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jeff ross. and adam richman. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: good to s hey! what's up? that's nice. >> stephen: welcome to "the late show, everybody." hey chris. what's up mark? what's up jon. what's up joe. very nice. please, thank you so much, everybody. wow. that is-- man, that is-- thank you for that will wonderful greeting. i'm stephen colbert. this is "the late show,"" and, man, i'm so excited i have no idea what-- >> jon: that feels good! >> stephen: i have no idea what day or night it is right now. and i'll tell you, that's not the only thing that's got me confuse, a little bit upset. i come to you right now-- we talked about this earlier-- i come to you as a man who got no sleep last night because of disturbing news out of north korea. they conducted a nuclear test detonating a 10 kilogram dvi underground. you think it's hard being a north korean? imagine being a north korean prairie dog. it's trecial. and north korea may s

jeff ross is going to roast the cops september 10th, saturday night 10:00 p.m. >> 11:00 p.m. >> 11:00 you're thinking of skipping out on the national anthem colin kaepernick style, meet the coach who will keep his players on the bench if they don't stand up. >> speaking of the same topic. >>> donald trump vowed to release his tax returns under one condition -- >> when is she going to release her e-mails? she probably knows how to find it. let her release her e-mails and i'll release my tax returns immediately. >> but they're under audit. his running mate governor mike pence joins us after the break. ♪ relief often leads here. introducing drug-free aleve direct therapy. a high intensity tens device that uses technology once only in doctors' offices. for deep penetrating relief at the source. new aleve direct therapy. [phone buzzing] some things are simply impossible to ignore. the strikingly designed lexus nx turbo and hybrid. the suv that dares to go beyond utility. this is the pursuit of perfection. i know more about isis then the apprgenerals do. age. john mccain, a war hero. he's n

it featured comedians like david spade , rob riggle , and jeff ross. but also a few ?surprising jokesters, including peyton manning, jewel... actor ralph macchio... and political commentator anne culter. and by the end of the night, most of the jokes were actually aimed at culter. most of the jokes on morning t-v. no laughing matter for actor chevy chase this morning. the national lampoon's vacation star... has checked into rehab. a rep for the actor says he is now getting treatment at a facility in minnesota. his people call it quote... a "tune up." this isn't chevy's first time in rehab. he also spent time at the betty ford clinic back in the 19-80s. the 72 year old actor is still making filming now, with burt reynolds. and now... to another accomplishment, for an already legendary singer. barbara streisand has just broken her ?own record. she already had the ?most number one albums of any female singer in u-s history. and now... she's padding the stats. her latest album... "encore: movie partners sing broadway" tops the billboard charts right now. the second most nu

. >> so was comedian jeff ross. >> i'm partying like it's 1999. th last year that rob lowe was develop rant. develop rant. >> vanity 6, is that who we have here? >> these are actually rob lowe's former nannies. >> jewel turned her t, take-down song, telling us it was revenge after rob once accused her of being the only female co-star who didn't want to kiss him. >> why didn't you want to kiss him? >> i knew where the mouth had been. wasn't my thing. >> we got her and a slew of stars to recreate rob's teen heart throb cover, including marly mat lynn, who told me they dated back in the'80s. >> it says win a dream date with , but apparently you've already had a few. >> we had some good times. >> how good? >> she has to be 16. >> even rob code black co-star marcia gay harden has jokes. that pretty much takes him out of the running for kelly ripa's co-host. >> it was flattering talk buzzing around, but i'm still loving acting. i'm an actor, and there will be a day when -- hey, what's happening? we were just talking about kelly ripa, and here she is. >>

she was booed and the dais turned on her. >> jeff ross is going to party like it's 1999. ann coulter is going to vote like it's 1899. >> ann suffered all night. by the way, we were showing you the tame ones. she really got in. i mean from every single person there. >> you got to the brave showing up in that crowd. >>> let's move on to the motley "dancing with the stars." this week we finally got a look at who is vying for the mirror ball trophy on season 23. this group of potential dancers, they will not make us turn away. >> what was the lie? what was the thing you told that wasn't true? >> the thing that i told that wasn't true was having the gun pointed to my forehead. >> just moments before his live interview, gma confirmed that lochte is joining "dancing with the stars." his pairing with dance pro-cheryl burke is also making fan favorite max sim summer coughcy. the pros were hard at it shooting a dance sequence at l.a.'s give ith observatory. e.t. is breaking down the cast. first, the wild card. >> this is wild tv. >> that's host and model amber rose. she's paired wi

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today investigative reporter jeff ross does an experiment to see if you are beating the nightmare. bumper to bumper with no relief for miles. but, can your gps or smartphone really get you out of this? we are setting up a little driving challenge of our phone to see if the apps can save us time on our morning commute. we are going to grief into our nbc headquarters at 30 rock in new york city. here with lindsay and josh. josh will use the regular in car gps. see you at the office. lindsay will be usin maps. the icon on your iphone. i will use the ways app. and we will see who gets there first. all right t everybody get in your cars. right away, ways is diverting me onto the service roads. it is designed to sense live traffic and route me around it. >> look at this. i'm flying by all the traffic. look at the highway trafficker. look at me. >> reporter: but josh's car gps shortest route, steers him straight onto the highway. >> we are crawling in right now. i still have 39-mile to go on this highway. >> reporter: over in lindsay's car, she programs apple maps for shortest time. but,

the "wall street journal's" jeff ross says apple is offering plenty of reasons to retain our loyalty. there's reason enough to get over the headphone thing and upgrade. brian chen says though not perfect, the new iphones keep apple's promises. both reviewers commented on the longer battery life as well. you may have a new operating system on your phone this morning if you upgraded to the ios 10. a number of people complaining they're having trouble. apple says the best way to upgrade is to connect the phone with a computer and do it through itunes. if you haven't upgraded to ios 10, do it that way. landon dowdy is live at cnbc world headquarters. good morning, landon. >> good morning to you. it's been one day up and one day down for wall street. futures are higher this morning. stocks slid on tuesday as monday's big gains couldn't stick. the markets were affected by a big drop in oil prices and continued anxiety over whether the federal reserve will hike interest rates. the dow falling 258 points to 18,066. the nasdaq down 56 to 5,155. back to you. >> landon, thank you. sam and laura,

the "wall street journal's" jeff ross says apple offers plenty of reasons to retain our loyalty. there is enough reason to get over the headphone thing and upgrade. "the new york times" brian chen says, though not perfect, new apple iphones keep apple's promises. brian particularly liked the new camera. you can see it there. both reviewers commented on the longer battery life. >>> you may have a new operating system on your phone if you upgraded to ios 10. a number of people have complained they are having trouble with this upgrade. apple says the best way to upgrade is to connect the phone with the computer and do it through itunes. if you haven't upgraded yet, do it that way. >>> today is an historic day. uber starts picking people up in a self-driving car in pittsburgh, pennsylvania. until today regular people didn't get a chance to drive in a self-driving car. there will be two employees, one in front watching the road, the other watching the data. and back here at home, the guy who invented the google self driving car announced he's spearheading new online classes so you, to

. >>> space station commander jeff williams and two russian ross commute -- astronauts closed out a mission. he set the u.s. record for the most cumulative time in space 567-8934 days in four missions. scott kelly finished the longest consecutive day they werier this year. >>> good morning. we are off to take a look at our temperatures starting off with 06 in denver and -- 60 in denver and 63 in buehrle and 46 in avon and 59 grand junction and the visibility, we have some fog out there from parts of greely and ray. so be extra call your attention attention cautious on the -- extra cautious on the plains. and the satellite and the radar shows a lot of clouds. and some of that is fog on the eastern plains. you see the nice little flow there. and we should stay on the dry tied today and increase the fire danger once again we have humidity levels below 15%. and up in wyoming, the fire danger so be extra careful when you're working and ran muching. and take a look at our futurecast, we have fog on the eastern plains and you may get a few sprinkles out of that and lunchtime, there should be a lit

ross fox 29ss jeff cole reports, one local university got a visit from one of the biggest names in politics>> our vice-president, joe bid biden! (applause). >> were tight race and voter swing state like pennsylvania every vote, every voter are gold so tuesday at drexel vice-president joe biden was on the hunt for young voters using an upbeat theme. >> ladies and gentlemen, given a fair shot the american people never ever ever ever ever let their country down. >> reporter: biden' message would you not pro hillary. >> hillary demonstrated she's a leader, she has courage. she cares about the circumstances of the american people. >> reporter: and anti trump. >> the man who seeks to so division of his own for his own gain and own benefit. >> reporter: pro voter registration delivered by young people. >> find an organizer and sign up to register voters make phone calls or knock on doors. >> reporter: check of voter rolls in the tri-state area show voter lists swelling as the election nears. in pennsylvania, since late april, democrats have added nearly 54,000 voters to the rolls while republicans