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[jerry bell iii] deep couch sitting!k with more on the president's comments at the prayer breakfast. professor lipstat, what was your reaction to the president's use of the crusades in that speech? >> well i think first of all, regarding the crusades he got it precisely right. the crusades were horrible terrifying and christian in origin, or they came out of christian sources. but i think someone earlier in the program used the word "inartful", and that was a very kind way of putting it. i think a very important point was just made in that there's been a reluctance in the white house amongst many people. i see it on campuses as well that's where i live my life, a reluctance to name this as an expression of violence extremist islam. not all islam, not all muslim not at all. but there is a strong strain of violent extremist islam, and unless you name something, you can't solve it. we saw this this summer in our country in the fall with all sorts of problems with shootings and ferguson and staten island. and also you name s

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