. >> dicky: tonight on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- jeremy piven. >> stand up! stand up! >> dicky: denise richards. >> jimmy: if tiger woods asked you on a date, would you go on a date with tiger woods? >> ah, let me think about that. >> dicky: and comedian todd glass. >> there you go. is that so bad? >> jimmy: no, no, no it's fine. >> you look good. >> jimmy: thank you. not everything is a joke. what's wrong with you people??3q take the finish challenge. my name is ashley and my blog is not without salt. when i take pictures of my food, you don't want to see spots on the dishes. i was using cascade actionpacs. they just didn't have that brilliant shine. when i took the finish challenge, i was thrilled. as soon as i opened up the dishwasher, i could tell there was a difference. my dishes had a shine on them. this little guy right here makes my dishes incredibly shiny. i'm moving on to finish quantum. take the finish challenge for yourself. if you don't see a difference, it's free. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel for animal planet's new reality show, "hillbilly handfishing.

next week on the show, james franco, jeremy piven, howie mandel, hank azaria, jim sturgess, denise richardsd up comedy from todd glass, and music from gavin degraw and coldplay. that's right, coldplay -- we have a big deal planned for them too. so please join us next week. without our first guest tonight, there would probably be no america. he is one of the biggest movie stars ever. on friday, you can see him saddle up alongside daniel craig in the new movie "cowboys and aliens." please say hello to harrison ford. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? [ cheers and applause ] they're a little excited tonight. >> thank you. >> jimmy: good to see you. >> very nice of you to say that. about america. >> jimmy: it's true. it really is. i was on vacation two weeks ago and i decided to go to jackson, wyoming, where i know you have a place. and a friend of mine who is in show business, said, hey, you should call harrison ford. and i thought, w wl -- why? because i thought maybe he knew something that, like, you'd requested my presence. i said, why would i do that? and he said, i don't know,

madonna, barbra streisand, lebron james, jeremy piven, ush herb, sean penn, bill cosby and number ten, rachel ray, the tv food host famous for the book series $40 a day. i guess tipping would put her over $40. >>> 6:25 now. still ahead at 6:30 -- hacked again. the computer attack that could now put families of the bart police officers at risk. >>> prosecutors say he is a craigslist predator. the bay area attorney accused of acting out his rape fantasies. while he says the alleged victims knew what they were getting into. >> also, i'm sorry and i resign. what one bay area police chief is saying about the racial slur that now cost him his job. >>> i'm terry mcsweeney live in san rafael, where a hostage standoff continues. but police have come up with a very innovative way to make it safe enough for drivers on 580 to reopen a stretch of freeway closed since yesterday morning. the story coming up in a live report. >>> if you are flying east, we have delays in baltimore, washington, philly and new york. and flight arrival delays at sfo. 8t8t8txÑxÑxÑçtçtes0pdtdtdtdp ♪ ♪ free access to chase

rachael ray, bill cosby, sean penn, mariah carey, usher, this breaks my heart, jeremy piven, "entouragegned dvd as a tip at a restaurant with a $1,000 tab. lebron james comes in at number four, , parently tipped 10 bucks on an $800 bill. top three. barbara streisand, then madonna and then tiger woods came in as number one. >> well, he e st that $10 million endorsement deal. looks like he won't be tipping. >> plus he tips in other ways. >>> lets talk about gerard depardieu. a little le pee on le plane. apparently the inebriated actor decide that he couldn't wait for takeoff so he -- >> urinated in the aisle. let's just say what he did. he tinkled in the aisle. >> apparently he was mortified once he sobered up and realized what he had done. >> i think they turned the plane around and cleaned it up. >> he's french. he's french. i don't know. >> they took the plane -- >> le stink on le plane. >> they took the plane back and cleaned it up because urine tends to shift during flight. >> does it? wow. that's nothing you hear. >> just another lesson for the day. we'll be right back. >> just anot

. >> what was it like working with jeremy piven? is he like ari gold? >> he's intense.n i went in he was all over me, giving me a hard time. i didn't know they were going to bring me back for more episodes. he let me have it as a rookie. i held my ground, had fun with him. >> it was a fun show. let's go to politics. >> uh-huh. >> washington right fou seems in a real mess. it seems there is a total disconnect between people in america where they cannot come together and improve the country. you are a very successful american entrepreneur and businessman. what do you make of it? >> first, politicians are all about dogma and doctrine. they think by spewing doctrine voters will be happy. balanced budget, cut taxes. what's missing is actual action items. nobody is saying here are the thinks we need to do. just the fact of the way we present everything. think of this. in china they do five-year plans. here we do ten-year plans. they create a super committee to try to cut the deficit over a ten-year period. >> it's so self-defeating. >> it's worse than bureaucracy. we know we

then later this week -- james franco, denise richards, jeremy piven, todd glass, and in preparation forat lollapalooza in chicago, coldplay will be here too. so please join us for those things. our first guest tonight is a former muppet baby and reformed gizmo who, in addition to entertaining audiences for three decades, has single-handedly made purell hand-sanitizer the second most popular liquid in the world behind water. you can watch him judge the gifted and bizarre every tuesday and wednesday on "america's got talent." please say hello to howie mandel. [ applause ] very good to see you. >> good to be seen. i wanted -- before we start, i wanted to -- you know, when w w come to talk shows, when guests go to talk shows, usually there's gives in the dressing room. and you've given me -- i've got jimmy kimmel t-shirts and that. and i brought you a gift. it's a real -- i just tried it for the first time this week. it's called fresh balls. this is a real -- an actual -- i swear to you, it's not a joke. >> jimmy: you tried this? >> i did. they sent it to me at "america's got talent." i'm t