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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hello there. tonight, one of very few men on this planet, who knows the difference between an ascot and a scarf. tim gunn is here. and we have music from the white buffalo. tomorrow night, jennifer aniston will be here. we're going to barbecue with chef adam perry lang. and we'll have music from bob mould. and on thursday, emmy-winner aaron paul and music from ed sheeran. so, we've got good times ahead. this is our first night back after two-weeks off. i went on a quick fishing trip actually, cleto and i went on a fishing trip last week. and i thought it might be fun to take a little vacation quiz. see if you can guess which of these things actually happened on our two day fishing trip. a: flight to sun valley, idaho, rerouted to boise because of weather. b: i vomited on the plane. also because of weather. on the flight home -- c: a bird hit the plane. d: a man collapsed in the aisle of the plane. e: i narrowly avoided hitting a deer. that was on the street, not in the plane. f: got ticket for going 35 miles per hour in a 25-mile-per-hour zone. g: all of the above. and the answer is -- "g." all of the above. you guessed it. i would also like to thank officer greenfield of the haily police department for not only giving me a b.s. ticket, but also for telling me as he handed me the ticket, and cleto will attest to this, he said, hey, i'm a big fan. good thing. otherwise, i might be in prison. 35 in a 25. i'd rather get a ticket for going 85 in a 25 than 35. all right. our first guest tonight is a golden globe-winning and emmy-nominated actor whose long list of short-titled projects include "the wire," "the office," "luther" and "thor." his latest is the crime-thriller "no good deed." it opens in theaters september 12th. please say hello to idris elba. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> what's up? >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: i saw you last night. in the bathroom. >> yeah. >> jimmy: at the emmys. >> i was shaking. hey. what's up? >> jimmy: and i was trembling. >> congratulations on the baby, man. >> jimmy: thank you very much. i appreciate that. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i don't -- we weren't able to shake hands in the bathroom, due to the situation that we were in. >> but we waved. >> jimmy: we did wave. did you see anyone else in there? did you notice anybody else? >> did i? yeah. there was a couple of people. all eyes on you. >> jimmy: well, thank you. [ laughter ] very flattering. by the way, around that subject, i do want to show something because you were forced to go on twitter to -- i don't know why you did this. but you were forced to go on twitter to defend this photograph. now, i'll let people draw their own conclusions. >> i wasn't forced. i decided to -- >> jimmy: decided? >> yeah. >> jimmy: to say what? >> i mean, i just don't want to scare the world. you know? you know? what does it look like? it looks like mike -- >> jimmy: looks like god loves you very much. >> it was intense. >> jimmy: you're saying it's a microphone? >> when i saw it on cnn, i said, this has to stop. >> jimmy: why are you miccing that part of your body? does it talk? i mean -- congratulations, either way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: have you ever received a ticket for going 35 miles per hour in a 25-mile-per-hour zone. do they do that in england? >> no. it's 30 miles per hour. the rule gets, if you go over 30 miles per hour, yeah. >> jimmy: is that right? even just a little bit over, huh? >> yeah. i know. they have the speed cameras in england. you go home. and you got a letter. >> jimmy: oh. i hate that. i at least like the satisfaction of being pulled over. >> and then, they have little pictures of your car. or if it's the front camera of you going -- oh, that was me. >> jimmy: the best pictures. and the quality is getting better and better. you can't say that's not me anymore. i had a friend driving my car. and it was clearly him. and he's like, that's not me, buddy. [ laughter ] well, your twin has stolen my car then. and he's going through red lights. well -- have you ever been in any trouble like that? any kind? have you had run-ins, of that nature? >> well, you know, i was driving when i was 13 years old. literally. >> that's the driving age over there? >> no. >> jimmy: oh. >> i was 13. i had a beard. like, i was 13 years old. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. a goatee. >> jimmy: wow. >> you didn't? >> jimmy: i still don't. [ laughter ] still a problem. >> as soon says i could grow a beard, i was like, this is a good idea. i'll buy a car. and i bought a car. >> jimmy: when you were 13? >> yeah. i bought this car. it was like for 50 quid. it was a little mini cooper. me in a mini cooper. i was 13, no sense. i loved it. i used to drive to school. park around the back. my boys used to eat lunch in our mini cooper. this is cool. >> jimmy: your parents were all right with this? >> they didn't know. >> jimmy: how did you hide a car from them? >> i used to park it around the corner. what happened was, i got kind of slick. i parked around the corner. but my dad's best friend, who he works with, i'm trying to get out. to go to school. and i smash into the back of his car. my dad's best friend comes and goes -- oh. so, then, i had to work for him. at his business, his construction company, while i fixed his car. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. and my dad didn't find out until i was about 16. >> jimmy: he kept it from your dad? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. that's a good neighbor. >> he got cheap labor. >> jimmy: and a terrible best friend. cheap labor. he may have committed a crime there somehow. >> lift them bricks. and i'm going to tell your dad. okay. >> jimmy: what grade are you? seventh grade when you're that age? >> i don't know grades. i was second year in secondary school. >> jimmy: are the girls impressed you had a car? >> i went to a boys' school. >> jimmy: the boys were impressed, i'm sure. >> the boys were impressed. >> jimmy: were you able to pick up girls? >> i actually had a girlfriend. about 14 years old. she was 19. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> yeah. it was a good life, man. come on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did she know you were 14? >> no. her name was judith. i used to stay around her house. i would stay at my boy's house, boogie. he's in the dressing room. i'm at boogie's house. and in morning, i would say i'm going to work. you're going to work? yeah. i'm going to work. i'm actually going to school. and i remember one time, i had homework i had to take care of around the house. and i remember having to say to her -- what do you have this homework? what is this homework? i was like, oh. my boss makes me do his children's homework. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we'll be right back. 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[ laughter ] it's all downhill from there. [ cheers and applause ] or all uphill. i would think that a lot of people, when you were on "the wire," thought you were an american, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: your accent is perfect. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: how do you learn to do that? i am an american. and i will tell you, it was perfect. i didn't know. i didn't realize it. >> i lived in brooklyn for a little while. in the late '90s. i told the story before. there was a barbershop, really close to where i lived in ft. green, called hall of fades. great name, right? hall of fades. >> jimmy: hall of fades. yeah. >> i used to go in there and get my hair cut. you go to a barbershop in america, everybody knows. they talk. and it's all about the game. and who is this. so, i used to sit in there and just listen and try to pitch in here and there. they used to tear the piss out of me because i had skinny jeans. they're like, you're not from around here, are you, boy? [ laughter ] skinny jeans and timberlands wasn't cutting it. >> jimmy: have you taken the ice bucket challenge yet? [ laughter ] >> why would you ask me that? >> jimmy: because i think almost everyone i know has taken the ice bucket challenge. >> i've been challenged a few times. >> jimmy: you have? >> yeah. i haven't had a chance to do it. >> jimmy: oh. we can accommodate you if you -- [ cheers and applause ] we'll get a bucket of ice. and if you want -- i don't want to pressure you. but if you want, we'll do it. and we'll come back and -- >> i don't want to. >> jimmy: all right. [ laughter ] >> okay. i don't want to -- i'll take off my shoes. >> jimmy: oh, you are going to do it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: when we come back. "no good deed." 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[ cheers and applause ] before we do it -- >> boogie. >> jimmy: boogie, come around back here with me. how are you doing? >> let's do this, boogie. >> i've been waiting for this for a long time. >> jimmy: why do they call you boogie? >> deejay name, man. >> jimmy: okay. before we do this, you make your challenge. who you want to -- you have to pick three people. >> okay. i accept the challenge. i'm going to nominate bradley cooper. yeah. taraji hedison. and the big one, i'm going to nominate, prince harry. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a good one. >> if i pass out, i love you, mommy. all right? >> jimmy: all right. here we go. are you ready? >> yep. >> jimmy: here we go. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so sorry. go to a.l.s.org, to make a donation. "no good deed" opens in theaters september 12th. nicely done. we'll be right back. 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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there's a lot of -- going on. not sure what's happening. still to come on the show -- who knew a bucket of water could make such a mess? the white buffalo will be here. and i'll tell you something. other than a made-for-tv movie starring jenniee me watch lifetime. he's the emmy-winning co-host of "project runway," which airs thursday nights at 9:00. please welcome tim gunn. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> the ice bucket challenge. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. everything's a little bit damp. >> a.l.s. is an incredibly, tremendously important cause. we should all be giving. i don't know if we should all be ice bucketing. >> jimmy: you're against the ice bucketing, huh? >> i ice bucket every night. i put ice in a glass. and i make a manhatt hahattaman. >> jimmy: your clothes are so nice. >> speaking of clothes, you looked smashing last night. >> jimmy: i did? thank you. >> and you were hilarious. >> jimmy: that's nice of you. >> i loved the vest with your tux. >> jimmy: you liked that? >> you looked fantastic. >> jimmy: i never really know. when i got to the emmys, i wore a navy blue tuxedo. i thought, this will be different. i got there and every, single guy was wearing a navy blue tuxedo. >> you can say you were on