kingston. they won't enjoy sports. they both have beautiful, flowing blond hair. and they both take patriotism very, very seriously. england basically elected the jim carey to our jeff daniels. now both of our countries are led by a johnson. so this is, while we're laughing at other countries for a change, this happened in brussels over the weekend. they had a military parade to commemorate the of independence. if you watch these guys, it's like, oh, well, like they're running out of batteries or something. this sh why you visit the beer garden after the parade. how many of you are familiar with kickstarter, the crowd funding site? so you know what it is. if you don't, basically, if you have an idea for a product or project or just about anything, kickstarter can help raise money to bring that idea to light. but if your kickstarter fails to reach its funding goal, everybody sets an amount, you get nothing. everybody who contributes gets their money back if you don't hit the goal and the idea dies. and i hate to see an idea die. so we spent the last six months going through kickstarter looking for worthy products that didn't get funded and tonight we're going to give