jedediah? >> yes. >> andy was pointing out as he was starting to ask you a question, are you a woman. you believe in astrology. you noy what, he is right. according to a recent study, 75% of astrology readers are women. >> that doesn't surprise me. as i am in the nail salons and the beauty parlors as my tbrapped ma used to -- grandma used to say i see a lot of people reading that. and my mom calls me and says this is what is happening to you. >> when you are at the nail salon do you bump into bill? >> all the time. but he is in the pedicure area. >> it is called being a pices. it has nothing to do with my masculinity. >> you are not a pices. >> i am an aquarius. >> i am an aquarius too. >> i am a sheep. >> do you have a handgun that i can shoot myself with? you know what, another part of the study shows a third of americans -- this will make you puke, a third of americans believe in astrology. >> my favorite part of the original is astrology, not to be confused with astronomy. >> it is true. th

it here we go. >> jedediah? >> this is obviously a segment where you go to the bathroom outside and use it to fertilize the soil. >> that's exactly what i was going say, actually. >> i thought that's where you get your material. >> he stole it from me. >> no, from the toilet. >> this is a new -- this is an art exhibit of some kind. it is an outdoor art installation where ultimately you sleep outside as a homeless person because that's what you do. >> this is the ground breaking ceremony for the new trap. >> i cannot believe you users miss that. >> it is attracted to porcelain toilets. >> i need to absolve myself from this. that was my home. i just got out of my bathroom there. >> my guess was it was just a ribbon cutting ceremony for new ribbons. the toilet happened to be there by disefnlt the correct accident is the world's largest public toilet opened in japan. it is a glass [cubical|cubicle] [cubical|cubicle] -- cru bicle toilet. i need to watch them go to the bathroom outside. >> the cameras are water proof.

jedediah be law -- jedediah bila talks about her new food. >> and why is mario living like a proper. more poshtsly who is -- more importantly who is mario? >>> a terror group released a training guide for would be western recruits which offers helpful advice like, quote, if you feel terrified, close your eyes and imagine yourself inside paradise. entering its magnificent gates. imagine glancing at your beautiful palace. think of your virgins that are awaiting you. i didn't know what that word meant. it, woulded for me. the manual written in english by a u.s.-raised propaganda who is now dead suggests new members condition themselves for terror camps in yemen and elsewhere by going a week without electronics and talking above a low voice or leaving the apartment. basically you act like andy levy. a joke i wrote before i havered the pre game report which he used himself. let's discuss -- >> lightning rooooouuunnnnnnddt. lightning round. jay terry, you are as close -- >> terry you are as close to an expert as we get around here. the guy recommends some recruits stay home and attack amer

jedediah, i want you involved to keep him quiet for awhile. romney, there was a guy from new york magazine saying romney could never pull off a night like this. do you think america cares? >> i think america does care. i don't particularly care if my president is entertaining or likable as a person. i care about his policy. but when people go to vote, they vote on like ability. you ask voters what they think of president obama and more than half say i like him. he is a great guy. most say we don't agree with hi policy, but he sold hope, change and yes we can because people were care charizmatic and they thought he was a cool guy. when he sang -- >> have i to go quick. you have 10 seconds, bill. >> why do they keep doing this? can't the president be like, i'm done. this is stupid. i never want to do this again. >> i greaty. >> it is a big thing that i wouluse. >> if there was footage of fdr getting poked, there would be no respect for the guy. >>> coming up, is it possible to tickle a man to death? terry save ford dissses this -- terry stafford

. >>> coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" return appearances from the great anthony and jedediah> and maxine. >> that is the female version. >> love the recipes. >> lori, how is everything going on the 1:00 p.m. hour? >> how are we dismog. >> great. >> that's how it is going. >> keith, upcoming shows? >> stress factory in new brunswick, new jersey. >> elizabeth, white house in the catholic church, they have been going up and down on the man -- mandated birth control. >> my mother said yes, right. mine is nudity. >> what a loving family. >> sharp and funny. >> back to you, michael. >> thank you very much. a very special thanks to lori roth man, bill schulz of course, keith, welcome and great first show. and the wonderful liz mcdonald. that does it for me. i'm mike baker and see you next time. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> senator kennedy and his family has a multiple real estate empire across this country. senator, i'm sure that you know your workers part time employees don't have health insurance there, don't you? [cheers] >> bill: back in 1994 mitt romney reall

. >>> coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" return appearances from the great anthony and jedediah> and maxine. >> that is the female version. >> love the recipes. >> lori, how is everything going on the 1:00 p.m. hour? >> how are we dismog. >> great. >> that's how it is going. >> keith, upcoming shows? >> stress factory in new brunswick, new jersey. >> elizabeth, white house in the catholic church, they have been going up and down on the man -- mandated birth control. >> my mother said yes, right. mine is nudity. >> what a loving family. >> sharp and funny. >> back to you, michael. >> thank you very much. a very special thanks to lori roth man, bill schulz

tomorrow on the next "red eye" terry save ford and jedediah bila and jaime weinstein. back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. jonathon, a big day coming up? >> i do. getting married in a couple week's time to the most beautiful woman in the world, chelsea edwards. there will be a lot of alcohol and a lot of guns and blindfolds. >> you are gorgeous. don't say that. >> still waiting on the old invitation, by the way. >> it is in the mail, of course. >> good. anna, are you now on twitter? >> i am. i joined like two weeks ago. please follow me. it is anna underscore gilligan. and i will come up with something interesting to read about. >> are you listening to a tiny phone? >> i'm sorry. my earpiece is not fitting. >> tell your mom you will call her back. >> it is the only way i can hear you. i apologize. >> joe, do you have upcoming show? >> tuesday and thursday i am in new york city and friday at the red oak in has mutt, new jersey. follow me on twitter, joe devito comedy for more information. >> okay then. back to you, greg.

he is a columnist for amack and author of outnumbered, jedediah bila. start with you, you didn't like the topics i chose -- >> no, no. >> sean: you got cut back one segment. go ahead, take over. you were whining and complaining by obam a. so go ahead. >> i practice it. >> sean: all right. you were sayingism i think that romney is doing better than anyone thinks. >> sean: i do, too. >> they seem to have gotten their act together a little bit. i thought the recent ad that you showed earlier, the difference between it and the crossroads ad is real people and those people are really hurting. the president to the president on bain, when he attacks. if they take that same modeling and you get into chrysler and things like giving away deals and green energy -- you know, the president's leading with his chin on this. but they have him reeling on the debt. i have never seen him on the offensive. this puts together a message. >> sean: how ridiculous did she he sound. >> he always sounds ridiculous. people want results. and romney does not sound like he's on the d