jeffrey o'dwyer". "dr. o'dwyer, time to have your head smashed in with my new hammer." phillip ? yes, please. ( farting ) ( laughing ) that's called the "monkey claw" because it feels like my colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys. the "monkey claw" is smelly. come on, get a move on. i ain't getting any younger up here. my sentiments exactly, your honor. i see from your accent that you're southern canadian. that is correct. good people of the jury, my client, terrance, is an innocent man. ( farting ) you farted during the closing argument ! i have, haven't i, terrance ? ( farting ) ( laughing ) your honor, the defense is trying to make a mockery of this court. they think that farts are funny, but they're not ! sustained. good people of the jury, my client is no more a murderer than you or me. he loves puppies and hates mean things. would a murderer go to the zoo and feed animals like this ? of course not. so in summation, find terrance innocent, or else he'll kill you. ( gasping ) ( laughing ) just kidding. the defense rests. ( farting ) goddamnit, that isn't