. >> jerry seinfeld is funny, jeff foxworthy is funny. >> it's one place you shouldn't have quotas ats getting a lot of bad press for this. >> i'm more horrified that you think jeff foxworthy's funny. >> he is. >> what's wrong with you? >> ten years ago that was funny. >> listen. >> i've watched him tear down the house. >> some of the funniest people i can think of, dave chappelle, tina fey, they're women, they're hilarious. >> a great essay in vanity fair, making the case where women aren't funny. it prompted a great response from tina fey and amy poehler. >> what's the name of the woman on "the apprentice." she was a -- >> joan rivers can be funny. >> we need to update you on comedy. >> let's go to bill mahre and his comments about the country music awards and how well basically they need to have a shooting there. watch this? >> now that liberals have forwarded their agenda by inserting a mass gay wedding into the grammys, conservatives must match them tit for tat by having a mass shooting at the country music awards. >> i don't care what he says, i don't want him fired. but liberal

[ laughter ] jeff foxworthy? [ laughter ] janky fawnbush? [ laughter ] jimmy fallon?e. >> really? are you serious? >> jimmy: no, no, i was just joking. >> oh, yeah. wow. i thought i was on to something there. >> jimmy: can you give me a minute? i just want to talk to my agent. >> yeah, sure thing, jim. [ phone ringing ] >> this is saul. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: saul, i need your help. miles is catching on. i think he knows the jokes are coming from the inside. >> i told you, you can't do these one joke at a time. you got to sell them wholesale. >> jimmy: but how? >> let's just say i know a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy who went to boy scouts with another guy whose older sister briefly dated another guy's brother whose cousin once shared a cab with a girl who knows a guy that deals meth. and he knows a guy who sells jokes wholesale. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where is he? >> he's in the roots vehicle right now. >> jimmy: the roots vehicle? >> yeah. the rv. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: roots. >> well, hey, jimmy. what's up, man? >> jimmy: i was just -- why

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