jay leno!. [ cheers and applause ] oh, thank you. here's a, thank you. here's a -- thank you. [ cheers and applause ] good night, everybody! no that's -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you, that's very kind. here's a story you may have heard. ikea opened a superstore in thailand. and the hottest selling item in this ikea superstore in thailand is this bed called the redalan. but apparently, the word redalan has a sexual connotation in thailand. the people of thailand say they are shocked and offended that ikea is selling this bed with a a sexual connotation. you know, it might have a point if the store wasn't located in bangkok. [ laughter ] hey, are you familiar with a a scientist named neil degrass tyson? very, very distinguished [ cheers and applause ] yeah, well, he -- he's been doing a lot of the sunday morning talk shows, complaining about the inaccuracy of science fiction films. like, he said he liked the movie "gravity," but as a a scientist the innacuracies in the film ruined it for him

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jay gruden, what happens to rg iii now?ng it helps toughen him up, helps fuel the fire in his belly. i hope he comes out here and prepares like he is going to play because he has to. he is the backup quarterback. about thehappy change. i don't want him to be happy about it. when his time comes again, he is ready to roll. >> the wizards played in cleveland tonight. what do you think happened tonight? second quarter, the past a kevin love by lebron. lebron with nine assists. love with 21 points. lebron made it look easy all night long. 29 points, 10 rebounds, nine assists. 113-87.t the wizards college basketball, devonte has smith rivera drives to the bucket. finishes with this sweet reverse. the half.27 at in the second half, smith rivera down low. write down main street. to the rack. 31-27 georgetown. four minutes left to play in that game. hockey tonight. the islanders played host to the caps. the isles looking for their fifth straight win. let's go back to the nassau coliseum. caps on on power play. this was a big night f

jay wants me to play better. to talk about us as a group, offense, defense, special teams, organization, not making it so much about one person. >> that look says it all. fact thaten by the the redskins only have three wins in their last 18 games. winning could cure all of this and change the entire story. for now, you can go away. i'll see you later. [laughter] a security scare in your the secret -- near the white house this afternoon. the secret service found a hunting rifle and a knife inside his car. he's now charged with possession of an illegal firearm. critical changes to immigration policy coming in a primetime address from president obama tomorrow. >> everybody agrees that our immigration system is broken. unfortunately, washington sellout of the problem to faster for too long, and so what i will lay out are the things i can do with my lawful authority as president to make the system work better. isthe executive action expected to grant legal protections for 5 million and documented immigrants. you can w

>> steve: jay? >> jimmy: jay? he has a line, he could answer us. >> steve: what is it, jimmy? >> jimmy: jay, i was just wondering if you'll do a a stand-up on the show. >> steve: i don't know. but maybe i will. i don't know. well, we'll see about it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thanks, man. >> steve: i can't guarantee anything. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. take care, man. >> steve: welcome to the show, too. >> jimmy: what? >> steve: nothing. >> jimmy: take care, buddy. take care, man. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: what was that? he always has to get the last word in. >> steve: no, i don't. >> jimmy: you just did. >> steve: no, i didn't. [ laughter ] i've got to go. >> jimmy: goodbye, jay. >> steve: i'm gone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: every time. also, guys -- oh, we're excited about this. starting november 17th, you guys, u2 will be here for a a whole entire week. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ a whole week! their new record right there. we've got a lot of stuff planned with those guys, a lot of fun stuff. but first, we have a great show tonight. from nbc's "today" sho

jay has deep experience. i won't give you his deep background because it's em barszing how impressive it is. but he is the u.s. expert on these issues. to his left, you'll have to forgift e give me his last name. the center piece of the world ba bank's efforts in technical and asset issues. a long standing profusely on these issues and a world recognized expertment you do have three of the world's experts. i'm here to be a moderator and hopefully will drive the discussion in an appropriate way. from your perspective, what has gone wrong? and what are tissues at large i the international community. >> that's a good question. a lot has happened. the most important thing is that asset recovery is now very much on the forefront of international news. switzerland started to be proactive. for a long time, a lot 06 cases were swiss cases. we did so because we were under pressure. not only did we have one person, but we talked about the groups. 30-40 in these countries. so the cases are much more complex. the most im

i say that i'm concerned at putting traffic lights may encourage jay walking right now certain streets have stop signs and allows for the free movement of pedestrians a lot of people that live in the area or hang out in the area are just going to choose it as an opportunity to jay walk and it's -- the problem is that it's a lot of them ignore the lights and it's a major problem and the taxi drivers see all the time with jay walking particularly in the tender loin we're used to it there so broderick is going to be counter productive because it's going to be ignored and in the lower haight at pierce son scott a lot of them used to going through the stop signs are they going to stop at the lights? that's the that's that's the that's the question of that's the question. they need to stop like cars do at these lights. by a pedestrian doing a jay walking move or also a bicyclist coming through can create liability issues as well. until you are out there many hours a day you can't imagine what you see happens with this as well. and in closing you suggested taxi stand at ashbury who made this

jay gruden being very honest now.a point where i think this organization needs to make a decision, do you stick with rg3 the rest of the year and see if he basically loses the job or put colt in and hope they can get a few wins? we will see. >> six more games remaining. we'll see how the redskins play this season out. >>> let's go to new york now, eli manning and the giants taking on the san francisco 49ers. we'll pick this up in the first quarter. scoreless game. the giants are on the move. manning has some time, finds larry donald. giants up 7-0. third quarter now. san fran on top 9-7. colin kaepernick to michael crabtree. he turns on the jets, 48-yard hookup there. the 49ers go on to win this game, your final score 16-10. college soccer, maryland hosting indiana, big 10 championship game second half. tied at one. here come the terps. david mckelb, the defender takes down a maryland player. the refs give them a free kick. how about this? he delivers over the goalkeeper. beautiful goal there. maryland goes on to beat

and jay gruden yells at everybody.bert goes back on instagram and says i'm sorry for saying that, that' i meant. i can't even -- i don't even know what i do anymore, because reporting has become very challenging here at redskins park. he said/she said. and we all know that the problem is because the team is not winning. so what were the comments that has started all this? this is robert griffin iii last night. >> right now we have no pro bowl players. and we don't -- we're not playing that way. i'm not playing that way. our receivers aren't playing that way. the backs aren't playing that way, our defense isn't playing that way, our special teams isn't playing that way and we know that. >> robert needs to about himself and not anyone else. it's his job to worry about his position, his footwork, his fundamentals, his read, his job at the quarterback position. it's my job to worry >> all right. it's the coolly report. how would you describe it? >> i think it's chaos. one word. >> how do you fix this right now? you have wi

today was sort of a retention day for jay gruden. the promises he made about rg performance against caps off, saying he shouldn't have come out to the media and said it. he's upset about making this a big rg iii thing instead of focusing on the team as a whole. here is jay. corrections should be made in-house with everybody involved. the place speaks for itself. the production speaks for itself. i don't have to in -- elaborate on any individual things, other than the team was not good enough, was not prepared enough, was not coach well enough to beat the buccaneers. >> today, head coach jay gruden made it clear that everything he said to the media was said in his office one-on-one. now back to you. >> the red-hot wizards back in action tonight. they host the dallas mavericks. a big test. it looks like they may be getting bradley beal back. he's been sidelined with a broken wrist for about six weeks. he practiced in full with the team this week. though het start, might see some limited action. it will be a gametime decision. bradley b

what is jay gruden saying? >> as you mentioned, he had a few things to say on monday following that 27-7 loss against the bucs. everything rg iii did fundamentally was all wrong. he says sometimes when you are angry, that's when you say the first thing that comes to your mind. today jay gruden said he should not have said those things. >> that was a mistake on my part . after a loss like that, we are very disappointed with the way we played. the question came up about how he played in all that stuff, and i just answer the first thing that came to my mind and sometimes the first thing that comes to your mind isn't the smartest thing. corrections should be main in-house with everybody involved. the place speaks for itself -- play speaks for itself. >> jay also said he messed up in telling rg iii that he did mess up, but he did tell him before he told the media. he said he also messed up and making it more about robert and making it about the team. we will have more on that coming up later in sports at the 5:00 ho

. >>> and here's jay. >> let's give a welcome to mr. jay leno. >> former tonight show host returns to the show he hosted for decades. a look at the laughs for saturday, november 8th, 2014. >> announcer: from nbc news, this is "today," with lester holt and erica hill. live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. >> good morning. welcome to "today" on a saturday. i'm lester holt. >> i'm erica hill alongside sheinelle jones. we are missing one at the desk. that is because dylan dreyer is over at citifield. also in new york city in the borough of queens. she has a sneak peek at the macy's thanksgiving day parade. we will check in with her for a little inside scoop. >> i cannot stand it all. the tree going up. >> it's time. >>> let's get to the top stories. this winter holiday related. cold weather. this is dangerously cold weather getting set to grip the country in the coming week. it is due to the storm pounding alaska today that is changing the course of the jet stream. the weather channel's mike seidel is in minneapolis with more. mike, goo

a question for jay. following on the intelligence versus law enforcement information question, there's also a tension between the law enforcement aspects of this and the diplomatic aspects of this. how does the interagency work when you you've got a ruler in office that is cooperating on a diplomatic front but is stealing the money for his family? >> what i can honestly say is that our decision of whether to bring a case are tactical decisions, are prosecutorial decisions. even in those instances and we do have the obiang case being one, certainly we want to make sure that there is information to the extent we're not precluded of sharing that information because of investigative necessity or grand jury secrecy. they're completely separate. it doesn't matter to me, to anybody in the leadership of the justice department. and i think, quite frankly, even on the diplomatic side. nobody in this process wants to see the process somehow short-circuited by people weighing in with diplomatic considerations. we in

which jay do you get? the good jay? the bad jay? well, we know what we have tonight.and now you have got clausen and sam barrington came barrelling in for the sack. >> cris: you see clay matthews do this all night. just going to shoot right through the gap. nobody there to get him. and takes down jimmy clausen. those are the kind of plays i think to guys like peyton manning and kurt warner and if you blitz them, you paid a great price for that. the great quarterbacks in the game. not jimmy claus en. he doesn't have that experience but the really great ones have a way of when you attack, you pay a heavy price and so far at least in this one the chicago bears haven't come close to making them pay for anything. >> al: so green bay takes over on downs. and here's harris. what's going on around the league? the cardinals beat the rams, 31-14. 8-1 are the arizona cardinals trying to become the first team to play a super bowl in its own stadium. sean payton, first home loss. when a crazy game that was. big fourth back completion. kaepernick. they go to overtime. there's a fum

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jay gruden is still trying to win. he's calling the shots. the coach made it clear this afternoon that this team needed a change. who knows, itd may have helped rg iii in the long run. >> for robert to take a step back and be a backup quarterback is not the end of the world. we have got to continue to learn from this and compete. ruden needs quick decisions. with that offense of line, he really needs quick decisions that will not hurt the skins. golden mccoy is the only quarterback on the roster who has won a game this season. now it will be interesting. will he be the colts? who knows. right now i think it gives them a better chance. >> we know how much money they invested in the future of rg iii. >> we will talk about his pedigree and reputation and how it played into this coming up in sports. in froming news coming northwest washington. police are on the scene of a serious accident at 28th and q street. person was hit by a vehicle. we are told that person is unconscious. police are urging drivers to avoid the area. the intersection is comp

a question for jay. following on the intelligence versus law enforcement information question, there's also a tension between the law enforcement aspects of this and the diplomatic aspects of this. how does the interagency work when you've got a ruler in office that is cooperating on a diplomatic front but is stealing the money for his family? >> what i can honestly say is that our decisions of whether to bring a case are tactical decisions, are prosecutorial decisions. even if those instances, and we do have, the obiang case being one, we want to make sure there's information that we're not precluded from sharing that information because of investigative necessity or legal requirements like grand jury secrecy. we don't want interagency partners to be surprised by what we're doing. but they're completely separate. it doesn't matter to me, to anybody in the leadership of the justice department, and i think, quite frankly, even on the diplomatic side, nobody in this process wants to see the process somehow

governor jay nixon right now. >> good afternoon. for those of you here from out of state, my name is daniel issam. since september 1st i've been the director of the missouri department of public safety. previously i was chief of police for the st. louis metropolitan police department. and most recently, a professor in the criminalology and criminal justice department at the university of missouri-st. louis. i made the decision to join the department of public safety ten weeks ago because of the critical issues that were before all of us in law enforcement. and because of the opportunity to make a difference in the community. my community, where i grew up and where my family and i make our home. but also key to joining dps was the promise that governor nixon gave me. he told me he was committed to bringing people together, to establishing missouri as a model for improving relations between police and the community we serve. he understood that this was not simply a law enforcement issue. and he was committed to more than simply gettin

all right, jay, i want to start off with you. we're going to go through a list of things small businesses should be thinking about as they go to the polls, let's just start with one of them. any one you want. >> immigration reform. they've been talking about it for years. it is a real problem. we interview people all the time. we like them. we go to put them through e-verify and it doesn't go through and we've had people literally sitting in the office crying saying my father told me this was straightened out. i've been in this country for 32 years. and it's a problem, and it's bad for the economy. it's bad for the workforce. it's a problem, and they keep saying they're going to fix it but they haven't. >> all right, rick. so our crystal ball. is anything going to move forward? >> crystal ball is pretty cloudy. so let's assume we end up with a republican controlled senate. we're going to have divided government just as we've had for several years now. so i don't think we're going to see any big breakthroughs at all. one big thing

yeah, there is a "mockinged jay part 2." >> stephen: we have a clip of "mockinged jay part one." >> thereeculation about what really happened in the quart quell, and here to shed a little light on the subject for us is a very special guest. please welcome mr. peeta mellark. peeta, a lot of people feel as though they are in the dark. >> yeah, yeah, i know how they feel. >> so set the stage for us. talk us through. what really happened on that final and controversial night? >> first off, you have to understand that when you're in the games, you only get one wi wish. it's very costly. >> you're alive. >> stephen: oh, my god! ( cheers and applause ) does the movie have a happy ending where all the poor people accept low-paying jobs and no unions? ( laughter ) >> close. and a lot of people are dead. but all in all -- >> stephen: other than that? >> upbeat. >> stephen: very upbeat. >> yeah. >> stephen: as such a nice person-- you're nope as a nice, normal person. what's it like-- do you have a plan to freak out? >> i'm going postal. >> stephen: we could plan your double play ward spiral right n

jay gruden and robert griffin iii both speak. when they speak, people listen. >> and now the toyota sports desk brought to you by your local toyota dealers. social media continues to fuel the fans perception of the saga at redskins park. jay gruden continue to be the top trending story. the two guys met the media, which was probably the last thing they wanted. a lot of folks might think that everybody is too hard on rg iii, but come on, he hasn't played well. in the fall, the redskins quarterback job is the most important job in washington. three of the last 18 games have been winds. robert griffin was there. both guys looked a little uneasy. >> yeah, you want to talk about being awkward -- i think every ,ingle sentence for rg iii was we are just trying to be focused on san francisco. how is your footwork? we are trying to be focused on san francisco. >> how about jay gruden? >we are trying to stay focused n san francisco. himselfen was hard on being hard on rg iii to the media. both of them seemed focused on san francisco. >> is

i'm jay gray, news4. >> all right.hank you, jay. >>> so many questions about the decision that we are waiting for out of ferguson. >> we turn now to legal expert, reaney sandler. reaney, let's talk about -- we know it's going to happen in an hour. we may not know what that decision is until afterwards. you were mentioning, this is far different than any other grand jury proceeding. in what ways? >> it is unprecedented, really. what has taken place in this grand jury proceeding -- first of all, it's a secret proceeding anywhere, in any grand jury. what this prosecutor has done is present every piece of evidence to this grand jury, including a private autopsy that was done by michael brown's family. so he called for fairness and transparency in what is a secret proceeding. >> so did you think that is going to work in their favor at all? it sounds like they're trying to create a buffer zone for whatever the decision might be. >> i think what it shows is that this prosecutor was searching for the truth. and if there is pro

nbc's jay gray is at minnesota's mall of america. good morning, jay. how is it looking there? >> reporter: good morning to you, betty. shoppers coming in waves. we had the late night shoppers here at the midnight hour and now early morning hour, more people are moving through and they're carrying bags. that's great news. this is shopping heaven. 4.2 million square feet, 520 stores, a roller coaster, log ride, aquarium. if you're shopping here or anywhere else across the country, today is a day all about bargains. overnight a mad dash for deals. >> i'm here to shop. got to get my kids some christmas gifts and why not go out. >> reporter: just like turkey and stuffing, this has become a holiday tradition. lining up or camping out overnight, braving the elements for bargains. >> i think for some people, it's -- they're adrenaline junkies, they're bargain hunters. they want to get the best deal. >> reporter: there are deals. >> pillows for $1.99. >> reporter: analysts say there will be more shoppers spending more money today than over the last few years. >> the national retail fed

jay i am -- >> i am going to shut up now. sometimes i go off in weird places and sometimes i don't go home for days and they find me naked in the field. >> does gruber hope you are a goober? he has had quite the week. 87 videos of surface and it explains how the affordable care act was crafted in order to fool the american people. here is the highlight real. here is the highlight reel. >> and basically call it on the american voter, but that was critical to get to pass. >> it is a clever exploitation of the lack of economic understanding on the american voter. >> excellent use of the crack musicians. despite the -- despite it, they are standing by and thanking him for his hard work. >> he didn't help write our bill. >> jay carney said gruber holding fourth is good and it helps. >> it is not good. it doesn't help. >> we should be looking at these clips before the show. what did the owl think? >> and basically all of the stupidity -- call it the stupidity of the voter. >> all right, there is a couple of things and let's focus o

jay absolutely. >> the house will never win. did that work? >> no. republicans how should they respond? >> i don't think they can win here. i think it is really hard. if they fight to de fund they will look like extremists. obama has the upper happened now in a way. what will they talk impeachment? something is that can be labeled extremist. they will say let's pass a spending bill, but let's take this part out so obama can get on tv and say he wants your -- they want your families torn apart and whatnot. he is sitting pretty. and i don't know if people care about how this was put through. i don't know how many people sit home and say i don't like the president over stepping his bounds and i don't like this executive action. >> i think no matter how good your plan is or you think your plan is, if you polarize half the country and abuse your power it is not going to resonate. he has been doing that. >> why did he go all the way? >> i want to bring andy into this scandal. he dashed out and he said -- he pretended to forget something. he was pretending

i'm jay gray. terry, back to you now. >> thanks very much, jay. >>> now to a nbc bay area followup earlier this month we told you about the controversial plan to poison fish in one presidio pond. more than 800 dead fish have been removed from this pond. most of the fish foreign carp. in play the park plans to test the water to see if it's safe for native fish to go back in. if it is they'll stock them with fish and frogs. >>> frogs usually like rain when we get it. it's moved on for now but take a look at this video earlier from today in san mateo showing you rain coming down after three days of rain, clear skies now ahead for the thanksgiving holiday. meteorologist rob mayeda, this is good news for relatives flying in. >> we have to watch out for the fog, though. this morning we had quite a bit of rain. it would have been nice if it stuck around a little bit longer. it dropped about .5 inch in san francisco, oakland.35 inch. but down into san jose missing out. the system weakened rapidly. most of

jay nixon. let's go to a clip of him. matt sledge asked if he was responsible for how police respond should protests erupt after the grand jury. nixon struggled with his answer. >> you have to clear the state of emergency, but the highway patrol on the unified command. does the buck stop with the when it comes to how many protest are policed? -- it, uh,u know, it our goal is to -- is to, you know, keep the police and allow folks voices to be heard. -- in a balance, that they am using the resources we have to marshal to be predictable for both those pillars. more't -- you know, i am -- i just will have to say i don't spent a tremendous amount of time personalizing this. >> that is governor jay nixon. he went on to say, prefer not to be a commentator on it. your responses, to governor nixon's answer not wanted to take responsibility to the police response and his overall state of emergency that he has just imposed? >> it is disturbing, but it is consistent both for his behavior in the governor's o

timberlake, jay-z, all these folks.do you think about these celebrities trying to get into your business? >> good for them. >> it's fair play. >> it creates more awareness in general for the food industry. if someone like jay-z is involved in a restaurant -- i was talking to mario before we sat down. i said, technically jay-z is your partner, isn't he? he's, like, yeah, we own the spotted pig together. i think that is pretty cool that jay-z is interested in food. when you listen to jay-z's music, he talks about food all the time. >> he is fascinated by it, loves it. he is not going to build a jay-z cheesesteak place. smart people invest in people that know what they're doing. if i was going to get into the computer business, i would call apple or dell. i wouldn't call my brother's cousin's friend's neighbor who i heard had a good idea. [laughter] the smart business people are paying attention and doing that. other people are trying to capitalize. it is like putting your sticker on commercial goods someone bought from ch