and, finally, we go to jennifer garner's sofa in the much talked about teen movie love, simon.nd, look, we've barely begun and i already have a bone to pick with you. because i thought, right, so the good dr kermode is away for a couple of weeks. he is, yes. i thought i'll have a respite from him haranguing me about horror films, and what have you brought me? well, i tell you what, it is a peach of a weekend for horror movie fans because we're going to talk about ghost stories in a second. there's also this film, which we haven't got time to talk about, called a quiet place, starring emily blunt, which is.. which is way too scary for me — oh, my goodness. very scary, worth your money. so if you like your horror movies, your scary movies, this is a great weekend for you. let's focus on ghost stories, this is british horror written and directed by andy nyman and jeremy dyson. so andy regularly works with derren brown, jeremy part of the league of gentlemen team. and the movie stars andy nyman, he's a psychic investigator, a debunker, a cynic, a sceptic who believes that there's l