>> see there you go again. >> jed jedediah. jedediah, i remember dodge ball as it wasn't like it was one class of people versus another. i like getting hit by balls. and i like hitting people with ball. >> we read your blog. we know what you are about. >> and then there was dodge ball. >> after that you don't even need me to say anything. >> i am saying that for the most part, yes -- every activity there is a percentage of bullying going on. now we are bullied by the anti-bullying movement. >> that's exactly right. it happens in schools all the time. dodge ball was my favorite sport. i like throwing things at people. it is a hobby of mine. and it toughens kids up a little bit. if you can't stand be hit in dodge ball, how will you fare in the real world? >> that's true. it is a rubber ball. and it never really hurts. it is kind of soothing. except in the groin. by -- >> it is the humiliation factor you have to deal with. if you are that slow kid, and if you are the one they are going to go after you first to get you out first. i

jedediah you call it social commentary.careers by making these kinds of political statements. and he did tweet about a bodyguard, actually. he said my bodyguard -- he said my bodyguard didn't have a gun that could fire x amount of rounds. it is amazing the celebrities can tell us what to do and they can afford a bodyguard with a gun. the average person can't hire somebody to walk around and protect them. they have to protect themselves. >> that's why the membership to ma -- to my militia is open and growing. >> i have hung out with your militia. >> they are fun. >> they are a double barrel of laughs. >> bill, even you who hates guns and gun owners has to agree that carrey's opinions are as edgy as a toilet seat. >> and i have shot way more than you ever have. if it is not funny it gets to die. the problem with getting upset about this and tweeting how upset you are and going on-line and discussing how upset you are, you are giving this guy hits. it is going to be a huge hit this year. and all of those hits on-line, they don

jedediah do they get their point across?i think there is one person who likes the commercial and it is michael bloomburg. he thought this was effective. it is part of his ban smoking campaign. i don't know though. i don't get the whole fart humor usually. all of my male friends get it. i feel like guys are into fart jokes. i never really get it. >> what about the part where her skirt fluttered a little bit. a that is special affects and b, hilarious. >> you couldn't use real farts though. really bad farts don't make noise. >> that's an interesting observation. >> spoken like a healthy eater. >> my house was built on that. >> you are joking. your entire career. rick, are you going to be leading off the newscast? >> i think this woman, this actress needs to fire her agent and meryl streep would never have done a fart-psa. and she will be type cast. she will always be the crazy next door neighbor with the crazy gas problems. >> bill, here is the interesting thing. this video makes a point that banning smoking reveals how many p

and now to jedediah bila. >> how are you guys?ay good. >> all right, well we will start with the pope and dennis rodman. interesting segment. i will go to you, tom, first. tom, you actually suggested you need to be informed on a topic to talk about it on television. come on, tom. >> he was looking at me like a catholic and i thought i should have information. it takes me awhile to come up to speed on the pope. >> i am catholic and we have that guilt about things sometimes. >> the pope and dennis rodman, sounds like a great show with charles nelson riley, doesn't it? >> all right, anne, i have to ask you, when this story broke about the pope, all i kept hearing about was this pope needs to modernize his opinion about things. he is anti-contraception. he is pro life. he is pro traditional marriage. these things are so out of date. what do you say to people when they say that to you? >> i think "the new york times" needs to modernize. i think the polls show that people think they are very much out of step. all of these attacks on the

i am here with author, columnist and fox news contributor jedediah bila. and he is so sharp he moon lights as a chain saw. a lot of moonlighting. he is reason magazine's editor and chief and quite a waiver. and in arizona he is considered a dust pan. he is my sidekick, bill schulz. and if he was a hot air balloon, many would go up inside him. he is one of the authors of the best seller cheats. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. how is this show still on? >> wow. >> do small knives no longer risk lives? the tsa says they are okay along with a bunch of other formerly banned items like sporting equipment and reece witherspoon. on tuesday the agency announced for the first time since 9/11 small blades will be allowed on board airplanes. other newly approved are golf clubs, ski poles poles and lacrosse sticks which i believe are used to get cats out of trees. i am not sure that is a sporting device. it will give them more time to concentrate on the biggest threat, ie, nonmetallic explosives. the flight attendant's union there is no fan of the plan. t

jedediah bila for the post game wrap up. >> tom -- sorry, guys. tom, tell me about your upcoming tour. >> it is choking people up, jedediah. >> i see that. i almost can't sustain it. >> i am touring the whole south going through texas and louisiana and all of those states. you can find the dates on tom shillue.com. >> everyone check it out. anne, i hear you are speaking at auburn. >> yes i am, a week from this friday. or you can see me at cpack with bill the condor. >> thank you. >> we are editing that out. i am writing that down. >> and finally rick where can our viewers watch you this weekend? >> news watch this weekend. it is a show here on fox. >> excellent. i am going to be at cpack also, so everyone come say hello on friday. that's about it. back to you. >> thanks a lot, jedediah. >> thanks to ann coulter and bill not the condor schulz. i'm andy levy. we will see you tomorrow night. tuesday. until then, have a great night. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: [cheers] there is a brand new pope he is he from are argentina. we will tel

. >> jedediah, where can our viewers catch you tomorrow? >> fnc sometime between 9:00 and 11:00 i think. check twitter and i will keep you posted. >> sweet. dan, where are you going? >> i will be a week from saturday at the prestigious jersey city comedy festival. >> it is prestigious. >> back to you, greg. >> where in jersey? >> jersey city. >> are you not even going to say the name of the place? >> it is just -- twitter? it is on twitter. >> these people just don't know how to promote. jedediah, schulz, gavin, jesse, that does it fore moo. i am greg gutfeld. see you next time. off. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> he said everybody write jesus on bold letters. he said everybody put it on the floor. he said stomp on it. >> bill: a college student in florida says he was kicked out of class because he would not disrespect jesus whom he believes is god. and all over the country secular forces are intimidating students. we have a factor investigation. >> the last two presidents could conceivably been put in jail for their drug u

eastern time for "the five" on the next" red eye" we have jedediah bila and anthony kumia. >>> andy, wrap up, tv. you. >> all right. what did you give up for lent? >> alcohol. >> really? >> all of it. >> any upside? >> i have 11 days left. >> i have lost eight pound. >> wow. >> your productivity shoots through the roof. i have one more. everything in new york is suddenly and instabtly 50% off. >> you mean mentally? >> when you get your bill everything is half off. >> i thought you meant the whole city felt off. >> a little of that too. >> at back deer, who is -- ambassador, who is the vice president of "red eye"? he or she is in a sighly disclosed. >> when will you back? >> i will be on your world with neil. >> sounds good. >> delightful, thank you, andy. >> a special thanks to remi spencer and bill shoals and john bolton and bill hemmer. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld and i will see you next time mom. see you back here monday. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> bill o'reilly has labeled several charges at you, sir, and your caucus. so i must ask you now. have you

jedediah bila and kate winslet , and if you will notice, that is the type of ship that god couldn't sinkake it damp and it would rip, but that ship will not sink. >> is that your apartment this. >> i think that was the point of it. >> that's amazing. that is a lot of new yorkers, you have a second home. you have a box downtown and that box is on the eastside. >> i believe the french call it a pier-de-tut. >> it was a pie-de-terry. >>> we will close things up with the post game wrap up. he is our very own titanic. to see clips of recent shows, fox news.com. fox news.com/red eye.

jedediah, schulz, that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. i will stair at you. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> on easter morning peter was off again only now he was the easter bunny. >> bill: a bunch of school districts across the country banning the word easter. that's right, easter. easter bunny, easter eggs all not acceptable. but why? we have a special report and laura ingraham will weigh in. >> i am offended for the people of my district at the university of tennessee having sex week. >> bill: big controversy in the volunteer state over the university paying for student sex week. we will take you to the campus for a debate. >> -- you can have the car and everything that goes along with it it. >> bill: what about the devil? on the heels of the satan bible mini series controversy. what are judeo theologies now teaching about the prince of darkness. >> we make mistakes we call it evil. when god makes mistakes they call it nature. >> bill: caution. you are about to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. >> bill