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tomorrow night, jeremy piven will be here, zoe kravitz will join us, and we'll have music from yg.n thursday, don cheadle, from "scandal", tony goldwyn, and music from enrique iglesias. so please join us for those programs. our first guest tonight is a talented actress and comes from a talented family. whose home is filled with tal t talented things. starting friday, you can see her in the highly anticipated sci-fi thriller "divergent" >> you can't be here. >> you weren't sick the day you took the aptitude test, were you? >> why? >> what were your test results? you can tell me. >> they were inconclusive. >> divergent. >> that is right. please welcome ashley judd. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm doing well, thank you. >> jimmy: you just got back from texas. >> i've been eating my way through the lone star state. >> jimmy: that's what i was doing the whole time. i feel like i smuggled a petting zoo back in my stomach. >> oh, gross. >> jimmy: what did you eat there? >> i always like to go to parini's steak house, which is out past abilene. and i basically order the en

and later this week, don cheadle, jeremy piven, tony goldwyn from "scandal," zoe kravitz, and music fromsias. join us for that. [ cheers and applause ] in the history of film, no person has been stabbed in the heart with a hypodermic needle more memorably than our first guest tonight. she's the oscar-nominated and golden globe-winning star of many fine movies. her newest is called "nymphomaniac, volume one." it opens friday. please welcome uma thurman. [ cheers and applause ] >> my gift for you. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. thank you. i will use this, and i will need it. how were you with the earthquake this morning? >> i was good. >> jimmy: you were? >> it was terrifying. >> jimmy: were you in a hotel? >> i was in a hotel. it's my second earthquake in california. >> jimmy: oh, it was? >> yes. >> jimmy: which was your first one? >> my first one was in a tall hotel and this was in a short hotel. >> jimmy: better. the tall hotels are actually they say safer because they're on those rollers. but much, much scarier. >> the only thing that moved in the tall hotel was the curtains, and i could hea