bring up laura, who is going to be traveling to bangladesh and is the project coordinator on this and also amy, who is here based here in san francisco. and i would also like to ask the students to come up and join them. they have four days before they leave for bangladesh. they leave saturday mornin

jasper was there. >> eric: this is the best segment of the show and you just talked through the whole eric: probrothers are going to be coaching for the first time -- >> bob: second time. first in the bowles, right. >> eric: bro-bowl. >> greg: please stop. stop! >> kimberly: it is not going to stop. deal with it. >> greg: can we show my tweet. i predicted th predicted the sul tweet from yesterday if you have it. >> kimberly: please. >> greg: a good ange to cover the super bowl would be something about brothers or sibling rivalry. you're welcome. >> kimberly: okay. >> dana: cool way to spell "your." >> kimberly: talk about the 49ers game. >> bob: amazing comeback. >> kimberly: everybody thought it was game over. down by 17 points. they came to win. >> eric: guess what the line is? 49ers by how many? five! >> kimberly: "the five." i feel comfortable giving up five points to the niners. they can cover that spread. >> dana: everybody thinks dan -- >> bob: everybody thinks dana is not a football fan. but she was glued to the tv talking about jeans. >> dana: you were talking about jeans. wh

during an unannounced probation check at this home on mount jasper drive. the reptile was inside a bedroom in a large plexiglass container. the owner. 32 year old assif mayar had kept the five foot long more than 30 pound reptile 16 years. neighbor's say mayar, a woman and small child had been living in the home for two years. they say the owner had a lot of pit bulls, but they never knew this animal was living inside, keeping close watch.authorities say over 34 pounds of pot. neighbors were too scared to speak on camera. >> i'm not sure that it was how large it was. but it was in a cage. >> it was a family oriented neighborhood. the fact that there is an alligator right to bear its could have gotten out presumably. it is scary >> reporter: the oakland zoo is now caring forthe animal. kron 4 has learned it is pretty sick and is being treated by zoo personell. the owner faces drug charges, as well as owning an exotic animal without a permit. in castro valley reggie kumar kron 4 news. >> e >> pam: a woman is violently attacked in san francisco's mission distr

i'm joan jasper, i'm with the department of public exhibitions here at the library. thank you so much for coming to our exhibition tonight with author craig childs. he's been jet setting all over the country promoting his new book, the house of rain. we also want to thank the publishers for bringing craig to us and we also want to thank (inaudible) at the book table at the end of the program. craig childs is a commentator for national public radio's morning edition. he has written noert "new york times", the los angeles times and several magazines. his work has won the spirit of the west award as well as the colorado book award. the book, house of rain, is craig's latest book. please help me welcome craig childs. . >> hello. i come to you from out of the desert. i'm coming to you from a landscape where once you get an eye for things, 3 grains of sand out of place draw your attention, where everything is brought to bear, where everything is hinged to a story, every drop of rain leaving a dimple in the ground. stories are everywhere out in this landscape. when you walk

this arrowhead here is maybe just under half an inch long, tiny little piece made out of jasper in some canyon someplace. there are larger objects. there are cliff dwellings that you find up in the alcoves. this is out on the navajo reservation in southern utah. this is part of a structure that's about, i'd say, 300 rooms running along the back side of this canyon, a little village, small city, something. artifacts everywhere. one of the walls had fallen out, revealing the floor that had been packed in there, hundreds of years of people using the same floor just pushing down the dirt so that there are pieces of woven -- of braided string sticking out of the floor everywhere and arrowheads and broken pottery and i realized when i came up against the stack of this trash pile i put my head against it and looked along it. i could see it was covered with hair. people in that room had been combing their hair for hundreds of years and it had been landing on the floor. and then new floors are built on top of that and new floors and i ran my hand across, just barely across, the front of this and

i'm joan jasper and i'm with the department of exhibitions and public programs at the library and i want to welcome you it our program tonight, our incredible evening with playwright and author phillip congatongas. this program is in connection with an exhibit, two exhibits, that we have up on the 6th floor. the first one is called if they came for me today, the japanese american internment project, and also we have another exhibition called relocation and resiliency, the japanese american internment in california. and both of those are up on the 6th floor and this is the last week, so if you haven't a chance to see these exhibits yet, we really encourage you to go on up and see them because they will be closing on sunday. we really want to thank community works for bringing the exhibit if they came for me today to the san francisco public library. and here to tell you a little bit more about community works is ruth morgan, so help me welcome ruth morgan. thank you. . >> thank you. i do hope that if you haven't seen the exhibit, you will go up to the skylight gallery and see it. the proj

something jasper dreams of daily. detainees, which is realistic to ask a bystander to hold your bomb. bush knew that, but he is a republican so the press doesn't care. the obama administration doesn't feel the long held goal to close gitmo is realistic but that's okay, because everything under obama is okay. if i were him and sometimes i pretend i am at night in my closet i start a game called "what can i get away with?" and i spend time floating odd proponyous tic o orun t o that k d cl make m believenow. a caey sideith o iso ryinont mo ter gck bec te.a?now. thedana: dre >> l>>dana: it fintdal- aylthe of l keeso g down fnsoanill shoy >>t i hederobleml. >> dadr don andain t ly:you shoul bade rch cut gre unna no op w ig ng se onfti comin he s the media isb. hzin forffic ty th aiodoctor t as cser tve w theobe d er guy tthlicps >> bo wsgatillegho? w d ns e t >> bob: no, i defended the secret service. >> kimberly: c'mon. >> bob: i did. nd i got heat with it. ecause you don't a problem with it. but not to diminish they hav

jasper stands as the leading dog in your house?orld. >> brian: i understand. >> this is jasper. see what hess looking at there? he has a little deformity or something happened when he was a baby. only a small ear. that's his little ear. he does like to watch tv. he watched the football game the other night. >> steve: he's a football lover? >> yeah. he also one day i turned it on, "lady and the tramp" and i was watching that. i really think he was understanding it. >> steve: did he love that scene where lady and the tramp ate the spaghetti. >> where she's crying and barking and barking, he we want like this. >> steve: how adorable. >> we've gone through five territory here. >> gretchen: i was always under the impression that dogs actually can't see the television screen 'cause they see two dimensionally and not three dimensionally. >> but see, i've been watching this. with the football, he watches and also if he's watching on the computer, he follows the cursor around. >> steve: look at that. >> brian: we'll continue to follow this

something jasper dreams of daily.resettle detainees, which is realistic to ask a bystander to hold your bomb. bush knew that, but he is a republican so the press doesn't care. the obama administration doesn't feel the long held goal to close gitmo is realistic but that's okay, because everything under obama is okay. if i were him and sometimes i pretend i am at night in my closet i start a game called, "what can i get away with?" and i spend time floating odd n f.b.i. investigation. listen to the sot here to get menendez reaction. >> senator, i want to ask you to set the record straight i am hearing all these stories about the f.b.i. investigating you. >> bob: we have heard all the rumors from the daily caller. all the rumors. there is solid press evidence to go on. >> kimberly: bob, we thought this would make you happy. we called senator menendez's office and asked him for a statement, ask if he wants to come on fox. this is what we got. dr. melgin has been a friend and political supporter of senator menendez for man

sheriff's office made the bizarre discovery during an unannounced probation check at this home on mount jasper drive. the animal is five feet long and weighs more than 3o pounds. it was housed inside a large plexiglass container, guarding 34 pounds of dried marijuana right next to it.sargeant j-d nelson says the owner 32 year old assif mayar got the reptile in 1996. we ask him why he has an alligator and he says that he got it to commemorate the death of tupack shakur.. >> at first i did not know what it was and i thought that it was fate. once i noticed that the was making movement you cannot tell from its container whether or not it can get out or not. i do not believe that it can but when your sitting next there, you do not want to take that chance. >> reporter: neighbors did not want to show their face on camera but one saw him taking the allocator out of the house. the oakland zoo is now caring for the animal. kron 4 has learned it is pretty sick and is being treated by zoo personell. the owner faces drug charges, as well as owning an exotic animal without a permit. in castro valley reggi

something jasper dreams of daily. to resettle detainees, which is realistic to ask a bystander to hold your bomb. bush knew that, but he is a republican so the press doesn't care. the obama administration doesn't feel the long held goal to close gitmo is realistic but that's okay, because everything under obama is okay. if i were him and sometimes i pretend i am at night in my closet i start a game called, "what can i get away with?" and i spend time floating odd proposals to the press and bet on how frothy their response would be. he could have space colony for gigiraffes. he could kill a vital oil pipeline for no reason. cause colleges to slash professor's officers to escape the wrath of obamacare. alow gun running to mexico that kills a border agent. spend millions on losers take solyndra that goes bankruptcy as the economy screams for real help. blame a terror attack on the video and jail the video make maker. claim skeet chute at camp david. even the american press couldn't believe that one. >> kimberly: so weird

there are other diseases you can get from or give from pets so no kissing jasper. >> dana: what if you have a pet pig and get swine flu? >> eric: this strain of virus you cannot give to pets and they can't give it to you. >> bob: don't get monkeys. they rip up the entire apartment. >> kimberly: why would you have a monkey? >> dana: this is scary, if you get the flu and you walk around you are paranoid you might get it. i feel bad for people that have it. or even if you sneeze -- this happened today. contained area, this woman sneezed and everyone backed off and didn't want to near her. could have had something tickling their nose. >> eric: 100 miles per hour the germ spreads. >> kimberly: serious? sent me a message to wear a mass income my house. >> eric: here is why. you said ronin feeling sick. i said put a mask on to protect you from getting what -- >> kimberly: it would freak him out. >> bob: if you have a flu, go to the movie. it's ples zurable. >> kimberly: spread it to everybody? >> bob: true. should go to the republican national committee. >> dana: how do you know it's a head c

. >> that is jasper. eight weeks old. he is cute, right? >> another banned phrase of the day.he president has a big stick. >> i don't see what is so funny, dana. >> my mickname for you when i watch the show at home is honey bo boo. >> do you think politics can ruin relationships? >> i do. >> have you been snooped on by a woman? >> yeah. >> tell me what happened. >> not on camera. >> i think take me -- you would take me home if you won? it will cost you more than half a billion dollars, buddy. >> when do you think the start of christmas should be? >> day after thanksgiving. >> size 7. the perfect stocking stuffers. >> one more thing is up next! i got you! >> you are ruining my life, bob. >> take a look at the electoral map. look at the road. minnesota or wisconsin. one or the other. one of those. >> that is fabulous. >> look like an elf. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> juan: now that was fun. >> greg: i don't remember any of it. >> people are asking why is the show so successful? this is a fun show. i mean you turn around, uplifting show. you feel better. >> greg: you do. we're a vitamin for am

if that got quoted somebody, you would be my hero and you'd get a jasper calendar. >> eric: this is importantjump in here. i was going to say the same thing. volkswagen pulled the ad and taco bell pulled the ad. not sure if the camel ad was pulled. why do they cave? someone says racism, they say you're right, pull the ad. jump first and think about it second. there is nothing racist about ad or the volkswagen ad. it's funny, fun ad. >> bob: don't take away from groups. they feel strongly about the position. >> eric: are they always right, though? should corporate america be a slave to a group -- >> bob: i told you that corporate america is wusses. >> andrea: the goal has been achieved, right? if you are in a corporate office in coca-cola you are saying the ad got ran anyway. arguably people have seen it. are nudist going to protest the lingerie bowl because girls wearing the lingerie? or animal rights activist protesting the puppy bowl? this is where we are headed. insane. >> dana: the atheists group sue because you couldn't go to the charlie brown play because something might have something

one, bob, are you okay getting a picture with jasper on twitter? wow!i didn't invite them. i was kind of nervous about it. >> bob: i thought you said -- >> kimberly: started to write asking why aren't you there with your buddies? >> bob: i thought dana's comment in third quarter was right. "thank god kimberly and eric aren't here." greg, she said, "forget about it." >> kimberly: i do invite people. one time you asked me to come to your apartment. >> dana: i didn't get invited to that. >> kimberly: it was just me. >> eric: we are all going to be there. we are all going to be there. >> dana: be sure to bring photo that was on facebook. coming up, you don't want to wait until sueer bowl sunday to see some of this yore's years ads. ♪ ♪ >> dana: so there is a sneak peek of kate upton's ad for mercedes. hopefully bob will have just gotten up after having passed out. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> bob: everyone loves super bowl sunday and the commercials in the game. especially ones like my favorite, this one. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> you missed a spot. >> dana: next up, women in combat. >>

. >> that is jasper. eight weeks old. he is cute, right? >> another banned phrase of the day. photos of i have of you? >> the president has a big stick. >> i don't see what is so funny, dana. >> my mickname for you when i watch the show at home is honey bo boo. >> do you think politics can ruin relationships? >> i do. >> have you been snooped on by a woman? >> yeah. >> tell me what happened. >> not on camera. >> i think take me -- you would take me home if you won? it will cost you more than half a billion dollars, buddy. >> when do you think the start of christmas should be? >> day after thanksgiving. >> size 7. the perfect stocking stuffers. >> one more thing is up next! i got you! >> you are ruining my life, bob. >> take a look at the electoral map. look at the road. minnesota or wisconsin. one or the other. one of those. >> that is fabulous. >> look like an elf. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> juan: now that was fun. >> greg: i don't remember any of it. >> people are asking why is the show so successful? this is a fun show. i mean you turn around, uplifting show. you feel better. >> greg:

he also helped me train my dog, jasper. >> how are you? you're thinking of getting a dog, puppy is the most labor intensive. if you're a first-time dog owner, don't get a puppy. first thing you need to do with puppy socialization, they come out and bring them from person to person, right? they don't get used to being in your home with people. when you hand them to someone, hand them like that. rear first. not face first. that's really frightening to dogs. then, not just with people, but can we put vinny down? got to meet other dogs, too, when they are puppy. she's full grown. you want your puppy to meet an adult dog. they are playing, yeah. there you go. good girl. you want your dog to meet a dog that isn't going to be aggressive. vinny, come here. come here, girl. okay, then let's go right to -- hand them back. rear first. once you get your puppy out socializing, you start training. first thing we do is teach them to walk on a leash. today we have sophie, and sophie is a year-old dog who comes from south carolina. she was abandoned, and y

. >> that is jasper. eight weeks old. he is cute, right? >> another banned phrase of the day.f i have of you? >> the president has a big stick. >> i don't see what is so funny, dana. >> my mickname for you when i watch the show at home is honey bo boo. >> do you think politics can ruin relationships? >> i do. >> have you been snooped on by a woman? >> yeah. >> tell me what happened. >> not on camera. >> i think take me -- you would take me home if you won? it will cost you more than half a billion dollars, buddy. >> when do you think the start of christmas should be? >> day after thanksgiving. >> size 7. the perfect stocking stuffers. >> one more thing is up next! i got you! >> you are ruining my life, bob. >> take a look at the electoral map. look at the road. minnesota or wisconsin. one or the other. one of those. >> that is fabulous. >> look like an elf. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> juan: now that was fun. >> greg: i don't remember any of it. >> people are asking why is the show so successful? this is a fun show. i mean you turn around, uplifting show. you feel better. >> greg: you do. w