jeffrey lu on debut. how? david doyle rolled his ankle, so i'm in the xi. yes! so you're actually gonna bat? sure am. we need 60 runs in a hurry. jesus, jeffrey. are you nervous? no. but you should be. have you seen your girlfriend up there? so, go read her some poetry. i need to focus. this town needs a hero. come on, go! [crowd cheers] [jeffrey] sassy time. [bat strikes ball] [crowd cheering] [man] shot! [woman] very nice. i was hoping you might be here. really? why? may i sit? what are you reading? alice's adventures in wonderland. is it good? [sighs] you know, alice really has an awful time. she's so lost and nobody helps her. they're all so mean and selfish. sounds like charlie's adventures in corrigan. eliza's too. you know, the annoying thing is i still kind of wish you had come over. really? our house is so... empty. i'm sorry. [sobs quietly] i'm not a good person, charlie. don't say that. you're wonderful. i'm not. i'm really not. [sniffles] i might have already used it, but... would you rather have a hat made of spiders or have penises for fingers? [sni

jeffrey lu on debut. how? david doyle rolled his ankle, so i'm in the xi. yes! hurry. jesus, jeffrey. are you nervous? no. but you should be. have you seen your girlfriend up there? so, go read her some poetry. i need to focus. this town needs a hero. come on, go! [crowd cheers] [jeffrey] sassy time. [bat strikes ball] [crowd cheering] [man] shot! [woman] very nice. i was hoping you might be here. really? why? may i sit? what are you reading? alice's adventures in wonderland. is it good? [sighs] you know, alice really has an awful time. she's so lost and nobody helps her. they're all so mean and selfish. sounds like charlie's adventures in corrigan. eliza's too. you know, the annoying thing is i still kind of wish you had come over. really? our house is so... empty. i'm sorry. [sobs quietly] i'm not a good person, charlie. don't say that. you're wonderful. i'm not. i'm really not. [sniffles] i might have already used it, but... would you rather have a hat made of spiders or have penises for fingers? [sniffles] [sighs] are the spiders alive? yes, and they're poiso