music of jay sean, and "ask jay anything." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hello everyone. thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you all here. well congratulations to sofia vergara of "modern family." she's on the cover of "forbes" magazine. the highest paid actress on

the tonight show with jay leno >> jay: charlie, i heard you quit twitter.ow are you going to communicate with your followers now? >> like this, jay. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: impressive. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," at

jake jay, get out here! jay the intern everybody. (cheers and applause) thanks for coming out, good to see you my friend. (laughter) now jay... jay, i just want to know, i just want... i just want you to know that i get what a crap pile your life is. >> i'm doing okay. >> stephen: so brave. (laughter) come on, look at you. you dress like you drum on buckets for a living. i know how hard it must be to get by on what you make as an intern. i'm the one who signs your check for zero dollars every week and then writes in the memo line "because obama." >> really, i'm fine. >> we're all friends here, jay, i just want you to drink in the sympathy, jimmy, can we get a spotlight on jay, please? look at that loser. (laughter) that is just sad. can i get an "aww" please? (audience reacts) dhufl pit the? let it nourish you. this is great. it feels good, me sympathizing with your unimaginable squalor. (laughter) it's like we're equals. >> really? well, do you want to eat lunch together sometimes? >> stephen: i'd love that but i don't give you lunc

and now, jay leno!se ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you. welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you all here. hey folks, here's a very bizarre story. talked about it last night. you probably heard about this one.

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jonathan and kevin will be introducing james robison and jay richards. will you please help me welcome jonathan finer and kevin miller. [ applause ] >> good morning. isn't this a fantastic event? it's just such a pleasure to see all of you. isn't it great? it's my pleasure to introduce you to james robison. he is working with jay richards. they're going to be a combined presentation. so jay will be speaking first. james robison is a good friend of mine. and i want to tell you why you should listen to james robison today. don't listen to james because he has spoken in over 600 venues around the country full to the brim, breaking attendance records that the rolling stones didn't, and appear with billy graham throughout the '70s and '80s, although he did that. don't listen to james because he has an international missions outreach that has literally saved the lives of thousands of young children, saved countless young women from child prostitution and dug water wells, although he has done that too. don't listen to james because millions, 20 million plus hav

and jay meets the ninja twins. and no jay leno!tions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you all here. well, folks -- [ cheers and applause ]

jay -- do jay. do you at least wear your shoes on the plane? know you have the bob dylan shirt and the jeans, but do you wear your bloody shoes on the plane? >> i wear a slip oslip off sandal actually. >> that is not acceptable. we are calling that off. that is starting the nerve. >> how are you going to ban that? >> i have a thing with obama. you and him are tight? >> i i am not getting into it. i cannot say a thing about it. believe you me, pal, no one will have nonshoes on the plane and then the next seven days, watch it happen. >> all right. i guess that's enough. >> peace out. >> peace out. very urban. >> so how does one host the fox business show after consuming three pot brown knees? elizabeth mcdonald discusses her new book buy low and sell super high. when we return, what is a man aisle, and why is bill shopping there? we report and you stloa up. you throw up. >>> should your local shopping zone have more testosterone? this tha was actually a good rhyme, bill. >> thank you. >> they have launched the first man aisle. ie, an area of the

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. >> bill: jay long-time know. jay leno, i don't really know jay. i respect jay. you feel he has changed a bit. >> he changed. he let us down. we all started in the five year period. 30 million people are not out of work. 30 million people are just in between jobs. that is like a life guard saying to a guy that is drowning you are not drowning you are just in between land. >> bill: you came up with leno. >> and he worked for me as a writer and many other writers along with louis anderson. >> bill: where were you when was writing for the show? >> i was in los angeles. >> criminals now have their own tv show, america's most wanted. criminals are watching those shows every weekend. >> how did leno change? yes. >> changed in terms of bringing on new talent which is that spot which is johnny carson, jack parr, steve allen. he has not broken in the 27 years on the air has not broken one major act. >> bill: it is a different time now and the ratings pressure is so intense. >> jay is number one and jay can do whatever he wants. bon jovi riding in the president that is pre

tonight, jay welcomes -- dana carvey. and a special performance by nicki minaj. and now, jay leno!applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: welcome! welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you all here. well, congratulations to the rolling stones.

jay sean! cash money! jay leno, let's go! hands up! jay sean! hands up, now! let's go!this for the rest of my life i'm all yours ♪ ♪ and we gon' soar, yeah tonight it is ours, yeah and i'm all yours, yeah ♪ ♪ yeah, i'm all yours, yeah yeah, i'm all yours, yeah yeah, i'm all yours, yeah yeah, i'm all yours ♪ >> let's go! ♪ i'm all yours tonight got a feeling that i can't deny ♪ ♪ everything about you gets me high ♪ ♪ girl, i want this for the rest of my life i'm all yours ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: jay sean, nice job! >> thank you. >> jay: good job, man. that was great. thanks so much. terrific, thanks a lot. >> thanks for having me. >> jay: i want to thank my guests, julie scardina, of course, jenni "jwoww" farley, jay sean. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, jessica biel will be here. but "jimmy fallon" is happening right now. jimmy, good luck tomorrow at 10:00 pm! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he

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- and begged for jay leno. he came from new york to malibu and they did for jay leno -- and begged for jay leno. he is a good comic, but when he finally got the show, letterman said, why don't you announce you are going to be the permanent host of "the tonight show"? helen said absolutely not. we do not need him anymore. tavis: i saw the movie. >> you saw kathy bates. that was understated. tavis: sadly, my time is up, and i have not begun to scratch the surface on all you will find on this smemoir. you will be entertained. you will find stuff you did not know, a lot of good trivia. i think you may want to check it out. good to have you. >> an honor to be here. tavis: until next time, keep the faith. >> for more information on today's show, visit tavis smiley at pbs.org. tavis: hi, i'm tavis smiley. join me next time for a conversation with that is next time. -- a conversation with white henry on his new film, "beasts of the southern wild." that is next time. we will see you then. we will see you then. >> every

jay richards indivisible. richards and robison, robison and richards, catholic evangelical, mormon, jews. americans of goodwill who understand we are a nation under god and indivisible and as such we will prevail. what an inspiring message. thank you james, thank you, jay, thank you paul eldridge for taking the gavel for a little while. we have depth and bench on this team at colorado christian university and the western conservative summit. for the entrust of the next main speaker let me welcome the honorable ambassador marilyn ware. >> thank you. i do want to comment post-script. it took me 42 years to get there to the embassy. so remain resilient and determined in what you believe. john, good to be with you and bill and eleanor armstrong, summit friends, all of us it will be my pleasure and will be yours i'm certain to introduce kt mcfarland who is a foreign affairs expert and national security expert. just by way of background you should know that kt worked in security positions for three presidents, for n

jay welcome -- will address that in his presentation. what ours is is ours does extend and acknowledge directly the successful programs and wanting to continue those. i am available for several more minutes. i can hang out here for a while if there are other questions and we have people back downstairs monitoring this as well. if i have to come back, i am happy to do that as well. thank you. president adams: supervisor kim. supervisor kim: thank you. supervisor avalos already described the proposal of which i am a co-sponsor. i will not go into the details of that legislation. both revenue packages support generating revenue for the city and everyone acknowledges the business community as well. there are a number of needs that the city needs to invest in the rose as the city economy grows. that is access to affordable housing as our workforce increases. we need more housing available for that and we're already seeing their rent crunch that we're experiencing in the city due to the growth which we all support but there are these other imp

and if you watch jay roach's new movie "the campaign" you'll be laughing until november.rell and zach gal funocs. the movie also features a cameo from "the ed show's" very own ed schultz. >> i have a baby i need to kiss. that's my baby to kiss. >> excuse me. >> excuse me. >> you don't take a swing at my hair. ♪ my country tis of thee ♪ sweet land of liberty >> after cam brady's baby punching instant, marty huggins has jumped 11 points in the polls. >> it opens in theaters on friday, august 10th. joining me now is the director of the campaign, jay roach, who has also directed the austin powers movies and meet the parents. welcome to the show. >> thank you. great to be here. >> tell us about "the campaign." >> it's a movie that goes at the way politicians have gone crazy. will ferrell plays a kind of lazy congressman who has a scandal at the beginning. he leaves a very obscene message on a family's answering machine and gets replaced or challenged by zach, who is a kind of upstart populist candidate who is not well equipped for it. >> yeah. so are there real life inspiratio

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jay gray has the report. >> reporter: the focus in aurora turned back to the suspect's apartment. prosecutors getting their first look inside. while back at the crime scene, a chain link fence went up around theater. evidence teams continuing their search. as mourners search for comfort in the wake of the tragedy. >> it's a feeling of sadness and such loss. such loss for all the families. >> reporter: families like this. >> he was one of the best sons any man could ever have. and i've been honored to know him. >> i need officers on the east side. >> reporter: when the shooting started alex teves threw his mom and girlfriend to the floor and died shielding them from the bullets. >> god sent me an angel, not just that night but for two and a half years. he sent me an angel. >> reporter: emotions continue to spill over at makeshift memorials outside theater. >> it becomes real. i'm overwhelmed by the tragedy and the senselessness. >> reporter: they draw strength from hugs and being together, hope from the stories of heroes like alex and survivors fighting for their lives. >> reporter

padres doubled up the astros, 8-4. >>> yanks and blue jays, scary moment in the third. mark teixeira, a pop fly into foul territory. brett lawrie chased it down. reached over the camera well and tumbled and fell hard onto the pavement. look at teixeira. he knew it was bad. lawrie, absolutely no regard for his body tried to make the play but couldn't come up with the ball. thankfully he was okay, but he'll have a lot of bumps and bruises this morning. yanks won the game, 6-0. >>> and, finally, if you made money in the stock market yesterday, you might want to thank mariano rivera. the yanks' closer was an opener. traded in his pinstripes for a suit and rang the opening bell at the new york stock exchange. rivera has to do this more often. the market was up yesterday. baseball's all-time save leader is now saving you some money. that's your early look at sports on "early today." i'm fred roggin. >>> well, who is the highest paid actress on television, and what russell brand is saying about his recent divorce. your early morning entertainment headlines are straight ahead.

jay gray. nbc news. >>> metro said they figured out and fixed what caused a complete shut down of the rail system last weekend, a faulty module caused them to lose sights of the train. trains were held in place until the system was rebooted. the part has been replaced and the shut down was put in place as a precaution and riders were never in any danger. >>> coming up tonight, a man tried to snatch a girl off of a sidewalk, we will show you how she fought him off. >>> an attempted ab duction in philadelphia was caught on tape, police released video showing a man trying to abduct a ten-year-old girl, he grabbed her as she walked home with her two-year-old brother, he picked her up and put his hand over her mouth, but she put up a fight and the boy was screaming for help. there's a $10,000 reward for information leading to that punk's arrest. >> a passenger had a phone stolen and men held the thief down. a woman was yelling that he had taken her phone, police arrested the suspect according to arl

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>> reporter: jay carney got a question along those lines.ting because the president coming out for these middle class tax cuts. he said before, there is also a division in the democratic party about whose tax cuts to extend. nancy pelosi and other democrats said it should be a million dollars or less. megyn: they disagree with the president on that. the battle over healthcare is heating up on capitol hill. the house rules committee meeting on a bill to repeal the healthcare law and the oversight committee is set to examine the law's impact on doctors, patients and job creation. house democrats are launching a full-scale ad war against those republicans who want to repeal the law. >> carla knows the breast cancer screenerring she got saved her life. your member of congress may vote to repeal important healthcare benefits for everyday americans. megyn: congressman darrell issa is the chairman of the committee that will hold the hearing tomorrow. one of the focus you will have tomorrow. i guess you believe the public is with you on this, is sma

jay carney today said the president will sign that bill. >> bret: thank you.he republican controlled house has passed a bill to freeze major government regulations until the unemployment rate drops 6% or below. 13 democrats crossed the aisle to support that bill, two republicans opposed it. the measure has virtually no chance. in the democrat run senate. still ahead, the declaration for independence. first, get ready to pay more, maybe a lot more, at the grocery store. chances are, you're not made of money, so don't overpay for motorcycle insurance. geico, see how much you could save. >>> members of the public already contributed nearly $2 million to help victims of last week's midnight movie massacre in colorado. many survivors face enormous medical bills. three of the five hospitals treating them will limit or forgive those bills. the presidential candidates are taking shots at the combustible issue of gun control in the wake of the tragedy. president obama and governor romney are going in different directions. >> i, like most americans, believe the second a

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jay gray is there with more for us. jay? >> reporter: good evening. president obama joining thousands here in colorado and across the country trying to bring some comfort to this shattered community while police continue their investigation both in the theater behind me and in the suspect's apartment. president obama arrived in colorado carrying the sorrow and condolences of the nation for the families of the victims and survivors of the massacre. his visit marks a day of memories and mourning in aurora. ♪ many turning to a higher power during sunday services as they struggle to try around understand the killing spree and 24-year-old james holmes, the man police say is responsible. >> the source of the evil that took the lives -- >> memorials are growing across this shattered city. >> right here. >> so many searching for some way to honor the injured and remember the fallen. >> you can't believe something like this happened in my community. we needed to pay our respect. i just feel awful. >> reporter: there is little blunt can do right now. forced to

he is working with jay richards. they're a combined presentation so jay will be speaking first. james robison's a good friend of mine and i want to tell you why you should listen to james robison today. don't listen to james because he's spoken in over 600 venues around the country. full to the brim breaking attendance records at the rolling stones didn't and appear with billy graham throughout the '70s and '80s. although he did that. don't listen to james because he has an international missions outreach that has literally saved the lives of thousands of young children, saved countless young women from child prostitution and dug water wells although he's done that, too. don't listen to james because millions, 20 million plus, have come to an understanding of jesus christ through james primary vocation, that of an evangelist. but here's why you should listen to james. james has stood up twice at critical times in our country as a citizen patriot and the first one is quite interesting. he is a southern baptist evangelist and in the late '70s he saw a southern baptist president an

victims, jay?reporter: you describe it perfectly. a strange day in the courthouse. some of the injuries from the attack and family members of some of the victims said they were drawn here and had to be in the courtroom to see james holmes face to face. at times wild eyed and on edge, james holmes was before a judge, the fist time he has been seen publicly since the arrest. the face of evil for so many watching including family members of some of the victims. >> he seems demonic or something like that. >> reporter: his hair dyed bright red and pink, holmes was disengaged during the hearing, looking at times like he was struggling to stay awake. formal charges will come next monday. prosecutor says a decision about the death penalty is months away and they will discuss the issue with survivors and families of the victims. >> that is a very long process that impacts their lives for years. they will want to have and we will get their input before we make that decision. >> reporter: aurora's mayor says

. >> jay, how long is your presentation? >> 15, 20 minutes. >> i know you want to hear the presentation, but are there any specific questions you may have to supervisor avalos or supervisor kim? i just went to make sure you had an opportunity to ask the supervisor directly. >> commissioner riley? >> the $25 million to over $100 million -- is there a study of how many businesses in the city would be affected? >> i think the comptroller would be best to answer that. the comptroller has the information. it's a minority of the people in san francisco. >> 45,000 for the 50 million and up -- >> i think these would definitely not the small businesses impacted by that. >> right. >> again, the comptroller's office, they're the ones who helped us get to $40 million. >> i will wait. >> ok. >> this is for supervisor avalos. the $40 million? how is that going to be allocated? supervisor avalos: i am looking at this for the mayor. i think servicing businesses in downtown san francisco would be helpful, especially muni. we're looking at al