and music from jenny lewis. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the most of the show thank you for the watching. happy holidays to everyone. do you like my look? i bought this -- i bought this at the men's yhouse. i saw this online. it came in the box. i never got a suit in the box before. this is like the franzio of suits. i got one for guillermo, too. [ cheers and applause ] you actually look like -- you look like a mexican politician. >> i do i like it. i feel very sexy. >> jimmy: you look very sexy. we look like at the christmas aisle at cvs. 100% polyester and 200% amazing. i definitely agree with the polyester part of it. christmas, only one week from tonight. which means you better start practicing you're oh, my god, i love it face. do people hang mistletoe in their house? 2,000 ago, a holly child was made. without holes he couldn't breathe or eat. christmas is a strange holiday. it's jesus' birthday. i didn't get him anything. i got you an ipad. nobody knows j

and jenny lewis. ♪ [laughter] you're next.allenge and you could win a sensory adventure. ♪ let's spark the fire. use your mastercard with apple pay okay handbag out there...surprise!! and you could get a priceless surprise. woah!! who's next? four!! from golf experiences to concert tickets. ♪ so much cooler when you do it do it do it. ♪ ♪ let's spark the fire. even the chance to meet gwen stefani. ♪ let's spark the fire. cool hair ah! haha priceless. ♪ everybody let's go! (vo)rescued.ed. protected. given new hope. during the subaru "share the love" event, subaru owners feel it, too. because when you take home a new subaru, we donate 250 dollars to helping those in need. we'll have given 50 million dollars over seven years. love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. >> jimmy: hi there, we are back. still to come, music from blake shelton. our next guest is a golden globe-winning, oscar-nominated actress and well-known t-rex survivor whom you can see alongside reese witherspoon in the critically acclaimed new movie "wild." it's p

and jenny lewis. ♪ [laughter] you're next. dare challenge and you could win a sensory adventure. ♪ let's spark the fire. use your mastercard with apple pay okay handbag out there...surprise!! and you could get a priceless surprise. woah!! who's next? four!! from golf experiences to concert tickets. ♪ so much cooler when you do it do it do it. ♪ ♪ let's spark the fire. even the chance to meet gwen stefani. ♪ let's spark the fire. cool hair ah! haha priceless. ♪ everybody let's go! >> jimmy: hi there, we are back. still to come, music from blake shelton. our next guest is a golden globe-winning, oscar-nominated actress and well-known t-rex survivor whom you can see alongside reese witherspoon in the critically acclaimed new movie "wild." it's playing in select cities now. please welcome laura dern. laura dern! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm good. i'm so happy to be sitting, i'm a little flustered because my dog just ate nine chocolate protein bars. >> jimmy: oh, that's no good. >> on my way here. but

and music from jenny lewis. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the most of the show thank you for the

and music from jenny lewis. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the most of the show thank you for the watching. happy holidays to

tomorrow night, we'll be joined by christine baranski, we'll hear music from jenny lewis, and the comedyill be here. 88 years old, he still kills wherever he goes. not people, but -- he's a murderer and we're going to bring him to justice tomorrow night. our first guest answers to many names including bruce wayne, billy blaze and beetlejuice. he is among the best of the best. now nominated for a golden globe for his great performance in the excellent movie "birdman." it's in theaters now. please welcome michael keaton. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for coming. >> this is great. >> jimmy: you are dressed very snazly, also. i have to say. >> i show some respect for you. >> jimmy: i appreciate that. usually people come in cargo shorts. i added it up today and i hope that doesn't embarrass you, but we figured out that you already won nine best actor awards for this movie. [ cheers and applause ] which has got to be all of them. and you're nominated for eight more and we're not even -- >> 17. >> jimmy: that would be 17. >> cash involved in this? >> jimmy: you have to tell me. i'd l

blunt, michael keaton, tracey ullman, megyn kelly, christine baranski, and we will have music from jenny lewislt-j. so, please join us all next week. growing up in ada, oklahoma, our first guest tonight dreamed that his love of playing the guitar and spinning around in a chair would one day become his profession. it did. he stars on "the voice" and his newest album "bringing back the sunshine" debuted at number one. please say hello to blake shelton. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to have you here. thanks for coming. >> happy to be here. i've heard so much about you. >> jimmy: i've heard a lot about you. >> i've been on the show but i've never been famous enough to sit in this chair. so i'm glad that -- >> jimmy: well, congratulations. >> well, thank you. but carson talks about you all the time. >> jimmy: carson daly who is the host of "the voice." >> he's our boss, people don't realize he's actually our boss. >> jimmy: i've known carson since he was 12 years old. we're very good friends. and i have to say, when he talks about you, i feel a twinge of jealousy, because i feel like he's

kelly, and george ezra will be my guests and on thursday night, christine baranksi, music from jenny lewisncredible mel brooks. 88 years old, still as sharp and funny as any person could ever be. speaking of sharp and funny, guillermo right now is trying on sweaters. in an attempt to set the world record for -- most sweaters on a person. guillermo? >> yeah? >> jimmy: what's wrong? >> too hot! too much -- >> jimmy: it's what? >> i feel like sausage! >> jimmy: more than usual? >> way more. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, guillermo's got a lot of christmas cheer. guillermo, i've never seen you look less happy. >> you want to come and switch the jobs? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's angry. rarely do we get to see an angry guillermo, but tonight is the night. all right, and he's going to get madder as the show goes on, so stick around. our first guest tonight is responsible for record sales that earned platinum status 134 times over, which i think means a lot of them. his newest, "man against machine." it's available on ghosttunes, on garthbrooks.com and in the usual places, too. please welcome garth br

christine baranski, the great mel brooks will be here, and we will have music from george ezra and jenny lewis please join us for all of. that our first guest tonight is a golden globe-winning and golden globe-nominated actress. some say she's addicted to golden globes. in fact, you can see her acting and singing in the new musical fantasy "into the woods." ♪ no one lives in the woods ♪ there are vows ♪ there are times ♪ there are needs ♪ there are standards ♪ there are shouldn'ts and shoulds ♪ ♪ why not both instead ♪ have a child for warmth ♪ and a baker for bread ♪ and a prince for whatever ♪ never it's these woods >> jimmy: "into the woods." it opens in theaters christmas day. please say hello to emily blunt. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: congratulations. knowing you, it's funny to see you singing. but congratulations. >> i sing all the time. >> jimmy: golden globe nomination. that's exciting. >> it's thrilling. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: where were you when they told you you'd be nominated? >> um, well, i was at the dubai film festival