people recognize jasper more than me. we love jasper. people love jasper. jasper. jasper. jasper. i made jasper's america's dog. >> look at him. >> even when he is a monster you don't care. oh please. their wines come with whines. a couple of kids who call themselves earth guardians, love that name, performed an anti-frabbing rap in front of students at a colorado middle school. like most tweens they are passionate about fracking, extracting gas and oil. behold, beholders. >> want some,. >> frack. >> putting the people ♪ ♪ do you think that is better ♪ ♪ fracking destruction ♪ and the animals in it >> we are in safe hands, america. complete colorado.com, my favorite colorado website, reports that some parents complained about the one-sided presentation prompting the principal to respond in writing saying, quote, thank you for quickly bringing your valid concerns to my attention. i will continue to presume positive intentions as i meet with our teachers to discuss what trans you are poohed and ensure that the opposite sides of the issue is being clearly and fairly represented. no w

>> never mind. >> he's a good boy. >> i can't get enough of the jasper picture.e do a hole hour of jasper. >> i have some good ones. >> you are disgusting. >> all right phrase. disingenuous. you are trying poop face. >> what is the poop fasnatation? >> that is. what is disingenuous mean? >> most people don't kno what it means. >> i think you are disingenious when you take a picture of jasper. they are staged like the moon landing. >> we have to go. >> stick around. special report is up next >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like the girl with the dragon tattoo if by tattoo you mean hidden adams apple and strong, caring arms. let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> coming u didn't nba player jason collins give his exfiancee a heads up when he came out earlier this week? we will find out. just kidding, it is just the panel talking about it. and is america held hostage by the tear raw thee of political correctness? and finally three students are arrested for helping dzhokhar tsarnaev cover his tracks after the boston m

>> never mind. >> he's a good boy. >> i can't get enough of the jasper picture.er. >> i have some good ones. >> you are disgusting. >> all right phrase. disingenuous. you are trying poop face. >> what is the poop fasnatation? >> that is. what is disingenuous mean? >> most people don't kno what it means. >> i think you are disingenious when you take a picture of jasper. they are staged like the moon landing. >> we have to go. >> stick around. special report is up next >> a boston blockbuster and new arrest in the marathon bombing. this is special report. ♪ >> bret: good evening, i am bret baier. two weeks since the boasting bombings and many experts insists that the two known suspects must have had help. tonight we have a better idea of who and how. three young men in custody accused of involvement after the attack. chief intelligence correspondants have the latest information. two young men from kazakhstan

jasper. >> dana: bob? >> bob: paul mccartney visits elvis' home.play in heaven. i think it's terrific that he did that there is the man that made rock and roll what it is today. gospel and blues. everyone who followed in his footprints owes elvis presley his careers. >> dana: i thought that elvis presley played at k-mart. the urban legend lived on and you can see him in the k-mart? >> bob: lady gaga couldn't put a shoe on this guy, come on. >> dana: blue suede shoe terrible joke night that started early and i'm leading it eric, say something. >> eric: so president obama went to visit the jersey shore today, on the way they went to seaside heights and they played a game called touchdown fever president obama -- look at his throw. chris christie gets it and nails it the first time. here is my issue. that little bear hug there at the end. high five. governor christie. >> bob: could you ever ever have a show without beating up on president obama? >> eric: trying here. >> dana: five fans photo shop. we don't know who he is but he is he extremely talente

understood], manager at the department of public works bureau of street use and mapping is here as well as jasper cain, executive director of the san francisco entertainment commission. at this time, mr. pacheco, if you could please go over the board's meeting guidelines and conduct the swearing in process. >> professor: the board requests that you turnoff all cell phones and pagers so they will not disturb the proceeding. please carry on conversations in the hallway. and the board rules of presentation are as follows. appellants, public holders and department representatives each have 7 minutes to present their cases and 3 minutes for rebuttals. people affiliated with these parties must include their comments within the 7 or 3-minute periods. members of the public not affiliated with the parties have up to three minutes each to address the board but no rebuttals. to assist the board in the accurate preparation of minutes, members of the public who wish to speak on an item are asked, but not required, to submit a speaker card or business card to board staff when you come up to the podium. speaker

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thank god they didn't tap your phones, they would hear jasper this or that. >> dana: now i never thoughts. i was press secretary when he was there and as a reporter and he was like a guy in the room. >> greg: just some guy. >> dana: we should tap his phones maybe he has some secret information. >> greg: he does a mean william shatner impersonation. >> dana: i do one two. >> bob: he wrote a about watergate that broke a lot of ground. >> dana: how ironic. >> bob: he is an investigative reporter. i thought i knew everything about watergate and i didn't. so i think was maybe underestimated go rosen as a reporter. >> andrea: for the record. i find him wildly entertaining and wildly charming. >> bob: i wanted to make that pointed. >> dana: james i love that picture. >> bob: she doesn't mean that. >> andrea: isn't that point if you read the affidavit that the government was nervous was the way in which james was so kind and friendly to kim. if that is conspiracy because he is nice guy, he is a nice guy. it's not a criminal activity but take yourself back to what was happening when all of this w

i think i have a dog named jasper. >> greg: they want more dogs. >> bob: i want to congratulate rob lowerly: if i had a nickel for every time i heard that. >> bob: 23 years of sobriety. i know how tough that is. more people should. you pointed out not ready to go there. you went and you were ready 23 years congratulations. >> he is cute. >> eric: yesterday national police week law enforcement officers who gave the ultimate sacrifice. 1 one law enforcement officer dies. 127 officers died and 18 canines. this is a satout to all law enforcement officers and their families who have given the ultimate sacrifice of doing god's work. a couple more minutes. just randomly writing at breitbart? >> greg: whenever i feel like it. >> bob: he has a new book out. we will start talking about that. that will be for a year. >> dana: what is first topic going to be? >> greg: writing about elvis presley. >> bob: he is still in the building. >> eric: we will leave it there dana, this is a huge story. we will leave it there. >> dana: elvis story. >> eric: a.p. story. reporters wiretapped. >> bret: this it is

. >> oh the stories jasper would tell.his crazy lady away from me. >> not the stories we could repeat on the air. you mentioned it is the parents that have to buy mcdonald's for them. this is what it is about. about parents not wanting to have so say no. >> remember the story in park slopes, the neighborhood brooklyn that parents were the tigsening not to have an ice cream truck come around the playground and i call them really bad parents. i'm a bad parent fwhu a totally different way. i say no to everything and my daughter spoke at a free leonard pelt yea rally. it was really she was really good. she did the whole thing. >> really? wow. >> first language. >>. >> are we on tv still. >> probably not at this point. >> hanna's mom was also there and spoke and said to the mcdonalds ceo quote don't you think a good place is to leaf our children alone and let us parents decide cha what is best for them. >> which is what is happening right now. >> couple of interesting facts, you think polar bears can swim forever, biologists 50

its more pictures of jasper. i'll skip it. i'll save it for another day.are you sure? >> dana: unless we have time at the end. >> eric: i made a political add that joe biden, chris christie, marco rubio are able to use at 3 a.m. >> it's 3 a.m. and your children are safe and asleep. there's a phone in the white house and it's ringing. something's happening in the world. your vote will decide who answers that call. whether it's someone who already knows the world's leaders, knows the military, someone tested and ready to lead in a dangerous world. it's 3 a.m., and your children are safe and asleep. who do you want answering the phone? >> i'm hillary clinton, and i approve this message. >> what difference at this point does it make? [ music ] >> eric: that's it. that's the ad. >> andrea: you have one where the phone is ringing and hillary clinton is going zzzzz. >> andrea: or michelle obama is saying could i somebody get that phone. >> andrea: we did the story on "the five" months ago. the cheerleaders put bible verses on a sign. they went to court for the ri

. >> don't say jasper. >> the swedish are a very generous people. they love their country.'re willing to share it with people. it's not jef just the immigratin policy that's liberal. it's the benefits that come with getting into the country. i think one of the things they have to do is if you commit a crime, then boom, your family, not allowed in because that starts to have an effect. assimilation has to be a two-way street. you can't not let them in the country and then be angry about it and put people's cars on fire. it used to be they wanted to get a car like yours. now they want your car. something radical has to happen. i don't know if the swedish will do it yet. they'll be forced into a situation of reducing those benefits. >> all right. we've got to take a break. that was more than one word. >> right expwhr. but they're all good words. >> it was worth it. >> i kind of zoned out there. >> golly. >> i'm joking. >> you and morgan free man. >> chris christie comes face-to-face with the cast of jersey shore after years of trading jabs. did snookie and the governor make pe

here to say i've got funky fresh rhymes in a major way ♪ ♪ so i'm white like casper got a dog named jasperbeyonce fears me ♪ ♪ go ahead and ask her [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, even mitt romney was like, "pfft -- white people." [ laughter ] seriously. oh, here's an international story. iran is gearing up for a big presidential election in june. yep, this year it's going to be a tight race between ahmadinejad and the guy they picked to lose to ahmadinejad. it's really exciting. [ laughter ] this is interesting. a new study found that social networks like facebook, twitter -- have made people less polite to their friends. yeah. that's just one of the ways social networks have made our friendships different. here's a few more. before social networks, you might say, "oh, my god, can i see a photo of your baby?" after social networks, you say, "oh, my god, you have to stop posting photos of your baby." [ laughter ] before social networks, you waited a week to ask that cute guy at work his name. after social networks, at the end of the week, you know his name, where he went to college and ever

if little timmy has jaspers no. he castigated himself it is not noisy you don't throw them into the deep end. [laughter] but remember no surprises. but you have to stretch. i was afraid to go to answer branch but it was a choice to weeks for one week or all summer but not going was not the issue. [laughter] because to many at had become the video-game playing recluse. i had a lot of trouble in high-school. i was teased and high school and i was kicked out because if robo can someone. [laughter] and i went to a special boarding school but i did not learn to study but i learned to work because i cleaned a lot of forestalls but i basically ran the horse barn but it was a lot of hard work. i think the headmaster realize that and at 39 had a selling job then i had to shingle the barn roof and i learned how to work with the discipline of work that i had a bunch of internships in one of my internships i worked at a research lab and i had to work at a house with another lady so i had that kind of works bolt -- work skills a

of the jasper fan club? >> i think that's probably right.with america? >> no, you should run for president. instead, you're doingyo media. you're doing media when you should beou out there. >> i'm getting my voice heard!he >> no, you should be out there. >> let's move on. this is for me, bob, that's you. >> they wrote that. >> when are you going to settle down and get married? the answer to that is never. >> that's what's wrong withnswe america! >> that's what's wrong withhat america. >> we have a couple seconds to talk about each one.se i went on the facebook page, i saw at least ten different offers to date you. >> yeah. >> by women. >> fine. >> thanks for clarifying. >> remember the lady that wanted to make you the casserole or something like that and going to cook for you? >> last. >> she's still available. >> bob, if you fell in love with somebody, would you get marriedr again? >> no. >> well. >> i would live in shame or greg, i would not be the valued american. one simple question, greg, just to you. why? [ laughter ] >> my answer is w

. >> joining us now by skype is the director of joplin and jasper county emergency management.so much for being with us, keith, i really appreciate it. let me ask you right off the bat here how are you marking this anniversary in joplin? it's been two years since you suffered that devastation. >> john, last year we had a full-blown -- remember the first year anniversary. this one's a bit more subdued. we're going to have a few speeches. we'll have a remembrance at 5:41 which was the particular touchdown time of that tornado. we'll have a lot of tents set up with information booths and one thing we're pushing is the mental aspect, the healing that's going on and celebrating establi accomplishments we've had in the last two years. >> talk to me about these accomplishments. what's the status of the recovery in joplin? >> well, in my opinion the recovery's going very well. we have over 85% of the structures that were destroyed have been permitted to be either rebuilt or replaced. one of the things that we tried to do is put a very positive spin on this. it's not often that when you

. >> don't say jasper. >> the swedish are a very generous people. they love their country.e. it's not jef just the immigratin policy that's liberal. it's the benefits that come with getting into the country. i think one of the things they have to do is if you commit a crime, then boom, your family, not allowed in because that starts to have an effect. assimilation has to be a two-way street. you can't not let them in the country and then be angry about it and put people's cars on fire. it used to be they wanted to get a car like yours. now they want your car. something radical has to happen. i don't know if the swedish will do it yet. they'll be forced into a situation of reducing those benefits. >> all right. we've got to take a break. that was more than one word. >> right expwhr. but they're all good words. >> it was worth it. >> i kind of zoned out there. >> golly. >> i'm joking. >> you and morgan free man. >> chris christie comes face-to-face with the cast of jersey shore after years of trading jabs. did snookie and the governor make peace and do some fist-bumping? find