here girl, boom lactaid . 100% real milk. no discomfort ( applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. sally was talking about hillary clinton earlier and jerrod was talking about trump, and there were some primaries last night all around the country. and you want to talk. the election a little bit right now? ( applause ) here's what happened. on the democratic side last night, michigan was definitely feeling the bern. ( cheers and applause ) and the bern was not just from the water in flint. bernie sanders stunned the prognosticators by taking clinton by 21 points. but hillary clinton took it graciously. here's her official statement after the results came in. >> what's happening! ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> stephen: now, on the republican side, donald trump won the primaries in michigan, mississippi, and hawaii, so now aloha means both hello and good-bye, republican party. did y'all catch his victory speech? ( cheers and applause ) i thought you did. because it was on every single channel. i think even nick jr. was running it because i saw some sort of orange blob on tv. so, hey-- hey! hey, kids! hi! hey! hi! mexicans are coming to kill us!