jay did not think twice about letting them in time.when i asked to search, it turned out they were looking for me. the agent showed me a piece of paper which was a 2002 deportation letter, which i informed i had never seen. before i knew it, i was handcuffed and taken away like a criminal. i was put into a van two other men and searched like a criminal. in an instant, by american family was being ripped away from me. when i did return home, i had an ankle in monitoring bracelet. i went to great lengths to hide it from my children. i have a partner who is a u.s. citizen and two beautiful children who are also citizens, but none of them can petition for me to remain in the country with them. because my partner is not a man, she cannot do anything to help me, nor can my children, who keep asking, why does this happen to us, and what will ultimately happen to our family? passage of the uniting american families act or inclusion of ufa and lgbt families in immigration reform will not only benefit me about the thousands of people who are als

jay, come on, jay, the intern, everybody. how are you, buddy, thanks for doing this. now jay, jay, you are going to be my jewish proxy for all the dead mormons. >> do i get college credit for this? >> stephen: sure, comparative religion. of course, jews don't baptize so instead i will now proxy circumcise all the dead mormons. okay. jay, hold this hot dog right there, okay. hold that a little-- hold that a little low. (laughter) >> stephen: all right. all right, now by the power vested in me, by renting yentl, i hearby -- hereby circumcise every dead mormon in the name of the father, and that's it. (cheers and applause) mormon-tov. congratulations, dead mormons, you're now-- congratulations dead mormons, you're now dead jews. i just pray that no one baptizes you without your permission. we'll be right back. thank you, jay. >> welcome back, everybody, thanks so much, folks, reviewers of this show know that a couple of times a year the network sometimes asks me to do an integrated sponsorship which i love. the money's green and i'm in. these sponsor-tunities have lead t

stand, and also from congressional democrats and reaction from the white house through press secretary jay carney. we will have more on the story in a moment. presidential contests, three days after he lost to rick santorum, mitt romney on the campaign trail in georgia argue that he has a former governor of massachusetts is a better tea party candidate than the rivals. he says that spending on the lawmakers pet projects doubled under newt gingrich when he was house speaker and went after rick santorum and saying as senator, he was a major supporter as the type of spending known as pork barrel legislation. more on the presidential politics coming up later in the program. >>> and the house of representatives voting today to provide the president with something that many have called for and ronald reagan asked for it and bill clinton had it for a while, and the line item veto, but this bill differs from the veto that the president had briefly in the 1980s. this vote today on the bill of the president making recommendations on the government spending to reduce the deficit, and the vote overwhe

jay hsu and your work with the city. the supervisors, charlotte, the arts commission, and our controller, for coming together at this time to allow our asian to give an even bigger appeal to an international audience. i think you will find this brand not only on the windowsills of this grand all day and the building, a building that i have been familiar with as my days of the dpw director -- i used to go through stacks of books. to see this as part of the great contribution to the revitalization of our civic center, and to be an international destination for so many visitors that come to our city. i want to thank the museum, the asian for allowing us to join you in this 3 branding, and to make sure we are on our way to invite a greater audience to experience all the wonderful cultural things you have to offer. [applause] >> thank you, mr. mayor. that was fantastic. i was just thinking, i have to update my facebook, i have to tweet this great logo. it is beautiful. thank you. it is such a wonderful day to show this off. i

i'm joined by jay ritter in gainesville he's a professor of finance at the university of florida and in toronto we cross to peter leeds he's a financial analyst and publisher of the peter leeds newsletter or a gentleman cross-talk rules in effect that means you can jump in anytime you want and i really very much encourage it if i could go to peter leeds in toronto on the face of it is this going to be a good party good i.p.o. will be successful and is it a good long term investment. this for me on the show peter i think first the price is going to go up i think it'll be a successful i.p.o. on first glance but then you're going to have to look at the valuation ratios you know it's going to one hundred times earnings twenty five times revenues that's way too high we think a lot of people are going to jump into it just because it is facebook and we think it's going to either price for and in the end of the day this stuff over time will start coming back down jay what do you think about that i mean more hype than a common sense being. made here and we look at this i.p.o. i mean obviously

. >> a new job opportunity brought jay allen to this alexandria apartment. he hired all united van lines which is not affiliated with united van lines to move his possessions here from california. >> they were great up until the time they come to pick up the stuff and from that point on, its been nothing but a nightmare. >> jay says his nightmare started in july of last year. all united van lines promise to deliver its good the by early august. but by the end of september his apartment still looked like this. >> you start calling them every day and going, hello, have you left yet? do you have our stuff? >> jay says all united van lines offered the cheapest estimate over the phones a binding quote for a little over $1200 to move him across the country. >> this is 1284 and this is-- >> 4099.81. >> he received this new invoice on his moving day, which included all of these extra charges. >> talk about jacking up the price. >> yeah, i was a little sticker shocked. >> even more shocking? the fact that for months he couldn't get a clear answer as to what happened

polymer for the blue jays, one of peace. a hat trick and three assists. two-one, surprisingly early going. for the tigers, they think maybe they will have an upset brewing, but 31 minutes without goal.l it was all blue jays second half. later in the third quarter, the second of the day, 7-2 blue jays at the point. 12-6 the final this evening. baseball will follow shortly. catchers and pitchers report to spring training tomorrow. after having the worst in baseball a year ago, when the of names and competing for the starting rotation. they will all get along luck, and by the end of spring training, some of those names might start to sound familiar. time wakefield announced his retirement today with an impressive 186 wins for the red sox. the second most behind only roger clemens. jeremy lin will continue to be big business and so will linsanity. he went to harvard, he's got brains to go along with a celebrity. he has filed for trademark on linsanity. if he continues to play well and when, the word has major marketing potential and the dollars behind it. if

jay? >> the three witnesses worked at a car wash right next door to this kfc and you can see it has literally been 4.5 hours since this crash occurred, really a truly horrific scene and authorities are still here. a vehicle on a flatbed truck leaving the scene as we speak. >> it knocked out the air pumps and everything like this. it took out the bushes, and it went all the way up against the kfc and turned into a big ball of metal. >> the witness could not believe what unfolded right next to him. >> i have never seen nothing like that. >> according to police the driver of a bmw lost control while speeding in landover. >> he had to be doing 100 miles per hour. >> he went airborne and slid. tires. he crashed. >> authorities said the tumble in vehicle plowed into a car parked at this kfc. >> somebody called 911. >> rush to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, but police say a third passenger or person was ejected and killed. >> i do not know what it was but i heard it. >> they say

thanks for coming, jay said.the lawyer had his hair slicked back and he casually talked with a pen in the air with his right hand. sure, sure, he said. glad to help. it was a good day for the lawyer who would represent the of the people filing for bankruptcy urning 1300 per case. jay and jen already started sending checks as part of a payment plan incurring one new debt in the attempt to erase all the others. succumb to remind me again why you are filing, the lawyer asked. lots of reasons, jay said, but mainly because my pull business went under. really? i thought you made a lot of money. my brother just got in in ground pool and its cost him 30 grand. we didn't get any orders like that, jay said. the lawyer shrugged and handed jay a forum to hand out. jay grabbed the hand and started to write. under a 2008 income he wrote 14,302,009 income, 23,000. he checked to boxes, the bottom of the form and can detect the lawyer. okay, the lawyer said come here is how this is going to go. they will call us up and ask you a

leno, the first lady was jay's guest last night. while there was some talk of childhood nutrition, jay was most interested about that clip of the president singing al green at the apollo theater in harlem a while back. that's when we learned president is evidently quite the singer around the people's house. >> he does have a beautiful voice. he sings to me all the time. >> really? like what does he sing? >> he sings that song. that's why i knew, i said i bet he sang al green. he does that all the time. i can't sing. >> i think would you say he has a better singing voice than you? >> absolutely does, yes. he doesn't hesitate to show off his lungs to his wife. he's good. >> mrs. obama added the first daughters are less thrilled, adding something all parents know, she said, quote, "everything we do is embarrassing." up next, a mystery. some rare visitors far south and far from home. >>> we learned today, january was the third least snowy january on record in the lower 48, but there is something snowy causing some commotion lately. the

story want to do jay leno do yet i was more talking about me why not so last night i didn't even know the jay leno has this thing called coulda woulda should show and he decided basically it's like happy hour like we play clips and we talk about it as the exact same thing as a free play a clip of the ending a story of american comedians talk about it. our next story very painful take a look this iranian guy twenty one year old son of a really great idea to have a tattoo on his penis. and the story goes under there you guys that are kind of out of us but of course we got to go i cried when we're talking about penis tattoos yeah well come on it's jay leno that's great it's amazing and it's kind of cute you were setting up happy hour and then they made their own happy hour with i think i have a better rivalry i agree that our jokes about the iranian penis than they did. you don't go back and watch i'm serious i was going to bet it was iranian penis as you joke around the penis i mean apparently to get a boner for here you know the part of it yeah they should just money this is so the peo

the first photo of beyonce and jay-z's baby.erstar couple shared them with the world along with a special message for their fans. >>> if you want more sugar with your breakfast, my encounter with these baby leopards. why their cuteness is a liability. look at that thing. look at that thing. at that thing. tell me we'll grow old together. tell me that i'm still the one. that you need me. that i'm your superhero. tell me you'll never let me go. tell me you miss me. tell me you love me. it's all i want to hear. [ female announcer ] everyone has something they need to hear. vow to tell them this valentine's day. ♪ yes. yes. noooo! [ male announcer ] yep, subway broke the 200-calorie breakfast barrier. with delicious fresh fit mornin' melt breakfast sandwiches. subway. eat fresh. nyquil (stuffy): just reading whatyour label.ing? mornin' melt breakfast sandwiches. wait! you relieve nasal congestion? tylenol: sure. don't you? tylenol (another bottle): hmmm...no... nyquil (stuffy): dude! anncr vo: tylenol cold multi-symptom nighttime re

cool jay and furnished by cbs. >>> l.l. cool jay, welcome. >> yeah. >> huge round of applause. how is it going today? >> thank you. i am well. i am good. i am excited. >> well, let me ask you real quick, the first host in a long time for the grammies, which i think shocks a lot of the audience, the perception is there is always a host but there hasn't been in a few years, no pressure, huh? >> yeah, how about that? you know -- you know what? i don't -- i am just honored they asked me. i want to have a good time and have fun. i am not going to go out there and pretend to be billy crystal. i realize it is a big job, and i just want to live up to the challenge and be myself and hopefully people will enjoy the show. >> i know you have been there and got the award but looking down the list of people there is there anybody you have not met you are looking forward to meeting? >> you know what? i have met a lot of people. i guess my mind is just more consumed with just making sure that as master of ceremonies i help these artists navigate through this magical night and i just want to ha

jay-z this is the first presentation of real rap music from russian federation mr.llowed ♪ ♪ this is my friends they got million dollars ♪ ♪ we are super star on tv in russia ♪ ♪ we don't speak english we use ipads because our english is very bad ♪ >> turn my mike up. russian tradition and singing and dancing on camera was established in the mid-1990s by this guy, russian president boris yet sen who took the stage during a russian rock concert during his election campaign and hasn't stopped since. here's current president dim mystery medvedev dancing the night away to american boy at his class reunion in 2011 and then russian prime minister vladimir putin singing "blueberry hill" to an audience of goldie hawn at a 2010 chairty dinner in st. peters burg. ♪ on blueberry hill ♪ on blueberry hill ♪ where i found you ♪ on blueberry hill ♪ until my dreams came true >> still ahead on "way too early" -- why are you awake? your bright-eyed tweets, texts and e-mails are next and "morning joe" now just moments away. i'm good about washing my face. but sometimes i wonder... wha

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on thursday night, jay was in the middle of a comedy bit called jay's valentine's day gift ideas.e's always coming up with great new stuff. so jay's going through some of his ideas and guess whose name came up? >> giving fur as a gift has become politically incorrect. there's a better way to keep your loved one warm. instead of fur, look what we have here. let me show you what this is. this beautiful wrap is made from discarded celebrity toupees. you see, there's a -- there are two shatners here. there's an elton john. ooh, there's even a jimmy kimmel. look at that. it's got some -- it's still got the black dye on it. >> jimmy: that is not nice. that's not the gentle jay i've grown to know and love. let's watch the last part in slow motion. watch after the joke how proud of himself he is. even his body language. play that one more time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: -- for jay leno -- [ applause ] he's still the king. cleto, i want you to start saying oh, wow, and woo, every time i make a joke. participate like the band leader on that show. do something, will you? you know, the grammy sh

and for so that means that it hasn't you see yesterday's press briefing white house press secretary jay carney praise your analyst that have been putting themselves into dangerous situations to bring this whole truth to bring the story specifically he was referring to the two journalists killed in syria recall then and now let's also not forget that anthony should deed died in syria just last week these journalists deserve respect they deserve praise they deserve commemoration but this is where something really interesting happened a.b.c. senior white house correspondent jake tapper took this opportunity to call out the administration on its double standard of praising journalists who go abroad and yet waging a war whistleblowers and journalists right here at home more than praising these journalists who were killed. but i keep saying well you might just might the president buy it in the story. how does that square with the fact that this it was very. has been so aggressively trying to stop aggressive journalism in the states by using the espionage act. to take whistleblowers to court c

. >> stephen: shhhh. [ laughter ] i have an intern here, jay. jay, the intern.as been here for six and a half years. [ laughter ] think of all the college credits he is racking up. he is halfway to his ph.d. >> he probably has to pay for those credits so he is getting a doubly bad deal. he is not getting paid for his work and page for an academic experience he is not getting because he is not in class. he is not in college. >> stephen: he is in the school of life. [ laughter ] he is learning that sometimes you can be taken advantage of. [ laughter ] >> that's true. >> stephen: beal agree. >> that's right he's been taken advantage of. >> stephen: what should we do? we should be paying the interns? >> anyone who works for someone else for their financial benefit should be paid for their work. [cheers and applause] as a matter of fact -- it's against the law. >> stephen: college athletes should be paid. >> yeah, probably. >> stephen: really? >> yeah, they -- >> stephen: college athletes should be paid. >> they take tremendous risks. they get hurt. >> stephen: every

the jays hosting delaware. setting up brandyn for the first score of the evening. 1-0 blue jays. tying the game but hawkins separating in the second quarter. his second goal of the game. it is all jays from that moment for. at johnson will have a tv network of his own, launching the aspire network in conjunction with comcast. the network shows, become a performing arts, and shows about face. they will focus on offering work to african-american performers who have struggled to find work in mainstream hollywood. we have a bucket full of this to share with you. the special needs high school senior from morgan got into his first varsity basketball game last night on senior night and it did not take long for the magic to follow. watch their reaction. absolutely delighted. it went on to win the game but i suspect everyone in attendance left feeling like a winner after seeing the power of sports to transcend the outcome of the game. stick around. we will do the same with a seven-day forecast after this. three siblings all dead after a car crash in bellair. tips on how to bear the burden