tonight jeffrey dean morgan is here. cd is called "southernality." a thousand horses from the at&t stage. tomorrow night on the show, jada pinkett-smith will be here. and music from nate ruess. our first guest is a very funny woman who's now helping other funny women and men as a mentor and executive producer of "last comic standing." season 9 premieres july 22nd on nbc. please welcome wanda sykes. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i just realized something when i went to kiss you, you kind of moved away. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i thought, oh-oh, what did i do? >> i'm a little sick, i didn't want you to catch anything. >> jimmy: thank you for doing that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you want to entertain them for one second, if you would? >> okay. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] >> you should use tequila. >> jimmy: yeah, didn't have any of that. guillermo? oh, he won't spare any of that. who did this to you? >> i have kids. >> jimmy: oh,