there's former first lady melania with her husband, jean valtrex. [ laughter ] i can think of no better to kick off another trump campaign than with "les miserables." it's a musical about a criminal with a hot daughter who gets away with it in the end. [ laughter ] should have said "spoiler alert." whatever the soundtrack, trump is waddling for president again. you know, he hasn't actually conceded the last election yet. if he won that, if he beat joe biden in 2020 as he constantly says he did, he shouldn't even be allowed to run. he's termed out now, that's eight years. [ cheers and applause ] one of the reasons trump is running again is to try to slow down the many, many criminal investigations he's at the center of right now. basically a bank robber on the run from the cops and the white house is a dumpster behind an arby's he's trying to hide in. he gave a weird, rambling speech with so many false statements, it makes you wonder where he's even getting them. i don't know if he's making them up. he bragged about many imagined accomplishments and seemed especially proud that he never