this point may be thinking, "hey, what's jeff goldblum doing here.ving that recurring sex dream again?” and the answer is, "pinch me and find out.” not many people know this, but jimmy kimmel and i, this is true, are actually neighbors here in l.a. yeah, that's true. i'm not going to tell you where exactly. i don't want you showing up. but one time, listen to this, i knocked on his door and said hey, jimmy, he came to the door. i said hey, can i borrow some flour for this and that. he said "sure thing, jeff.” he disappeared, came back with the flour. and i said, "thanks neighbor. if you ever need anything, let me know.” and now here we are. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i think i got the better end of that deal. he is a very generous, generous guy. by the way, i'm not just happy to be here, i'm lucky to be here. because, i don't know if you felt it this afternoon, there was a 4.4 earthquake right here in los angeles. oh, yeah. i don't know if this is an omen. i don't really believe in that kind of thing. but we were here, doing my first day here. i'm goi

. ♪ bmo ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host, jeff goldblum. delaney, and music from grace bowers and the hodge podge.

martin short, who kicked it off, kathryn hahn, kumail nanjiani, anthony anderson, lamorne morris, jeff goldblumh jackman, the hawk tuah girl. [ laughter ] you are all masters of your craft. and we aim to please. our staff works very hard to make every show as positive an experience as possible, and so after their run, we asked each guest host to share their thoughts about the experience, good and bad, where thoughts like that are shared on yelp. >> "jimmy kimmel live" is conveniently located between the abandoned hooters and the other abandoned hooters. [ laughter ] man, what the hell happened with hooters? how do you mess up boobs? four stars for kimmel, no stars for hooters, five stars for boobs. >> i had a blast hosting your show and seeing all the interesting places guillermo chooses to sleep. at your desk. in a broom closet. even on my lap. sorry, a medical condition. >> i've now guest hosted this show 20 times. and i know jimmy's going to call me next month to do it again. after you do jury duty, they at least give you a few years off before they make you go back. but this mother [ bleep

i'm always reminded to think of the character in jurassic park, jeff goldblum's character who says lifethink that the powers ranged against us. forget that life will find a way. thank you so much. i look forward to seeing you in bath. derrick broze another break, after which colonel douglas macgregor, former advisor to the white house military man, will be with me to discuss recent developments in the war in . ukraine. welcome back to the neil oliver show . on to the ongoing war welcome back to the neil oliver show. on to the ongoing war in ukraine. ukrainian president volodymyr zelenskyy has accused the uk and the united states of america of slowing down deliveries of long—range missiles to ukraine, whilst a top ukrainian general has claimed that they have stopped russia in the east to pick up on all of this. i'm joined by retired us army colonel douglas mcgregor. are you there, colonel ? mcgregor. are you there, colonel? >> yes. i'm here. >> neil, it's always reassuring to see you. you and i have spoken on numerous occasions now about this ongoing conflict. we've predicted or you've p