i'm a jedi!y name was lawrence jordan, and we had a meeting. remember we had that meeting? and lorne wanted to name me boo boo jordan. >> tina: yeah, he was like, "please, you can't call my character -- i don't want to be -- i'll be in the airport and people will be, like, 'boo boo!'" [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: you were gonna be lawrence jordan. then you went to tracy jordan. >> tracy: yeah, i just, i wanted to be tracy so that, you know, people refer to me, you know -- >> jimmy: that's true. like tony danza plays tony in every show he's in. [ light laughter ] >> alec: my favorite -- my favorite was being in a gym in l.a. about three or four years ago -- and she knows this story. and the woman looks up to me and she acts like i know who she is. and she goes "hi. i'm gina." and i go, "hi, how are you? i'm alec." she goes, "i'm gina." and i go, "okay." and she goes, "i was in the '30 rock' porn parody." [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: there was a "30 rock" porn parody? >> alec: y

. >> will is a new jedi master report that seas j.j. abrams will be at the helm of the next "star wars" movie episode seven. it falls "return of the jedi" in the "star wars" chronology. it will be the first produced by disney. announced plans for a star wars trilo trilogy, seven, eight, and nine. disney slated seven for a 2015ment release. j.j. abrams is also behind the "star trek" film "into darkness" which will be out in may. >> i have such high hopes for this. "the star trek" reboot was fantastic. i'm hoping seven is better than one, two, three. i promise we'll pay a lot of attention to this going forward. i think having given the due over the last several months with election and inauguration, we let that overshadow the major news of "star wars." all right, so more than a decade ago the search for missing washington intern chandra levy captivated the nationme. now brand new questions about this murder case coming up. >>> plus, america finally hears from manti te'o, his regrets about that fake girlfriend hoax is straight ahead. ♪ [ s

was seventy two just climbed a unclimbed mountain and skied down and talked to him a lot about the jedi and and i have a lot of friends in their fifty's that i still can't keep up with in the mountains so in my biggest mentors. in their late forty's mid fifty's so i think one thing. things are changing in this world with there used to be a deal where you hit forty and so all your tories and get a new couch that's clearly change and kelly slater's another example of. he's close to forty you know on his way to wins twelve point two hundred fifty i suddenly realized that i couldn't afford as many forces as they could when i was thirty because the baby does the joints and they're the best at the different i mean i mean he you should learn to do that without falling yeah there's no question i am. a. i take a lot less risk that i don't like to fall nearly as much and i'm a different i do wonderful but it's no fun to be with me i don't much different snowboarder thirty seven than i was at seventeen even when i'm still working at fifty seven i'm sure i'll be much different of this no more than

. >> it is the not the return of the jedi bikini. i sensed a disturbance from the force. >> i just can't believe we went so far into geekdom there. do you have a comment on the show? red eye at fox news.com. and do you have video of your animal doing something other than pooping or licking itself because we get videos like that all the time. go to fox news.com/red eye and click on submit a video and we might use it. still to come, the half time report from mike moynihan. >> tonight is pons erred by television, those machines used to measure sound and speech to a distant point. thanks, telephone. >>> let's see if we have gotten anything wrong so far. we go to mike moynihan filling in for andy. >> there is some wrong stuff here. there is a whole segment wrong. let's start with jaime. you made a good point here. you said those are the homes you wouldn't be be roughing. that insurance -- incidentally would be my first response. you mentioned piers morgan. i want to make this about me. piers morgan two days ago on twitter called me a pois

choice that he's going to go follow ben kenobi to sort of pursue a lifetime in the force, to become a jedihe makes that choice in the first third of the movie. >> you must learn the ways of the force, if you are to come with me to alderaan. >> alderaan? i'm not going to alderaan, i've got to get home, it's late, i'm in for it as it is! >> i need your help luke. >> the second movie, luke makes the big choice that he's going to abandon his training and go try to rescue his friends, exactly dead in the middle. >> luke. you must complete the training. >> i can't keep the vision out of my head, they're my friends i've got to help them. >> you must not go. >> but han and leia will die if i don't. >> the third movie, he makes the choice that he's not going to kill his father, the choice that the three movies have been leading up to. and he makes it at the end. and there's this beautiful progressive symmetry, first third, half, final third. and the movies work elegantly. and these are the kind of hidden structures that allow dramas like these to hang together, even if someone doesn't recognize the

also coming up with really desirable vehicles like the jedi doing incredibly well. lori: there are all kinds of new models coming off the assembly line. >> gm has all the new pickup trucks coming out, there's a lot of new product. it is all the way across the board, some great small cars coming out. lori: you see a new ceo for ford this year? >> no. he will stay through 2014. lori: thank you so much. we appreciate your analysis of the automotive industry. okay. keep it right here on fox business as liz claman and david asman talk exclusively with quality of america president. melissa: same-store sales figures for the month of december roll in. retailers fearing for their profits, so how did they actually fair? lauren simonetti has all the details. >> it turned out the final sales week of the holiday shopping season save christmas in the end. you can see december retail sales rose by 4.5%, better than expected and it beat last year's number as well. it was a december trip member for some retail winners. costco the big winner in the group. if you include gasoline sale

it follows "return of the jedi" and will be the first produced by disney, which bought lucas film last year and announced plans for a sequel trilogy. abrams behind the "star trek" reboot. "into darkness" will be out in may. on behalf of "star wars" fans everywhere, thank you. thank you for letting j.j. am rabz direct this. >> christine and i are very happy for you. >> don't pretend are you not excited. >> so excited. but like 20th on my list. not number one as it is for you. let's turn and get back to what we were talking about this morning. senator feinstein's new bill, that she herself is acknowledging likely to face a stiff battle. richard feldman, president of the independent firearms owners association. also author of "ricco che"ricoc confessions of a gun lobbyist. >> good morning. >> what do you not like about what the senator proposed? what doesn't work for you about another assault weapons ban? >> it really is the animal house approach to legislating policy. we outlawed these guns 20 years ago. it didn't work then. why by putting american gun owners on double-secret probation,

abrams is picking up where "the return of the jedi" left off. >> i know there is good in you. >> youn't know the power of the dark side. if you fight, then you will meet your destiny. >> nischelle turner is in los angeles, and i can only hope that mr. abrams will not include jarjar binks. >> you're not a jarjar fan? >> nobody is. >> maybe just me then i'm the one jarjar fan in the history of the universe but you know what? i love this story because if you want to find a director with geek street cred, can't do much better than j.j. abrams and the reports are the force is strong with him, he will be directing a new "star wars" film. from "alias" to "star trek" you know he'll treat the fantasy world with respect. there are usually battle lines drawn between fans of "star trek" and "star wars" j.j. is one of the few directors on each side's short list and everybody is wondering what the new "star wars" film will look like. carol hopes there's no jarjar. under abrams he did a good job with the remaining "star trek" series. i saw someone tweeting as darth vader by the way, warning him not