he was modelled after a car owned by "the tonight show" jay leno.y brought the car to the studios for the car show. the private show is considered to be one of the more unusual among the car sets. >> he's got it all, doesn't he? >> he does. >> party of one right here. >> good to be jay leno. "nightly news" is up next. we are back at 6:00.

he was modelled on a car owned by "tonight show's" jay leno. he brought his fiat to the car show. italian for little mouse. fitting for a car that's so small, it has just 12 horsepower. they stumbled on it when it was here a cuplet years ago. >> they didn't know where one was. when they found out we were bringing it, people came out of the woodwork to take measurements and get the sound t. a of work goes into each character more so than i ever knew. >> the private car show is considered one of the more unusual among car people. >> okay. i'm terrible with cars. 12 horsepower means it doesn't go very fast? >> not very fast. >> i'm going to get one for my daughter. >> i don't think there were air bags. >> we're only going 5 miles per hour. >> a 12 horsepower car. >>> we have a mix of fog and sun. everyone on facebook is talking about the weekend festivities in san francisco. we'll let you know what it will be like for the pride celebration and the giants game coming up in a few minutes. >>> people in the north bay will soon hear the sound of freight train whistles for the first time

no. >> you were talking to jay leno. what was that about? tation of jaguar. he's a big car fan. he told me he drove princess diana's old car. we talked politics in the u.s. here's what he had to say. listen. >> bill clinton was the golden age of comedy, george bush, pretty good there. oh, boy. fantastic. and, of course, obama, not so much. >> why? >> he's well spoken and he's serious and he does not seem to have those sort of usual flaws. he reads the teleprompter a bit too much but that's okay. we have sarah palin and some of these other people. i think it's going to be okay. >> and then ali, i asked him which candidate is going to give you the most material on your show snez said definitely sarah palin and he said this, it's not the fire in her belly, it's the air in her head. >> oh! >> ali. ouch! >> it's been a bit of a drought for some of the comedy guys for a while. some of the front-runners in the republican race don't offer a lot of material either. they're sort of lower key. >> right. >> let's see what happens. zain, good to see you.

like if i was jay leno, i'd be, like, what are you talking about? why in five years?n't make sense to me. >> which is exactly what happened i think. >> yeah. but that right there, for me, i would be, like, that's an insult. to me. >> do you blame jay for anything that happened? >> no. i don't blame jay. i feel bad for conan because he wanted had his shot at "the tonight show" and i don't know if he got a fair shake. if he did, i don't know if he did. it's just too hard to say because he wasn't around -- he didn't get that much of a chance. >> i find it sad that those two guys no longer speak at all. >> i find it sad that no one speaks. i find it sad when pink floyd doesn't speak. i find it sad when simon and garfunkel don't speak. really? what is the deal. go sing "sounds of silence." it's going to kill. >> who do you feel most competitive towards? when you look at ratings or the publicity they're getting and think, that's annoying me? >> brad pitt. i hate that son of a bitch. he's so good-looking. he gets the women. he's got the movies. i want to work with terrence m

so it's like the whole conan jay leno thing went down, same thing. i go, my job is not to be serious. my job is to make people laugh and go to bed. my show's on at 12:39 a.m. >> i love that. >> eastern time. >> i love that. >> it's like the weirdest time. tivo it if you don't watch the show. d.v.r. it if you can. if you have a v.c.r. good for you. >> when the offer came in, at 12:01. it's not even tonight. it's past tomorrow. >> tomorrow's show. exactly. they said to me, would you mind moving an hour later? i go, yeah, of course. what time am i on now? are you kidding me? i'm basically on like 3:00 in the morning. i'm on against the slop chop commercials. >> i ask everybody about jimmy fallon. great guy. they think you're a great guy. why weren't you that popular? >> i don't know. i don't think i had the -- i don't know. i never had the -- i didn't want to go with the crowd. i just wanted to do my own thing. so i mean, i'd be friends with you and i'd be friends with some head banger burnout kid, you know, sitting next to a truck drinking 151 i'd be l

jay leno. >>> the bay area, some of the most successful eligible bachelors in the country, right? but fancy degrees don't come with street smarts on how to appeal to women. that's why new boot camps led by so-called pickup artists are popping up around the bay area. vicki nguyen shows us. >> how you dress. how you behave. and how you smell. >> reporter: it's three days and two nights of intense raining, run by the abcs of the attraction. we agreed to hide the men's faces. in the world of swagger and seduction, a how-to workshop doesn't scream sexy. >> the fact that guys say, i want to learn to do that. >> reporter: along with the wingmen and women, jones takes the men through charts, graphs, scripts and exercises. >> stand your grounds. >> hi. >> okay. >> reporter: it's a technical approach to a social skill that appeals to these book-smart bachelors. a typical student is a college grad with a six-figure salary. >> no girlfriends in high school. barely any dates in college. i was awkward. >> reporter: chi is a boot camp graduate. he says so many bachelors look great on paper. but

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eye jay leno heads across the pond to london to talk about american politics. >> bill clinton was thee of comedy. doesn't get any better than that. george bush, pretty good there! oh, boy, fantastic! >> what about leno have to say about president obama? hear what he told our zain verjee and how zain fired back. (screams) when an investment lacks discipline, it's never this obvious. introducing investment discipline etfs from russell. visit russelletfs.com r a prospectus, containing the investment objectives, risks, charges, expenses and other information. read and consider it carefully before investing. oh, just booked a summer vaycay. ooo. sounds pricey? nah, with the hotels.com summer sale, you can find awesome deals for places nearby. interesting... wow, i'm blown away. you look great. hotels.com summer sale, save up to 30%. and get a free kindle. hotels.com. be smart. book smart. >>> all right. let's hit showbiz headlines. "the voice" wrapped its first season last night. >> the winner of "the voice" is javier colon. >> the vote was super close. only 2% separating javier and his ru

jay leno has already joked about kentucky and the ark on his monologue on at least two different occasions >> but phelps's biggest concern isn't kentucky's image. it's the message the theme park will send to the state's high school and college students. >> almost every year here in kentucky we have attempts to get laws enacted into the state legislature that would promote creationism, and right now outside of the larger cities a lot of students aren't learning very much about evolution. the textbooks soft-peddle it. the teachers tend to avoid the subject basically for fear of offending people, and the creation museum and the ark park can only make this worse in kentucky. >> so in other words they only want their particular vw presented. they want their view of millions of years and evolution and there's no god presented. they really don't want someone like us having the freedom to present this particular position. >> ham has not minced words in his views of mainline churches that don't espouse a literal translation of the creation. >> yes, i would say that churches aren't doing their job i

personal disappointment from last year when he was pumped from the "tonight show" by returning host jay leno. >> nichy famously said whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. what he failed to stress is that it almost kills you. what he should have said is whatever doesn't kill you makes you watch a lot of cartoon network and drink mid-priced chardonnay at 11:00 in the morning. >> o'brien said what he learned from the loss of his dream job is that dreams can change and when they do, they can lead to something challenging and freeing and fulfilling. and from now on, please call him dr. o'brien. >> that's fun. >>> that's going to do it for us tonight. join nightly news with brian williams next. he has the sit-down interview with bono and the edge from u2. >> see you at 6:00. bye-bye.

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jay leno is next. >>> viewers reacted strongly to our editorial saying californians should pay $38 a person to save higher education. julia, yes, it's unfathomable colleges turning away 100,000 aspiring students. the value of an educated population far exceeds $38 a year. hillary, layoffs are a shortsighted solution that will cost us far more in the future. others are adamant there's a bigger problem. it's out of control spending on government employees and their pension plans. we've overcommitted ourselves to paying our ridiculous sums of money for menial work with generous benefits. cap the health and retirement benefits of all public workers. and gary, a department of ays sv so much waste and corruption it disgusts me. thanks to all, and join the

and as a result, this movie has more new cars in it than jay leno's garage, and you'll also have to buyhese toys for your children. you may need to take a second mortgage on your house. what this movie lacked for me is heart, which is something i have come to expect from my pixar movies. it made me really sad. >> there was a lot of fun in the first one. >> you can't win every single time, but for some people, there's larry the cable guy using a bedet, it kind of failed the gray greg emissions test because it stinks. i gave it a d. >> that's bad. maybe you'll give the "bad teacher" a good grade. let's check it out. cameron diaz, justin timberlake. "bad teacher" let's take a look. >> you should been teaching, i can't think of anyone less suited to being a teacher. >> i don't need a black board or a classroom to set an example. so stupid. morons! >> hey, elizabeth, want to grab a bite sometime? >> are you still a gym teacher? >> i am. >> well then, no. >> cool, awesome, great. >> from now on, my full-time job is finding a guy who's going to take care of me. >> elizabeth halsey. is that a y

i will help you out, jay. [ as jay leno ] "denim and gas?"cheers and applause ] it'll be fine. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you -- people who always pick truth when you're playing truth or dare. why didn't you just ask to play what you really wanted. therapy. [ laughter and applause ] "well, the truth is --" ♪ thank you -- wine opener, for starting off looking like a guy who was like, "where's the party man, i'll come?" but ending up with one of the guys like, "whew-hoo, i'm wasted! look at size of my curly ding-dong. whoo-hoo!" [ laughter and applause ] curly ding-dong. >> steve: curly ding-dong. >> jimmy: i don't know. he said it. >> steve: he said it? >> jimmy: he says, "whoo-hoo," yeah. >> steve: he said, "whoo-hoo, take a look at my curly ding-dong." >> jimmy: yes, that's correct. [ laughter ] >> steve: just checking. just making sure. >> jimmy: god bless him. [ laughter ] that's what he said. >> steve: yeah. that's what he said. that's what he said. you didn't say that. >> jimmy: that's what that person said. that person said that. i overheard

so rather than have a color code system that no one paid attention to, except maybe jay leno or david letterman, instead of that, to have a system where we presume that the base level of risk to our country now incorporates ongoing risk. our base level is higher than it was wired to 9/11. we assume that in our base level. then if there is specific or credible information about a threat, that base level can be elevated or in certain circumstances described as imminent. when we do that, it can be limited by geography, by sector, it could be limited in any number of ways, and importantly under the system, and the warning given inspires on its own after two weeks -- expires on its own after two weeks unless it needs to be continued. that is important for a very practical reason. once someone raises a threat level, it is very difficult to take an intentional act to bring it down. what you have a as an ever- increasing pilot levels and no one pays attention anymore. -- ever-increasing pile of levels and no one pays attention anymore. this will be more relevant to people's situation. and up

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jay leno, i will say this, called me up and said i heard you were unhappy with some things.g by it. it was showbiz. >> haven't you and i and lots of people in the news business done this with celebrity breakups. >> i never liked it. we did it because we do it. >> did it on "larry king live." >> we did it. the public is enthralled with it. i never felt comfortable, unless, unless, there is a proviso, you were a paid public official. if we are paying the collective salary of congressman weiner, we have a right to this. if it's a movie actor or larry king or howard kurtz or anybody, i don't think it's anybody's business. >> if you felt uncomfortable, why did you do it? competitive reasons? >> competitive reasons. you work at cnn. i don't own the camera. the producer says we have to cover this. it would be like don't cover this -- i couldn't not not do it. there are other things. you don't like everything you do in this business but you love the business. >> you soy a lot of what appeared in the stab lloyds was not true. there were stories about you and another woman. you didn't

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>> jay leno.y writers, the anthony weiner sexting scandal. it's not just young people sending naughty pictures of themselves back and forth, it seems a growing number of older people are into it now, too. so it's also like the adults needless sons from the kids on this. we've spent so much time telling kids don't do it, now the adults are doing it. let's talk to our kate whiz about this. katie, what's the appeal for sexting for the older crowd? shouldn't they know better? >> you would think so, but it's typically only associated with teenagers, but the numbers are actually pretty fascinating when it comes to adults as well. i want to show you those statistics to hone in on my point here. 31% of those 18 to 29 have received sexts and 17%, 30 to 49 have also received sexts. i've learned a lot this week, according to the aarp, don, seniors are hopping on board the sexting trend. the reason for that, aerd doing to a relationship coach, for aarp, they want to flirt and it makes them feel lively and you

rather than have a color code system that nobody paid attention to, except maybe jay leno or david lettermanw incorporates ongoing risk. our base of all is hired -- base level is hire that was that 9/11. if there is credible information about a threat, the base level can be elevated or described as imminent. when we do that, that warning can be limited by geography, sector, any number of ways. importantly, under the system, any warning given expires on its own after two weeks unless the review of the intelligence suggested need to be continued. that is important for a practical reason -- once somebody raises a threat level, it is difficult to take an act to to bring it down. when you have is an ever- increasing pile of levels. people do not pay attention anymore. the whole idea is to have a system that communicates information that people pay attention to that is relevant to real time situations. finally, the fourth element of the shared responsibility is, if you can see something, say something. something.

rather than have a color code system that nobody paid attention to, except maybe jay leno or david letterman, to have a system where we presume that the base level of risk now incorporates ongoing risk. our base of all is hired -- base level is hire that was that 9/11. if there is credible information about a threat, the base level can be elevated or described as imminent. when we do that, that warning can be limited by geography, sector, any number of ways. importantly, under the system, any warning given expires on its own after two weeks unless the review of the intelligence suggested need to be continued. that is important for a practical reason -- once somebody raises a threat level, it is difficult to take an act to to bring it down. when you have is an ever- increasing pile of levels. people do not pay attention anymore. the whole idea is to have a system that communicates information that people pay attention to that is relevant to real time situations. finally, the fourth element of the shared responsibility is, if you can see something, say something. homeland's security begins wit

he said, someone laughing their jay leno, there you go. i don't know about you, but i don't watch either. but we do have serious problems. someone around the country i have noticed and recognized and felt from people this enormous amount of anxiety. we saw it percolate up in america from the tea party. and god bless the tea party for what they did in this last election. we would not be where we are today without them. we saw it percolate up. we saw in energy. we saw this anxiety, and almost fear and resolve as we face the problems of the country. i tried to put my finger on it. what was it, what was it that really was going on here? i felt maybe it's the economy. maybe it's the fact the economy is horrible and, of course, as a result of the policies of this administration, they have gotten worse and worse and worse. they're saying it won't be a double dip but certainly will not be any v-shaped recovery. it's an almost flat-lined economy. no jobs are being created. why is that? try to climb a hill with barack obama and the rest of the democ

>> she was on the "tonight show" with jay leno and after she wasn't feeling well.ly. >> and she's so young. these kids are so busy, they're in a different city every week. you guys know, you travel a lot for work, it's not easy. imagine being that young and performing. >>>she's extremely grounded compared to so many of the others. she's so close to her family and she's a doll of a young woman. i hope she stays, real solid. >> i think she will. i think she will. she seems different. she does seem a bit different from some of the others. >> and jennifer aniston was hospitalized with food poisoning. >> it was food poisoning. we're happy that ittwasn't anything more serious than that. she's okay as well. good news forrher she just signed a $1 million book deal. star. >> the book agent? >> yes. i don't even know if we should go to this. but what happened to our friend, flo rida, hoda woman? >> a llttle driving under the influence, you know, did you hear about this? >> we heard. >> and the worst is he was in a $1.7 million car. uh-huh. and so -- >> what car costs that mu

he said, someone laughing their jay leno, there you go. i don't know about you, but i don't watch either. but we do have serious problems. someone around the country i have noticed and recognized and felt from people this enormous amount of anxiety. we saw it percolate up in america from the tea party. and god bless the tea party for what they did in this last election. we would not be where we are today without them. we saw it percolate up. we saw in energy. we saw this anxiety, and almost fear and resolve as we face the problems of the country. i tried to put my finger on it. what was it, what was it that really was going on here? i felt maybe it's the economy. maybe it's the fact the economy is horrible and, of course, as a result of the policies of this administration, they have gotten worse and worse and worse. they're saying it won't be a double dip but certainly will not be any v-shaped recovery. it's an almost flat-lined economy. no jobs are being created. why is that? try to climb a hill with barack obama and the rest of the democ

[laughter] jay leno, there you go. i got the leno-versus coana. -- conan.avel around the country i have recognized from people this enormous amount of anxiety. we sell it percolate up in america from the tea party, and god bless the tea party for what they did in this last election. we would not be where we are today without - [laughter] -- [applause] we saw this fear, but yet resolved to confront the problems that face this country. i try to put my finger on what was it, what was it that really was going on here? maybe it is the economy, the fact that the economy is horrible and as a result of the policies of this administration they have gotten worse and worse and worse. we're now looking at -- they say it will not be a double the, but it will not be any type anyv- shaped recovery. the jobs are being created. tried to climb a hill with barack obama and the rest of the democratic caucus on your shoulder. it is incredibly -- it is unbelievable how much this administration has done in a very short period of time to just crush the american entrepreneuriali sp

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