with guest host jeff goldblum -- tonight -- john cena -- omar sy -- plus music from jeff goldblum and the mildred snitzer orchestra featuring haley reinhart. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jeff goldblum. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jeff: i love you so much. it's the best time i've ever had in my whole life already. [ laughter ] what a delight! welcome, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your substitute host, my name is jeff goldblum. [ cheers and applause ] you flatter me. anyway. here we are. and what's happening? summer, the sweet, sweet smell of summer, is coming to a close, isn't it? well, not for jimmy, i guess. [ laughter ] he's still -- i mean, god knows where. but all across the country, kids are headed back to school. ♪ school is closed for summer ♪ i'm very excited. i get very excited around this time of year. i love autumn. i love kicking my feet through the autumn leaves. ♪ da da da ♪ don't do it, don't do it? hey, do you want to see by any chance, because i have it up my sleeve here, do you want to see an old class

another jeff goldblum. ight ahead, please. >> well -- uh -- uh -- my question is -- uh -- i would also like to -- uh, uh -- stay with me, now -- uh, uh -- qualify for health care. >> jeff: well, that's not a question. [ laughter ] but -- but i sure like the cut of your jib. this is shannon shea marie, who was just $567 away from qualifying. but now she can, as you told me, get a dermatologist to examine any weird moles that she may have. >> there's one in my armpit. >> jeff: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jeff: okay, okay. congratulations, shannon. i'm sure that's going to work out. better safe than sorry. i'm sure that's going to be quite benign. very good. i'm glad we could help. so -- hey, this is invigorating, right? oh -- by the way, last night, i showed a clip of a news anchor named mark dressin up in vancouver doing an impression of me. and this very morning, he responded to my response by doing yet another impression. >> that's where i used to live. >> jeff: i've seen many lackluster impressions of m

and now, jeff goldblum! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jeff: hello. welcome, welcome, welcome. i love you. i love you! ♪ i love you hums the april breeze ♪ don't do it. [ laughter ] welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] hail, jimmy kimmel! hail, jimmy kimmel! [ laughter ] me, i'm your guest host, my name is jeff goldblum. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, baby. thank you, baby. jimmy, speaking of whom, is still away doing his very good charity work, of course. he's teaching in this case australians how to break dance. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is my third night hosting. [ cheers and applause ] and the media has been mildly abuzz, i might say, including, including our great friends north of the border in canada where they -- yeah. "o canada." where they featured a clip of me on one of their morning shows. >> jeff goldblum stepped out of the studio and onto a hollywood tour bus to conduct his own unique guided tour. >> i came to hollywood i

i'm jeff goldblum! nd applause ] [ rim shot ] >> jeff: fantastic. >> guillermo: i'm hosting "kimmel" tonight. [ laughter ] [ applause ] all right, go ahead. >> jeff: you did it. that was fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] great. really good. really good. i had no idea. hey, you're not shy, that's fantastic. >> guillermo: a little bit. >> jeff: that's fantastic. that goes on my reel. [ laughter ] that little moment there. that was good. hey. here's some good health news. you want some good health news? [ audience: yeah ] listen up. according to a new study, cigarette smoking in america is the lowest it's been in 80 years. [ cheers and applause ] that's good. the study was funded by the world-renowned -- "institute of vaping is actually healthy and cool as hell." [ laughter ] [ applause ] i like that. i mean, that's crazy. if i'd been on that committee, i might have made the title a little shorter. it's wordy, it's wordy. but i think we made that up as a joke, hey. [ laughter ] but i do remember what my ow

and now, jeff goldblum. ♪ >> thanks. [ cheering ] >> jeff: imagine this, oh my god.ook at all of you. you are so sweet. you are so sweet. i'm so happy to be here. hey, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!." [ cheering ] i'm your guest host, my name is jeff goldblum. [ cheering and applause ] a lot of you at this point may be thinking, "hey, what's blum jeff goldblum doing here." am i having that recurring sex dream again?" and the answer is, "pinch me and find out." not many people know this, but jimmy kimmel and i, this is true, are actually neighbors here in l.a. yeah, that's true. i'm not going to tell you where exactly. i don't want you showing up. but one time, listen to this, i knocked on his door and said hey, jimmy, he came to the door. i said hey, can i borrow some flour for this and that. he said "sure thing, jeff." and i said, "thanks neighbor. if you ever need anything, let me know." and here we are. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i think i got the better end of that deal. he is a very generous, generous guy. by the way, i'm not just happy to be here, i'm lucky to b

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morgan's cove was featured on the disney plus show the world according to jeff goldblum.errato was also awarded the morgan hill chamber of commerce's man of the year back in 2019. mayor says many will miss his incredible generosity and love for the community. it's a terrible loss for his wife and children and his grandkids, and it really is. it has it's a it's a terrible loss for this community. it has left a void already. the impact of his loss has is well known throughout, not just morgan hil, but all of south county. ferraro's family asked those wanting to pay their respects to give a donation to their morgan's cove foundation to help keep his legacy alive. well, we are tracking extreme weather in a lot of places. let's start in hawaii, which narrowly missed a direct hit today by hurricane tony. this afternoon. tony had maximum winds of 85mph as it hovered about 100 miles off the big island. the storm is still dumping heavy rain, cutting power to thousands. grounding flights as well. many are bracing for the worst, but hoping for the best. we've been preparing for the

morgan's cove was featured on the disney plus show the world according to jeff goldblum.eralta was also awarded the morgan hill chamber of commerce's man of the year back in 2019. the mayor says many will miss his incredible generosity and love for the community. it's a terrible loss for his wife and children and his grandkids, and it really is. it has. it's a it's a terrible loss for this community. it has left a void already. the impact of his loss has is well known throughout, not just morgan hill, but all of south county. prado's family asked those wanting to pay their respects to give a donation to their morgan's cove foundation to help to keep his legacy alive. 546 for you this morning, now to decision 2024. and with just weeks until the presidential debate, donald trump is hinting he may not show up. scott mcgrew he will be facing down a vastly different opponent compared to last time. absolutely. i mean, that's how we got here, right? the debate between trump and joe biden back in june forever changed the race. the debate, scheduled for september 10th could change

plus, one of our favorites, jeff goldblum here with us live. you don't want to miss it on gma. >> super curious. i'm curious about that term. >> super curious. i feel like, yeah, i grew up in the midwest, so i come from a alcohol heavy area and i notice a remarkable difference. when i moved to the northeast even more than a decade ago, there were a lot more sober, curious people even back then. but i notice it now, especially like alcohol is out. >> yeah, and then talk about trends. sober. curious. it was talked about. yeah spoiler alert. emily in paris, they're talking about. >> is she a part of that? >> oh, she's super curious. she's pitching again. >> spoiler alert she's pitching a company. >> okay. >> yeah, this doesn't spoil it for me. by the way. like that's okay, okay, i think. >> no, that makes me want to watch and figure out the connection. yeah. makes sense. >> interesting. >> i think that having more sober options at bars is a really good idea. and i have started to see more of that here. so look at us. i know evolving big changing.

she gets it and she's a healthy, beautiful woman. >> i mean, first of all, jeff goldblum did say it i think in -- the outtakes of "the fly." it's friday morning. stephanie goldberg and general kelly have said donald trump, willie, just didn't understanded the sacrifice that our men and women have made and called them suckers and losers, quizzically asking general kelly why. why would somebody sacrifice themselves? what's in it for them, and then, of course, yesterday saying a civilian award was much better because you didn't have to get shot up with bullets or die to get those awards, and he has a long history, willie, of disparaging american veterans and service members. >> he does. i mean, you said it right. this is shocking but not surprising because of the pattern. this is not a one-off. this is the way he thinks about people who serve the country in uniform. in 2015, trump mocked, of course, late senator john mccain for having been a prisoner of war. remember he said, quote, i like people who weren't captured. according to "the atlantic" trump repeatedly questioned the intelligen

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. >> i mean, first of all, jeff goldblum did say i think the outtakes of the fly, but it is friday morning have made and called them suckers and losers and asking general kelly why would somebody sacrifice themselves ? what is in it for them ? and then yesterday saying a civilian award was much better because you do not have to get shot up with bullets or die to get those awards. he has a long history of disparaging veterans and servicemembers. servicemembers. >> he does. this is shock and but not surprising because of the pattern. this is the way that he thinks about people who serve the country in uniform. and 2015 he mocked late senator john mccain for having been a prisoner of war. "i like people who were not captured." he repeatedly questioned the intelligence of servicemembers and roasted wounded veterans be excluded from military parades. he canceled a trip to pay respects to america's war dead, asking staff members, "why should i go to that cemetery, it is filled with losers?" talking about americans who died in war. in a separate conversation he referred to the 1800 marines who lo