jay, you, too. this girl could be the one. then i'm out of your hair forever. pool party, mom. dress accordingly. (grunting) can you help me reach that box of cereal? ugh. hey. you're mitzi rothize you from your ads. smokin', right? i'm luke dunphy. my dad's phil dunphy. i'm sorry. why do you hate him so much? it's just business, kid. it's not personal. well, it's personal to us. i've never seen my dad so worried before. i have this spy pen, and i heard him talking to my mom, and he's scared about paying for my sister's college next year. and i guess he's nervous about some kind of party, because he said there's a big balloon payment. anyways, he's like the best dad ever, so maybe you could be a little nicer to him. there you are, buddy. check it out. they're giving away free jelly beans. hey, mitzi. dunphy. you have a very nice kid there. he's mine. (children shouting playfully) hey, so i was thinking after, uh, little fizbo, we could do the ladder bit. ah, crap. i forgot the ladder. you know what? i'll remember it next weekend. what's next weekend? we got a town fair in thousand oaks and a birthday party in pasadena. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. i-i can't do that. w-what do you