tonight john lithgow and jay abruchel and music from diana croft. heading this way, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you. i'm glad you are here. looking around now because this morning i saw one of the saddest things i have ever seen. i saw a man, an adult man and if there are children watching, i want to ask you to turn your televisions off now. i saw a man carrying a homemade selfie stick. just a regular stick with this wa secured to the stick with 800 feet of scotch tape. can you imagine? going to the lengths of making one at home. i don't know how it would work. you still have to press the button. i tried to help him. i thought you know what i will do, i will run him over with my car to put him out of his misery. but there were a lot of people on the street. instead i just drove by to give him one of these. with a woman too. he found someone to marry him. can you imagine this? he was not listening. the world is spinning out of control and men are making selfie sticks. you know how president trump said all that stuff about nort