who attempted to adapt his work, but do you see me shake, jerry so now i present to you a dramatic reading of stephen colbert's j.d. salinger's the catcher in the try. let me just get into character with my scarf, my red hunting cap, and my caulfield catcher in the try, i think that is the kind of book caulfield would carry around. here we go. chapter 1. if you really want to hear -- ♪ >> i would like to apologize to the estate of j.d. salinger. his publishers at little brown and company, and, of course, patrick stewart, whose performance as phoebe will now never be seen. >> this here. sign this here, and right there. okay. thank you very much. of course, as popular as catcher in the rye is, it is not that good of a book. when we return, my guest author tobias wolff will dash himself on the rocks of my certainty. we will be right back. [ cheers and applause >> stephen colbert presents, the c-olbert book club, tonight's selection. >> everything but catcher in the rye, by j.d. salinger. [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. the c-olbert book club! thanks so much! j.d. salinger, of course, is best known fo