if i found out that jeffrey dahmer was really into "the lord of the rings," i might switch over to thernia" stuff. ( laughter ) okay, let's go visit lion jesus. ( laughter ) although it sounds crazy, recent polls show 50% of republicans agree with this garbage. not just because it's being mainstreamed by fox news, but because it's being mainstreamed by high-ranking republicans, like gop conference chair and judge making a toddler cry at the talent show, elise stefanik. in a series of facebook ads late last year, stefanik's campaign claimed that radical democrats' plan to grant amnesty to 11 million illegal immigrants will majority in washington.lectorate ooh, and you know what those liberals will do with their powerful majority? beg joe manchin for paid family leave, and then when he doesn't vote for it, say, oh, okay then is there something else we could do for you? what if we fed coal directly to dolphins? so, that's terrible. but here's something i don't get to say a lot: there's good news from eastern europe. 'cuz over the weekend, ukraine won the eurovision song contest. ( cheers