jedediah, that is not a common name. have you ever dated a guy named jedediah?d jedediah bila would be hard to find. but that would creep me out. somebody calls your name and we both turn around? it is creepy. >> a marriage is about two becoming one, jedediah. look into it. >> i am into maintaining my own identity. >> i guess i won't set you up with my cousin, jedediah bila. >> they should force them to have a new, horrible name. >> i think the divorce papers would be hilarious. >> that would be funny. >> exactly. hildebrand -- bill, there is five or six bill schulzs in new york alone and you dated each one. bill number three, call me. we still have things we need to say to each other. th is not an excuse. something else is going on here. this is not the mid19th century where no one ever traveled. she's from florida. i'm from texas. >> you know what really happened -- >> there are phones. that's not an excuse. >> you are right. you snow what happened? there is a third kelly heldebrandt. it is a love triangle and it is horrible. >> the thing is they can't argue a

look at her. >> jedediah. >> she is my ideal woman. >> jedediah, now will bloomberg's plan help you at all? you have a miserable addiction to the pain pills, the reds, the blues and the pinks. >> i don't even take a tylenol. even certain vitamins scare me. it definitely won't affect me. but people leave the emergency room and then oftentimes go to their medical doctors who prescribe more of the medication. i think the problem is that doctors oftentimes over medicate their patients. it is part of the culture. people want a quick fix. they want to feel better today even though there is often a process to getting well and getting healthy. i don't think thatth is going to happen or affect anything positively. and once again this is a one size fits all approach. now all of a sudden bloomburg, dr. bloomburg can decide that you who may have some kind of injury only needs three days of painkillers. and it is universal. >> is he a doctor? >> no, but he is a nutritionist. >> there are probably a lot of dr. bloomburgs watching, and we want to make it clear we are not be smir ofing them. >> she co

jedediah, how can everyone be above average? there is no such thing as average. >> they are not, but teachers tell them they are. you have great inflation and everyone has to get a star on their test in school. even in one kid wins a medal, now we have to create 30 additional medals so everyone else feels important. it elevates people to a point they don't understand the value of winning and of seizing the prize. >> i keep hearing this myth. >> it is such a lie. >> no, it is true. i used to put stars on everybody's paper. >> well you are part of the problem. >> my kids are in public school. they don't receive medals or cookies or cup cakes or any kind of praise or attention from us, and they are happy in their cages. >> you are missing the point. jedediah said most of her students are jewish and she was an anti-seem might. >> you are a terrible person. >> i condemn jedediah. >> the people at home know. >> i condemn what she did. >> michael, i have a serious question for u.s. as a comedian it must be hard to be awesome because it

the half time report with jedediah bila. she is better than andy. >> the half time report is sponsored by bird watching. the recreational activity where a person observes birds in their natural surroundings. thanks, bird watching. >>> to find out if we have anything wrong, we go to jedediah bila. how are you? >> i am doing well. starting off with -- with an obama impeachment joke, you are a thief. i know you have been stealing my material from the start, and now everyone knows. audience did you see what happens? moving on. dana, you pointed out the flaws in the media reporting, and we are talking about this horrible situation with the football player. does the ap and these mainstream media outlets do they have no shame? i can't fathom this. >> i remember when the john edwards rumors were circulating during their pre mary, and it was said -- during their primary and the national enquirer was said to be on to something. i said is there anything up with this? she said we are trying to follow-up, but we president cay find anythi

jedediah, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, after years of lying to us, lacks armstrong -- lance armstrong has admitted to doping. in an effort to get back in the game he is dying to hear your forgiveness. and a conservative juice bar owner charges liberals a dollar more. is it fair? is it smart? and why do they worry about libertarians. and it has all self-respecting adults sick to their stomach. college students are turning to sugar daddies to pay their tuition. i will not speculate as to what they will give in return. back to you, tom. >> let's welcome our guest. >> i met her back when i was a sports agent in the mid-nineties. she taught me the human head weighs eight pounds. i am here with the children's rights institute and the director of the law fair project. and i met him during my days as a nascar driver. he says no one goes to the outside on turn four, but i did it anywhere. his comedy cd is called image makeover. and i met him in a chicago school after my parents went out of town and he helped mooy

jedediah: like a big gulp.ll you, we understand celebrities, but when you open a newspaper celebrities shot overnight and robbed, happened to be pulled in such as chris brown, so i think jason is spot on with this. >> again, think it is a pretty straightforward question. the security team followed me down the block clai clinton ahed security jurisdiction to question me and security jurisdiction is not even a legal term. they asked for my date of birth. i had to essentially show who i was in order to ask inverted question, but they don't even id the boat. asking a critical question for a prominent politician. stuart: on the screen right now, that is where you are being asked to provide id before you could ask any questions and they followed you down the street. >> they followed me twice for us to question me who i was in the show identification. i asked the n.y.p.d. officers he had jurisdiction, he said he had security jurisdiction which doesn't exist, he can't investigate anything in d.c. and then he followed m

this is not a debate. >> yesterday do dye yaw, you -- jedediah you wrote a book about a liberal.re a conservative woman in new york, probably one of a few. you are in -- well monica crowellly lives here so you are somewhat protected. >> right and i worked in academia where rut odd man out if you are a conservative. the point being made by everyone is true. the gop needs to own the narrative. what we need to do is tip toe around issues. we are afraid to offend. we are afraid to insult. remember when newt gingrich called barack obama the food stamp president? he didn't back down. he said i am calling him a food stamp president because the food stamps have risen. it is not about race. it is about nothing but policy. that's how you own the narrative jie. we wil al get to this side. are you mad at me? he is about to throw the microphone at me. coming up hey do? play worn out race card. you don't believe what we're about to show you. it isn't just the white house trying to cover up the benghazi terrorist attack that left more americans dead. how the media is trying to hide the truth as

charles and jedediah belar, do you think the japanese government would ever loan general motors to buildge that extra tax to build a plant there but what can't give them any money. stuart: this is $1.4 billion, a plan to build an america hiring american people and jobs will be in america. you don't like that? >> the name of the car might be part of the problem. put a leaf against a jaguar you might have a problem. stuart: this is real fast. the monopoly people are holding a poll, they want to get rid of one of their tokens. can you put them on screen which token they have? have we got that? yes please. i can't even see it quite frankly. s shoe, dog, battles it, top hat, iron and something else. can see it. which one would you get rid of? >> the symbol because i can sew a button on a jacket. charles: i would probably get rid of the symbol as well. i like them all to be quite frank. i am nostalgia. stuart: do you know what a symbol is? do you know how to use it? they know what it does? you don't prick your finger, you would get rid of it. masochists. the highlight reel is next. [ male anno

we haveen jedediah all your picture that you have been sending in with your redskins flair, your spirit also encourage to you send in your picture as well, anything, just something different, wearing your jersey at work. maybe how you decked out your home or your man cave. >> or if you have a fancy car. anything like that. we like tattoos but keep it clean. >> tattoos that we can show on the air. >> no additional body parts. >> no extras. keep it aboveboard. >> e-mail them to us at redskins at wttg.com. it will be fun. going to enjoy sunday. >> it looks like slow motion of the car. i just that is just our camera. >> so do you guys have any redskins jerseys? >> i have one. i do at home. >> someone gave me one once. >> i have two. >> i have a portis one. >> who do you have? >> of a he got ken harvey. >> okay. >> and this is old school. rigo, riggins from way back. that was like when i was a teenager. >> you still have that in. >> it is in pretty good -- i used to wear it every day. >> back in the glory days. >> back in the glory days. >> can you washington to before you bring it in. >> i

. >>> coming up on the next "red eye" a return from imus in the morning and jedediah bila and will run from" the daily caller." thomas? >> thanks, andy. sherrod, what is going on with you? >> i am working on a couple projects, but you can catch me at the comedy club all week. >> fantastic. roger, how was nixon's hundredth birthday celebration and are you trying to sober up still? >> i am still sobering up. i have a tatoo of nixon on my back which many, many, many women wanted to see. but the answer was no. it is only guy with a [bleep] on the front and the back. >> and on the head sometimes. >> juliette, where can we find you since you are all over the place? >> oh my god. >> no, stay on her. stay on her. >> what did he say? >> where can we find you? >> i am all over the place. i twitter where i am. that was terrible. >> thanks, andy. >>h

i am here with author and columnist jedediah bila.ther jacket. it is the chief and editor. and it is bill schulz. if comedic genius was skittles he would come in many colors. it is michael ian black. >> that was risque. >> it was. he is the owe co co author of america you sexy beep. and our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> four critics select art work from museums and discuss their varied use of light. what do you make of this intern porch? intern porch? are you sleeping with your eyes open again?

. >> thanks to jedediah bila, bill schulz and will and bernard. that does it for me. see you next time. ain't gettins place. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> what do you do for a living? >> i'm on unemployment. >> are you the only occupier with a leather recliner? >> no, i'm not. >> some officials in hawaii angry with me for reporting on how liberal the aloha state really is we will talk with a congresswoman from honolulu. >> obama never promised women would have seats of significance at the table of power. he just promised that they would have contraceptives and free abortions. >> bill: mike huckabee and some liberals like charles rangel furious with president obama for not hiring nor women in his second term. laura ingraham on that. >> we got to deal with this as a family. together. no matter how it effects anybody financially wise, whatever. >> "time" magazine trying to make new jersey governor chris christie look like a mob boss? >> make him look like tony soprano. i can't wait for that to come home for my kids to see it. >> get to the bottom of tha

and joining me jedediah bila and michael, good to see you i always think of faulty towers, my favorite13 1/2% state income tax they adopted in california, 46% income tax and new obamacare tax and 57, payroll tax, property tax, hidden taxes, 62 to 63 cent out of every dollar he makes taken by the government. is that too much? >> my heart bleeds for him. he doesn't. >> sean: you don't care, do you >> i do. >> sean: and you don't. >> listen, i care-- there are a lot of hard working people out there that don't have any options. >> sean: you know what? >> but and the reality-- >> you don't care you want to take more. >> that doesn't mean that he's not entitled to keep some of his hard earned cash, just because someone might make less than him, it's still his money and because he hands the money over to the government doesn't mean they're going to spend it wisely or they're entitled. >> so his options. >> go to a state like texas go to a state that's not going to take-- >> the day h texas he saves 14%. 14 cents of every dollar, a lot of money. >> florida, alaska. >> sean: i don't blame him.

. >> jedediah, congrats on fnc. bill schulz, joe devito, kennedy that's it for me. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> there will be pundits and politicians and central interest lobbists publicly warning of a tyrannical all out assault on liberty. >> bill: president obama changing america's gun landscape. is it constitutional? is it the right thing to do? and will it protect the folks? we will answer all those questions and senator marco rubio will weigh in. >> i have never doped. >> that's crazy. i would never do that. that's. no. >> the fallout continues over lance armstrong admitting is he a liar and a doper. he has huge legal problems now. and he also has a problem with dennis miller that could be his worst nightmare. >> every time he opens his mouth, i shake my head so rapidly you can blend paint colors in my mouth. >> i agree with you. i am on your side for this [inaudible] not invitation somebody with a gun. >> bill: an it at this gun zealots ambushed and asked a simple question. would they put a