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tonight, jay welcomes -- jerry seinfeld, dallas mavericks owner mark cuban, the music of jose james, fake surveys." and now, jay leno!

tonight, jay welcomes -- jerry seinfeld, dallas mavericks owner mark cuban, the music of jose james, and "fun with fake surveys." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

tonight, jay welcomes -- jerry seinfeld, dallas mavericks owner mark cuban, the music of jose james, ke surveys." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: yes, all righty. welcome. yes. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. pope and change. pope and change. pope and change. we have a new pope, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] yes, he is -- he is cardinal jorge mario bergoglio. he is from argentina. and tens of millions -- yes. tens of millions hispanics celebrated the new pope, and that was just here in l.a., okay? that's not even counting -- [ laughter ] no, people all over the world, of course, celebrate differently. in rome, they prayed. in dublin, they sang. in new york, they chugged super sized mountain dews, you know? the big -- [ laughter ] actually, it's pretty exciting. it was a great ceremony. the pope went out on the balcony, and beyonce lip-synched the vatican anthem. did you see that, when she lip -- [ laughter ] thought that was fantastic.

jay: yes! come on here, guys. jose james. nice job, my friend, nice job. as great. >> thank you so much. >> jay: that was great. i want to thank my guests, jerry seinfeld, mark cuban, and of course, jose james. tomorrow night, james franco will be here. but jimmy fallon's happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everyone! that's very, very nice! please sit down. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys, justin timberlake is here! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] he is here, and he will be performing a new song every night this week. [ cheers and applause ] monday is going to be sexy. [ cheers ] tuesday, sexy. [ cheers ] wednesday's going to be really sexy. [ cheers ] thursday, we're going to take a break

jay-z. i want to bring james is into this. sting and i'm sure this is also in the professor's book the fact that jay-z wears a chair guevera shirt. i don't remember him being very nice to black, do you? >> not at all. he was the trigger man. there were thousands of people who were murdered based on guevara working for the previous castro administration. look, the repex from cuba. >> wait a second, guevara to liberate. >> greg: please be quiet. >> and look. >> he fought to liberate the -- >> and when you talk about engagement, and you are talking about the embargo that is a separate conversation. the engagement has to be conditioned upon something. a change in human rights. >> greg: i actually -- i'm all for changing the embargo. what i'm saying is couldn't celebrities do a little bit of homework before they go? i have a feeling beyonce thinks raul castro is a member of santana. i don't think they actually take any effort to know the history. if they did, if jay-z knew about the history of cuba he wouldn't be wearing a che shirt

jay-z and beyonce on an approved trip. >> jonathan, they're not the only celebrities who's gone to cuba. bill murray went in july 2009. james sean penn october 2009. jim baa lucci last march. danny glover, 2011 and '13. the reason they're doing this to jay-z and beyonce is because they've had a close relationship and identity with the president. >> right. >> not because they get upset when celebrities go into cuba. particularly when they've been precleared by the treasury department. this is because they're close to president obama so they can try to use this to smear the president despite this was a cleared trip. >> right. this is selective outrage. it's good that you brought up all those other celebrities who have gone to cuba unremarked. the thing -- and, yes, this is a proxy fight with president obama. it's not that they're just close personal friends of the president and the first lady's. it's that they were big fundraisers for president obama. and, you know, republicans and the right wing and senator marco rubio and the two members from congress, congresswoman ross lateman and diaz ballard, they're trying to make it s

jay carney says officials welcome efforts to persuade leaders to stop their threats. >> we will work with them to get them to abide by obligations. >> a trip that been cancelled to washington. general james thurman was scheduled to testify before congressional committees. he will remain in seoul. >>> new north korean premier has issued a fresh threat against the u.s. and its allies. >> if our supreme commander gives his final order to attack we will throw any invaders into the fire. >> he was speaking at an event. current leader kim jong un did not attend. he praised kim for launching a rocket last december. the international community says the rocket was a long-range missile. the premier says kim has carried on his father's legacy to raise north korea's status. . prime minister benjamin netanyahu says they can only rely on themselves. israelis stopped on monday to pay their respects to victims of the holocaust. he addressed them at a ceremony a day earlier. >> translator: what has changed since the holocaust is our determination and ability to defend ourselves. we won't leave our fate in the hands of others even our closest friends. >> he's said israel is prepared to act unilaterally to

james madison on. it was an appearance that had no connection intrinsic with him. i don't think he holds him any allegiance. i think what jayy says is he has every right to stay away from this. i don't think implickets him at all. what was offensive language used language that ted kennedy had used when the nomination of robert work was announced where he went on this libel against bork, he basically said is he a racist, is he a sexist, et cetera, et cetera. there was an echo of that and gratuity tis statement and complete disgrace. i would put it all on the reverend and not on the president. >> bret: what do you think the state of social conservatives is now given the environment of gay marriage and where we are with the supreme court last week and where it seems to be heading in polls. where do you think, dana, things are? you look around the country and the dichotomy is huge. the states are passing stricter and stricter abortion laws. and, yet, federally, it seems like opinion polls show gay marriage is a different issue entirely. >> which is the beauty of federalism. because, that's the -- states get to decide. and you g