. >> sean: do you remember hugh grand was on jay leno after his -- -- hugh grant was on jay leno, after dating liz hurley. he looked at him and asked, what the hell are you thinking? what the hell are you thinking off to meet your girlfriend after you promised your wife you weren't going to go. >> you don't know the conversation i had with my wife. >> sean: i'm going based on her book. >> but any way, i simply go back to there are things you are going to make a mistake on in life satan goes from the great tempter to the great reminder. i haven't done an interview for two years. you hideout in a cave. i've been down on our farm, working down there you don't want to stick our head out because you fear it will get chopped off again. the reason i'm back on this is because i've had -- i was the first governor to reject the stimulus package. >> sean: you were tea party before tea party. >> i think i have something to say tied to the economy and where headed many tied to this debt and deficit debate. >> sean: i promise this is my last question. i'm really serious. because i think governor, one

i'm having a hard time eye go back to jay leno. it's amazing to me, you have this gift that you offered. i just can't get over this. i am going to give you one last chance to answer this -- what were you thinking? you're so smart when you are doing these things with your upbringing and values. you are very well-read man. you are very intelligent. have you a great track record. i don't get t. i am having a hard time understanding you. i want to give you one last chance to tell us what you have learned in two years. i am serious. >> i think we covered that on the personal front. i will go back to -- welcome to the human race. which is, there are going to be conflicts in every one of us as human beings. >> how do you explain it away? you explain an economic theory, quoting books from the 1800s and if 1776. i am listening to you, i think you are a brilliant man with a great governorship. and it's like, this guy -- you can't explain how you made ridiculously crazy decisions. >> i fell in love. not right. not the way to do t. i fell in l

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no one was hurt and as far as we know, the bull is oklahoma too. >>> comedian jay leno slammed into the. tell us what you really think. tell s us what you think. >> only 24% of americans want to see members of congress serve. >> two-year term. others wan't to see them serve a 20 years to life term. >>> and president obama said the downgrading of our credit rating should give america a new sense urgency. when was this not urgent? the only people who don't think it's urgent are the congressmen who went on a five-week vacation. can we get their ass back here? can we go back and fix it? >> oh, a lot of people saying amen, brother. >>> we keep talking about wall streets ups and downs but let's talk about your money, your bottom line. if you got sick right now, could you afford the medical bills? a lot of americans say they cannot. we'll talk about that. first today's business man special. ipad covers made from the pants of bernie madoff. that's coming up in 60 seconds. well-being. we're all striving for it. purina cat chow helps you nurture it in your cat with a full family of excellent nutr

jay leno is proposing a closeout sale on washington.e's the punch line. >> there's one thing politicians in congress hate, it's being told what to do by the people who put them there. you know? corporations pay good money for these congressmen, they shouldn't have to listen to a bunch of idiotic voters. exactly! as they say in washington, if it ain't broke, it will be by tuesday. if this debt limit thing isn't lifted, president obama's going to switch to plan b -- a nationwide going out of business sale, everything 50% off. all government buildings, all parts, everything must go. >>> time for your political ticker with tim farley, host of "morning briefing" on sirius xm live from washington. good morning, tim. you know, a lot of fanfare about this deal that they reached last night and probably eight minutes passed before you were hearing from fiscal conservatives that some of them won't support it. and then from liberals that, well, maybe they won't support it either. this debt deal, is it going to get through? >> i don't know, but does

i'm having a hard time eye go back to jay leno.to me, you have this gift that you offered. i just can't get over this. i am going to give you one last chance to answer this -- what were you thinking? you're so smart when you are doing these things with your upbringing and values. you are very well-read man. you are very intelligent. have you a great track record. i don't get t. i am having a hard time understanding you. i want to give you one last chance to tell us what you have learned in two years. i am serious. >> i think we covered that on the personal front. i will go back to -- welcome to the human race. which is, there are going to be conflicts in every one of us as human beings. >> how do you explain it away? you explain an economic theory, quoting books from the 1800s and if 1776. i am listening to you, i think you are a brilliant man with a great governorship. and it's like, this guy -- you can't explain how you made ridiculously crazy decisions. >> i fell in love. not right. not the way to do t. i fell in love. >> that's

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like if i was jay leno, i'd be, like, what are you talking about? why in five years?doesn't make sense to me. >> which is exactly what happened, i think. >> yeah. but that right there, for me, i would be, like, that's an insult. to me. >> do you blame jay for anything that happened? >> no. i don't blame jay. i feel bad for conan because he wanted his shot at "the tonight show" and i don't know if he got a fair shake. if he did, i don't know if he did. it's just too hard to say because he wasn't around -- he didn't get that much of a chance. >> i find it sad that those two guys no longer speak at all. >> i find it sad that no one speaks. i find it sad when pink floyd doesn't speak. i find it sad when simon and garfunkel don't speak. i go, really? what is the deal? go sing "sounds of silence." everyone loves it. it's going to kill. >> who do you feel most competitive towards? who do you look at when you look at ratings or the publicity they're getting and think, that's annoying me? >> brad pitt. i hate that son of a bitch. he's so good-looking. he gets the women. he's g

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is the most bad ass now on television he if you watch the whole model he manages to call out and jay leno in the same monologue those are the two greatest evils in america right now so i mean if he doesn't look scared he just does of course is the dear boy he's like totally used to people hating him i mean honestly like you think that jihadists are the only ones that want to even letterman nine and two thousand and eight somebody sent him an envelope full of anthrax people like him he's used to it it's nothing no never going to it was a pretty women out there i think they don't like him either i mean we are not are you going to wrap it up thanks so much for joining me tonight and thank you for tuning into makes me think back tomorrow attorney and former cia officer jack rice is the reality show discuss the latest developments in libya now in the meantime don't think it's within the span of a lot of snow on facebook and of follow us on twitter and if you missed any of tonight's show any other nights you can always talk about it. plus we're on the shelf after next is adam versus the way. a

is the most bad ass man on television he if you watch the whole model he manages to call out and jay leno in the same monologue those are the two greatest evils in america right now so i mean that because he looks scary he just doesn't know or isn't acceptable or he's like totally used to people hating him i mean honestly like you think that jihad is so the only ones that once even letterman go on in two thousand and eight somebody sent him an envelope full of anthrax people like him he's used to it it's nothing no never going to it was a quite a few women out there i think don't like him either and you know never got to get are you guys going to wrap it up thanks so much for joining me tonight and thank you for tuning innovations that tomorrow attorney and former cia officer jack rice is going to be on the show because that's the latest developments in libya now meantime because it's become a fan of the a lot of show on facebook and follow us on twitter and if you missed any of tonight's show any other nights you can always talk about that. plus your money show up next is adam vs the man

that would be a loss for america's free speech and a win for jay leno. >> you raise a good point. david letterman doesn't do that kind of comedy. that's the weird thing about it. he is not edgy. he is not "south park." i never have seen him say anything that would be like seen as dangerous. his targets are sarah palin. >> and stupid pets. they had it coming. >> because they are stupid. >> what about letterman though? these people are always coming after letterman. >> yeah, that crazy stalker. >> nobody goes after jimmy kimmle, have they? >> neither have been sleeping with their interns. that's why there is no stalker. >> there is a strange kind of karma. here is the thing, kailey, cbs has taken this stuff and scrubbed the web. t shouldn't he go on tv and mock it? >> absolutely. >> deal with this stuff with humor rather than hide it. >> definitely. he needs to be humorous in response. expose the hypersensitivity drawing on what you said. it is crazy. you do one thing and they are out to behead you. rather than apologizing he should absolutely go on. >> he is not going to apologize.

jay leno had a thing or two to say. >> remember a movie in america, "rise of the planet of the apes."ing. we can go to aa plus to fu. that's how bad it got. it gets worse. today england, italy and greece befriended us on facebook. bad day for the stock market. down over 600 points. let's see how the e*trade baby reacted to the news. that's not good. >> all right. could this debt crisis turn into a housing crisis? christine romans will deal with that in 60 seconds. and which countfour companies h better credit rating than the united states? we'll tell you that after the businessman's special. thy fiest. thy fiest. gotta love the protein for muscles-- whoo-hoo! and omega-rich nutrition for that shiny coat. ever think healthy could taste so good? [ woman announcing ] new beneful healthy fiesta. at exxon and mobil, we engineer smart gasoline that works at the molecular level to help your engine run more smoothly by helping remove deposits and cleaning up intake valves. so when you fill up at an exxon or mobil station, you can rest assured we help your engine run more smoothly while leavin

remember this from jay leno. he holds nothing back when it comes to the so-called mama grizzlies. >> republican congresswoman michele bachmann now under fire for claiming the founding fathers eliminated slavery. well, and sarah palin, she is upset. sure, another female republican out there, trying to steal the dumb vote. oh! >> politics is rough for both women and men. just how rough, though, may depend on your gender. so the talk back question today, are republican women unfairly criticized because they're women? facebook.com/americanmorning. facebook.com/americanmorning. we'll read your comments later this hour. >> that should take my mind off all the discussion about the stock market. bring it on, i want to hear. >> coming up ahead on "american morning," more on the growing unrest we were talking about in britain. there have been more riots in london, fires, it's now spreading to other major cities. prime minister david cameron has addressed the media. we're going back to london for some interpretation of that

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. >>> something to get you laughing, jay leno isn't done making fun of the last-minute debt deal thatappy we didn't default? >> yes. >>ee, see, people cheer. that's how low our standards are now in this country. avoiding a disaster is now an accomplishment. we used to go to the moon. remember that? now we're like we crashed the car but it didn't explode, yeah, high five, high five. yeah! i tell you something, you can tell this bill that president obama signed was not popular with the democrats either. because he signed it in private. ever notice? it wasn't one of the big photo-ops in the rose garden. this time there was no photographer at all. obama had to press the timer and run back to his desk. >>> first today's get smart question, how many americans check facebook every day? think carefully about this one. 32%, 52% or 72%? the answer after this quick break. it's 34 minutes after the hour. hey, the new guy is loaded with protein! really? 25 grams of protein. what do we have? all four of us, together? 24. he's low fat, too, and has 5 grams of sugars. i'll believe it when i--- [ both

. >> provided a lot of material for the gridiron dinner and for jay leno and -- >> sean: i used to use a joke on the stump too. the reason alan colmes left was because i gave him an all expense hunting trip with you. >> we kept track of some. some were good. it was the event itself for me was devastating. one of the most difficult things i ever had to go through. but it was my fault. and i wished it hadn't happened. >> sean: coming up, vice president cheney explains why the biggest mistake the kerry-edwards mistake made was making his wife lynn angry. that and much more, straight ahead. [ whispering ] ok, here's your room key, the crib is already there. great. thank you so much. [ male announcer ] we provide great service, so you can stay you. holiday inn express. stay you. [ tv announcer ] today's trivia question -- what's the hardest play in baseball? the unassisted triple play. the unassisted triple play. [ male announcer ] stay smart and book smart. book early and save up to 20% at any holiday inn express. stay you. book early and save up to 20% at any holiday inn express. diabetes

i'm going to let jay leno do the explapg on this one. >> a lot of talk about the possibility of a double-dipou know what that is? maybe this will help. >> and now a video met fa for for a double dup recession. this overturned car carriers represents the struggling u.s. economy. the cars inside are the american workers trying to get back on their feet. this tow truck is the federal reserve giving the economy a boost. there we go, it's all better. but then the stock market plu e plunges and we have a double dip. >> that was very effective. look who's here. it's my friend pete. he's comedian, host of stand up with pete on sirius. good to see you, my friend. >> i'm mad at you because you keep saying that we're now aa+. my question for you is, just because standard & poor's want one of the credit agencies says we're aa+ does that mean we should be calling ourselves double a and should i put my money in luxen boring or wait until the end of the year. >> you are what you are, don't let other people define you, except other people will try to define us because they're running for elections. what do

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here is jay leno. >> moody, that investment company says we've raised the debt ceiling they may stillwhat? culp given how bad our credit is, president obama asked china for another lofig);)39úsp >> that is your last call and we're closing down shop. thanks for joining us tonight. we'll see you tomorrow and eastern2ebm+uo+ for 2012 presidl candidates joining us from iowa. go to greta wire.com. i'm putting up an open thread right after the show.

comedian jay leno has some news on the supercommittee. your punch line. >> they're putting to the a so-called supercommittee to deal with this debt problem. you know, look, i'm no expert on the topic. but really? these are the best financial minds you could come up with? take a look. >> senate majority leader harry reid's office has announced his pick for a bipartisan congressional super committee. nbc's tracie potts is in washington for us with more on that. tracie, good morning. >> lynn, hi. good morning, everyone. he gets to pick three, and he's done it, and here they are, all three are experts in taxes and finance, wesley snipes of new york, nicolas cage of california, and willie nelson of texas. >> all right. time now for your political tickle with tim farley host of morning briefing from washington. you're in washington? >> yes, indeed, i am, sir. >> were you at the debate? >> no, i was covering it here. i was anchoring coverage from the studios. the megaplex here in washington, d.c. >> what do you think? >> you know, you go into th

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she's crazy about jay leno. jay, you've got a big fan. here you go.0 years old. loves to play the saxophone. he and mr. clinton ought to get together. happy man. we love him. happy birthday to you, sir. and we have mae weiss of delta, colorado. 106. loves to go to church. contributes her longevity to eating lots of veggies and. fruits. good for you. gwen zischke, state college, pennsylvania. 100 years old. loves to play bridge and sew. makes fruit pies and i bet she uses large crusts. that makes it the best. and angelina maher. 100 years old today. and can speak three different languages. that's it, that's all. and now back to new york. >> all right, willard. thank you so much. coming up next, just how healthy are hot dogs? everything you need to know about the summertime favorites. this is "today" on nbc. ♪ >>> back now at 8:37. this morning on "eat smart today," hot dogses, quintessential summer food, americans eat them by the billions but how healthy are these favorites? "today's" nutritionist joy bauer is out with a revised best-seller called "foo

you don't want jay leno, he asks last year in one of his monologues, deep fried butter on a stick soundeds going to ask anybody what it tastes like but he heard all the people that had it had died. don't try that. but the best new thing this year is cranberries on a stick dipped in chocolate. you guys would like that. >> that sounds good. huh? >> if it's special dark chocolate -- >> i want to go to wisconsin. >> thank you, governor. good luck. >> thank you. good talking with you. have a good weekend. >>> up next, the market has gone up and down by triple digits each day this week. what will today hold? business report at the bell with simon hobbs is next. >>> see, it didn't happen because we don't have the capacity to pay our bills. it happened because washington doesn't have the capacity to come together and get things done. it was a self-inflicted wound. that's why people are frustrated. maybe hearing my voice, that's why i'm frustrated. because you deserve better. >>> 36 after the hour. that was president obama discussing the economy and his frustration with congress during a visit to

good morning, jay leno. >> president obama has chosen princeton labor economist alan krueger as the newr is considered an expert on unemployment. you know, these days a lot of people are experts on unemployment. ok? how about getting a guy who is an expert on employment. why don't we get that guy? that's the guy we need. have i got a surprise for you! [ barks ] yeah, it's new beneful healthy fiesta. gotta love the protein for muscles-- whoo-hoo! and omega-rich nutrition for that shiny coat. ever think healthy could taste so good? [ woman announcing ] new beneful healthy fiesta. aren't getting enough whole grain. but actually, it's never been easier to get the whole grain you want from your favorite big g cereals. from cheerios to lucky charms, there's whole grain in every box. make sure to look for the white check. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] the most headroom per dollar of any car in america. the all-new nissan versa sedan from $10,990. innovatiosized. innovation for all. with aerizon mobile hotspot, you can connect up to 5 wifi devices to the internet with lightning-fast verizon 4g lte spe

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the blogosphere is waking up to roseanne barr's big announcement on "tonight show" with jay leno. >>he united states. she's running on the green tea party ticket. and get this, she will make all taxpayers vice president. >>> kim kardashian fans are searching yahoo! for her new perfume. she is going to be wearing a limited edition fragrance when she walks down the aisle in two weeks. and then she will share it with her fans for $100 a bottle. >>> could this be the new justin bieber? teen idol cody simpson is racking up the youtube hits. launching a nationwide tour and will be appearing on our show later today's. ♪ he is just adorable. 14-year-old aussie was discovered on youtube two years ago and since then his videos have been viewed almost 75 million times. seem to have that justin bieber sweep hairdo. 8:04. let's go right back outside to matt and ann. cute kid. >> i smell another big crowd in our future. >> and, you know, they're going to be the people of al roker. you people, right, al? where are you? >> i'm in front of you. right over here. like you could miss me in this jacket.