a public service announcement from jeremy lin, nick young and dikembe mutombo.lus, jimmy versus paul pierce in the dunk tank. presented by juicy fruit. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nothing but net. here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, everyone. welcome. thanks for joining us for our nba game night special. hey, let's start off with something fun, because i know -- a lot of the people watching are watching in bars where the volume is probably turned off and the bar tenders probably aren't paying attention. so, this will be especially for them. you will not need sound for this, even though you can't hear. all right, here we go. hey, everyone in the bar. i know you can't hear me right now. so, here's a fun idea. it's harder than i thought. go up to the bartender and say -- can you put some snu in my drink? he or she will ask, what's snu? and that is when you say -- nothing, what's snu with you? oh -- sorry. nothing, what's snu with you? it will be hilarious. it will. i promise the bartender will love it.

. >> jeremy lin is worth probably a half jar of mustard pickles. dress for [ bleep ]. really? >> draymond green look like donkey from "shrek." >> zach randolph is not so much in basketball shape, rather, he is a basketball shape. yes, i just called him fat. #sports. it's all right. >> mark jackson is easily the most annoying voice on television. well, then there's jeff van gundy. >> yo. jeff van gundy, a fool, lol. i is. >> andrew bogut is so [ bleep ] ugly. he might be the infamous big foot. well, guess we found him. >> imagine the damage steph curry would be doing in the nba if he doesn't have such a girly name. #changeittosteve. steve's a terrible name -- shoot, that's my coach's name. >> deandre jordan looks like that uncle at a cookout that sticks his fork in your plate. well, i think that sharing is caring, so [ bleep ] you. >> good-bye, blake griffin, you soft ginger hair colored lindsay lohan freckled face two-headed -- all caps, huh? throw in some lower case next time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thanks to 50 cent, connie

. ♪ >> hi, i'm nba star jeremy lin. do you own a restaurant, cafe or medium-priced bistro?f so, i've got an important message for you. >> hey, i'm nba star nick young. when i'm out eating a zesty corn fritter there's one thing that could ruin my meal. a wobbly table. damn it! >> i'm nba star dikembe mutombo. wobbly tables are the worst. every time i cut my meat, it's like i'm on the boat. >> hi, i'm nba director of officials don vaden. i'm on the road. i eat out a lot. this is a real problem for me. >> restaurants need to fix them now. before it's too late. >> so, restaurant owners, we're blowing the whistle on you. do the right thing. i eat out a lot. it's a real problem for me. >> how did all your tables get so wobbly anyway? >> did someone break into your restaurant and steal one foot of every table? it's crazy. >> the time is now. >> the clock is running out. >> just fix your tables. >> because, if i get fruit punch on my slacks during dinner, there will be hell to pay. not again! >> they know what the problem is. they know they have a wobbly table going wrong. but they

they've had jeremy lin and yao ming getting focus from around the globe. no matter what happens the next few days the nba is seeing record highs on their youtube channel. >> exciting. 2-2 right now. who do you think is going to win? >> warriors. >> still to come mercedes is poised to seize the advantage in china. but can it leave it's competitors in the slow lane? we're back in two. ♪ (explosion) ♪ hah! (explosion) ♪ lead your heroes in the hit mobile game download heroes charge now! >>> taking a flutter on twitter. shares rally after dick costolo quits after dwindling user growth but jack dorsey vows no change to strategy. >> less talking, more action. the imf with draws negotiations from athens as eu leaders warn the greek government must come to a deal in the next few days. >> emerging market funds suffer the biggest weekly outflows since the chinese crisis with 2-thirds coming out of chinese equities. >> alstom vows to defend it's deal with ge amid reports eu regulators are concerned with competition. >> getting some u.k. data out and it's stronger tha