it is moi pleasure -- my pleasure to be joined by jeff ross who is live at brazis county jail. this is a man who is simply -- you are too good for the panel, jeff. >> congratulations on your first show. >> thank you. >> you deserve it. >> it is like play time. >> you earned this, man. >> you're right i earned it. we started about the same time if the 90s. you were more successful than me. you were jeff ross the comic and then overnight you were the roast master. how did it happen sph? >> overnight? how about joke by joke and insult by insult. >> i was unprepared. one day i turned on comedy central and jeff ross if flames lights. doesn't it seem like it happened overnight? to me it did but to you probably it didn't. >> i look like a comedian and you look like a substitute teacher. maybe that had something to do with it. you are dressed like mr. roger's pediatrician. >> i tie my shoes and sing a song before the show. >> you roasted the inmates in texas was it? >> it was in bryant x texas in college station. >> you had to seek many prisons to get permission, right? >> it was hard t

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like smucker's it has to be good. >>> when it comes to celebrity roasts nobody does it better than jeff ross donald trump and not long ago justin bieber. recently to challenge himself ross decided to take on a tougher crowd, hardened criminals. h spent three days behind a jail in texas. it's in a documentary. >> please come up. this is the ugliest police lineup i've ever seen. you are adorable. what's your name. >> michael. >> michael. where are you from michael? >> college station. >> college station. are you a college student? >> no. >> no? >> i got locked up before i could go to college. >> you got locked up before you could go to college. oh, yeah that's what happened sure. like you were going to harvard and all of a sudden -- don't get too close, all right? dude, every time i turn around he gets creepier and creepier >> it's called jeff ross roasts criminals live at the county jail. we're thrilled to have you this morning. >> thank you. very happy to be here. >> i detective expect to like it and i loved it. >> really. >> i think the topic is so far out there. how did you come up with a

and i will say, my friend jeff ross, i heard him on conan.. [ laughter ] >> i'll do a lot of things, but i won't do that. >> seth: okay, gotcha. that's where you draw the line. >> but i got high just sitting there. [ laughter ] snoop had all those -- you don't call them joints. you call them something else. those big fat ones. >> seth: gotcha. i'm afraid anything i say will sound so awful coming out of my mouth. [ laughter ] i feel like everything i guess will be awful. >> we had to sit on the stage for four hours. it took four hours to film that roast. and the secondary smoke is just as powerful as primary smoke. >> seth: sure. >> so i was totally high by the time i got onto that microphone. >> seth: you were feeling it. you could tell. you could tell, you were feeling it. was it blunt? is the words blunts? >> yeah, that's the word. yeah, that's it. [ laughter ] it was pretty strong stuff. snoop, i mean, he just goes on and on and on. yeah. and i think he has a medical license for it. >> seth: yeah. >> a prescription. >> seth: he's donating

. >> jeff ross is coming on. >> he would always turn me down. >> i did my work in the comedy clubs, ijeff ross is coming on. >> fantastic idea. >> he did do "red eye" twice with me, but his lines got stepped on by a certain guest that was on and i think he hated it. >> and joann will be there. even though we've lost her on mondays and tuesdays and you make her work all weekend. >> yes, that's true. >> when are you on, gavin? >> as soon as possible, i check my e-mail every day. [ laughter ] >> all right, well, good luck tomorrow. i'll be rooting for you in a passive, aggressive manner. thanks to everybody here, i'm greg gutfeld, happy father's day, or what's left of it. again. >> hey gutfeld can your ride is here. he follows >> it's ducey again. >> hey, gutfeld, your ride is here. >> this guy is following me. you know what he did yesterday? he stole my lunch, while i was standing there. he took my suit and po-- my sou and poured it down his pants and he said, great soup, the guy is absolutely psychotic. >> hey gutfeld, your ride's here. >> just go get rid of him. >> okay, but you owe m

. >>> thank you, jeff ross. make sure you tonight on tomorrow tonight comedy central, jeff ross roasts criminals live at the brazos county jail. >>> sunday is the big day. tune in for my first official day behind the desk at "state of the union." >>> i'm turning you over to brianna keilar who is filling in for wolf blitzer. \s. >> thank you, jake. >>> other clues lead authorities to tighten the surge perimeter for two escaped murderers. the woman who allegedly helped them break out is broadband to be arraigned. >>> too close for comfort. russian jets are buzzing u.s. warships coming as close as ten feet to u.s. aircraft. why is president putin upping the ante? >>> legacy killer. president obama pleads with democrats to back his agenda but he's rejected by his own party. the biggest free trade deal in history looks like it could be no deal. >>> an naacp leader is accused of facing her life history and identity. webb ben bernanke is off. i'm brianna keilar, you're in "the situation room." >>> this is cnn breaking

>> jeff ross is coming on. >> he would always turn me down. >> listen, i did my work in the comedy clubsoozing him for years. he's just doing a show live in prisons. >> fantastic idea. he did do "red eye" twice with me, but his lines got stepped on. >> and joanne will be there on monday evening. even though you work her on the weekends. >> when are you on, gavin? >> as soon as possible. i check my e-mail every day. >> good luck tomorrow. i'll be rooting for you in a passive aggressive manner. thanks to all the panel. i'm greg gutfeld. happy father's day, what's left of it. >> hey, gutfeld, your ride is here. >> this guy is driving me crazy. he just follows me around. he's stalking me. yesterday, he stole my lunch in front of me. he went into the fridge while i was standing there and took my soup, and he poured it down his pants and he said, hey, greg, that's some great soup. then he walked away. the guy is absolutely psychotic. >> gutfeld, your ride is here. >> can you get rid of him? >> all right, but

ross. here comes josh redding. 2-0, oakland. in the 8th. a grand slam and the a's win big, 9-1. >>> the last word goes to jeff. >> all right.at the morning forecast. you are going to be able to see tomorrow temperatures in the upper 40s to low 50s. little bit of a chill out there. especially in the north bay. in the afternoon, sunny skies inland and low to mid 80s. ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- aziz ansari taylor schilling mu